Roddenberry Road

[Jeanway 0]

WAB is now over in the trees picking up leaves to wipe the goo off himself.

Jeanway is inside the car trying to coax whatever is living in the glove compartment to show it's self. Fen looks up from the trunk just as WAB comes walking back to the car. "Um...WAB?" Fenriz says. "Yeah?" WAB replies wiping his face with a handful of leaves. "I think you're holding poison ivy." Fen replies.

"Aww, Crap, not again." WAB answers. "Got it!" Emerging from the inside of Fen's car she holds a six foot long black snake that's wrapped itself around her.

Just then a car pulls up behind them and a woman gets out. Jeanway looks at her and says "Auntie Marty!!" They hug and start to talk by the side of the road as Fen fumbles around in the trunk.

"Lida, Sweetheart, you do know you have a snake on you don't you?" Aunt Marty says. Jeanway laughs and says, ""Yea, you like it? Fen is going to let me keep it. It was living in his car." They both laughed.

 

Jeanway tells her Aunt how a friend of theirs has been taken to jail and how they are going to bail him out. "What's he in for?" She asks. "We don't know what the charges are yet Auntie, but maybe you could do something to help him." She asked.

[Tal 0]

Tal finaly waking up stands up and looks around. He see's that everyone is gonna and ILS house is a complete mess, not nowing what happend he went home to wratch the news to see if they said anything.

[Jeanway 0]

Auntie Marty and Jeanway talked for a few more minutes while Fen did something under the car.WAB started itching and complaining about it.

Finding some bailing wire in the trunk, Fenriz crawls under the car and fiddles around for a few minutes. Crawling back out he runs the wire from underneath the car into the driver's side window. "Brakes are fixed. Well kind of." He announces.

 

"There's no way I'm getting back into that deathtrap." WAB declares. "Fine. You can wait here in the middle of nowhere." Fen says. WAB climbs back into the car grumbling under his breath.

Jeanway's Aunt drives off, she was in a hurry to catch a plane. And WAB gets back in on his bucket.

 

Jeanway gets back in and lays the snake on her lap, holding it's head in her hands and talking to it. "Isin't she pretty Fen?" She says. As they take off down the road WAB notices the snake keeps staring at him. "Can't you turn it's head in another direction?" WAB says. "It's creeping me out." Jeanway pets the snake. "Aww. She's just hungry. That's all.That's why she keeps sticking her tongue out at you." She says. WAB gulps and scoots his bucket away from the passenger side a little more.

 

Jeanway says." I think this is a girl, I mean there are eggs in there you know, unless this is the husband, which means there might be another snake somewhere in the car." WAB jumps up from the bucket and crawls up on the rear window. Jeanway and Fen laugh.

[hangon 3]

Falling on the ground with Hang D.D jumps up and starts to stamp on hang with her high heels for punching me on the nose,hang starts to cry out like a little girl then a crunching sound and DD trys to lift her leg up but it seems her high heel is stuck in hangs knee hehe taking her foot out of the shoe she then goes for the face and hang is screaming not the eyes please not my eyes .....sorry i cant beat him up anymore

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tss well slap me silly with a hairy fat mans tummy ...typical i have a BBQ and what happens..WAB sends my BBQ into orbit,IL7 trashes my pool and RK steals all my stuff and to top it off my chick turns into Tony Montana and gets all Scarface on me

[fenriz275 0]

As they ride down the Inter-State to the next exit, WAB starts whimpering in the rear window. He really has a bad fear of snakes. Fen is continuously looking around on the floors and over his shoulder for the other snake while screaming at WAB to stop crying. They get off the High-way and proceed down the off-ramp to set of stop and go lights.

"Hey?" Fen says all of the sudden.

"Yeah?" replies Jeanway.

"I think I've found the other snake. It just slithered up my pants leg." Fenriz tries to slow the car down with one hand, steer with the other hand, and shake the snake out of his pants leg at the same. Jeanway is trying to calm WAB down as he freaks out. The snake that Jeanway was holding gets loose and crawls under the passenger seat. WAB is yelling and trying to climb out of the window while Jeanway tries to keep him in the car.

"Calm down. They're only mildly poisonous." she explains.

Fenriz is looking over his shoulder so he doesn't see the police cruiser stopped at the light in front of him until it's too late.

"AW D*MN!" he yells as he yanks hard on the wire. The jalopy almost stops until the wire breaks with a loud TWANG!!!

The car just barely bumps the cruiser but it's enough to make the officers inside spill their coffee and throw WAB from his perch onto the floorboard. WAB lays there for a few seconds, eye to eye with the snake until he scurries back up into the rear window.

[fenriz275 0]

The two coffee covered Police Officers jump out of the cruiser, draw their guns and yell,

"Hands up where we can see them!!" Fen and jeanway comply while WAB still is screaming in the rear window. Fen keeps shaking his leg, trying to get the snake out of his pants. One of the officers yells at him.

"Stop that! Up against the hood!" he commands. "You're on something aren't you?" The other yells at WAB.

"Out of the car! NOW!"

Jeanway tries to explain what's going on as she tries to pull WAB out of the car. Grabbing him by his legs she pulls while he grabs hold of the door handle and kicks his legs. The second police officer grabs on of WAB's legs and start pulling too when WAB kicks him in the face. At the same time his partner is frisking Fenriz when the snake slithers out of Fen's pants leg and crawls up his.

The officer runs around kicking his leg in the air. Pulls out his radio and calls for back-up. Within seconds the entire area is swarming with Police cars.

At dispatch they get the weirdest radio message they've ever gotten at the Roddenberry County Sheriff's Department. All they can make out are people yelling and screams and a lot of swearing. One voice shouting,

"It's in my shorts. Get it out!" Another yelling,

"Let go! It's gonna eat me!", and another saying,

"It is too road worthy. Hey don't pull on that duct tape."

Fenriz is cuffed and thrown in the back of one then driven off to jail. Jeanway and WAB, still fighting with each other are physically restrained, cuffed and thrown into separate Police cars and taken to Roddenberry County Jail.

At about 2am Tal's phone rings.

"Umm...Hello?" he mumbles.

"Tal? It's Jeanway. Me, Fen, and WAB are in jail. Would you come bail us out?" Jeanway asks.

"Get us out of here! They put the snakes in the same cell as me!" WAB's voice shouts.

"SHUT UP! No they're not. You're just imagining things." Fenriz's voice says, followed by the sound of someone getting hit.

"Both of you shut your pie-holes!" Jeanway says. "Hurry Tal. This place is insane."

[Rivendells_king 0]

RK gets zapped by a stary phaser and falls off the balcony and the roddenberry police find him and take him to a intergation room when a scotland yard walks in and the loner light turns on. Ok pointy ears wheres *breath* the rebel *breath* base?? Do I look like I know If I had known where it is I would have had their minons join mine and roddenberry county would all be mine my precious!!!!!!!! Ok pointy ears where were you on the stardate of 56463463.3463 squared. In my tree RK replys. The scotland yard than spits up his tea and starts laughing. You bloody maniac you LOTRs freeks are so weird gaurds put him into the cell. Soon RK is in a crapy falling apart cell and the gaurd is about to look him up when another gaurd says. Bob!! Steve has a snake up his pants. No way george you got to be kiding me says bob. He needs back up bob lets go. So bob and all the other gaurds leave but no one locked the door. LOL lucky me RK says as he runs out of the jail and takes a consviscated viper and gose crusing around roddenberry town and picks up the remaining loot from hangons house and gose back to his tree.

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway, Fenriz and WAB now sit in the cell. Seeing RK scram out the door and thinking how much trouble they went through to get here to get him out and he got out on his own. " So NOW what do we do?" Fen says. "Wait for Tal to bail us out, he'll come, he'll get us out of here." Jeanway says. Just then she remembers her Aunt Marty. "D*mn, I should have called her right away!" WAB stands up and unties his shoe, takes it off and slides the heel sideways to reveal a cell phone. He gives it to Jeanway and says "Here, it's for emergencies." Jeanway dials her Aunt Marty who is now at the airport waiting to board a plane to France. She tells her what happened and since she is a Judge in the Town of Roddenberry all she has to do is come, sign a release and they are out. Jeanway hangs up the phone and says "She's on her way, we'll be out of here within the hour."

[fenriz275 0]

As the three sit in the cell waiting......

Jeanway asks WAB about his shoe.

"Let me see that." She asks. She inspects it and the laces and says to Fen,

" I wonder who invent these little things on the end of the laces." she says. "What are these things called anyway? There must be a name for them."

WAB jabs Fen in the side to wake him up. He fell asleep looking at his shoes.

"Huh? The ends? I don't know." Fen says, looking down he studies his own shoes.

"You know when people just wore sandals they didn't need shoe-lace ends." Fen says as he rubs his eyes. "In fact I'll bet some guy invented shoe-laces just so he had something to do with all of the shoe-lace ends he had lying around."

"Yea, but you can't wear sandals in the snow you know." Says Jeanway, " You'd lose some toes that way."

"Yeah. Cavemen didn't have toes. Everyone know that." says WAB.

"OH, Fen, come on. You think there were shoelace ends BEFORE there were shoelaces??"

"Well they didn't call them shoe-lace ends because the shoe-lace hadn't been invented yet but yeah they were." Fen explains.

"I don't believe that for a second. Your and idiot." She says to Fen.

Fenriz looks at his shoes again and thinks for a minute.

"You're probably right." he says.

WAB gets mad and says, "What are you two talking about?? This is nuts. Can't you two just be quiet for once??" Then he folds his arms and slumps in the corner.

[Jeanway 0]

They are called "Aglets"

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

WAB, Jeanway, and Fen sit in the cell, clueless to what they can do. "Do you have any of that weird wacko 29th century technology stuff?" asks Fen. "I actually might have a way to get out. Let's see... If a change the microcaliper on this so it would emit a nadion beam. Ok, I got a nice little signal jammer here. any communication wthin 25 miles will be jammed. Let's see the police figure that out. Oh and here.... Ok, here is an emergency transport device.... Ok, this should have a capacity for 5 people. Ok. I got it." *they beam out in a green glow*

 

The officer on duty sleeps as they escape to freedom.

[Jeanway 0]

"You'd better erase the memories of everybody involved in this little fiasco WAB, or they'll all be after us." Jeanway tells WAB. "DONE". He tells her.

 

It's a beautiful Saturday morning in late summer. People are mowing their lawns and the children are playing all up and down Roddenberry Road. Many of those involved in yesterday's disaster at Hangon and D.D.'s house are there, sober and helping clean up the mess at ILIkeSeven's house. Comparing their injuries and memories of what happened. Jeanway has put up a new pair of non-see-through curtains in her shower window and ILS's telescope pieces have been swept up from his driveway and bagged and put out on the curb with the rest of the trash. Everyone in the neighborhood is aware now of ILS's little activities and we all are keeping an eye on him from now on. Shame on You!

 

RK is in his treehouse nursing a bad hangover and telling himself he won't do that again, til the next time. "No More Chain-saws."

[Tal 0]

Tal finally gets enough money and pulls up outside the police station and tells the officers hes hear to get Jeanway, Fen and WAB out of jail. They just look at him as if he was stupid and throws im in jail for waisting police time. He phones jeanway to ask her to come get him out, but shes not in. Thats his 1 phonecall gone and nobody nows where he is.

[Jeanway 0]

Well, Tal Everybody has to be Somewhere We'll get you out. HMM, let me think

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway's Aunt Marty, the Judge, arrives at the Police Station to get them out of jail. Only to find they aren't there nor is there any record of them being there. Tal recognizes her as he clings to the bars and yells "Hey, remember me Judge, I'm one of your neice's friends?" Judge Marty looks over at the frantic Romulan and tries to think. "OH, hello there, Tal is it?" She says. "Yea, it's me Tal, do you remember me?" He hopefully asks. " Ah, yes, as a matter of fact I do." She answers. "Why are you in here?" She asks. He motions her closer and says" Jeanway called me to come down and bail her and Fen and WAB out, some kind of misunderstanding about a snake." He tells her quietly. "But why are you in jail Tal?" She asks. "I don't know." He answers. "Well, that doesn't sound right, let me see what I can do." The Judge talks to the Sargeant at the desk, who is also her nephew. In a few minutes he comes over to the cell door, unlocks it and tells Tal he is free to go. "Thanks Judge." Tal says to the Judge. "No problem Tal, I know you helped Jeanway out a few times, so consider this a Thank You." She says.

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

All of a sudden, WAB's house rose on huge rods of what looked to be buckyballs. A cube flew out of the gap under the house. The house returned to normal. WAB flew out. He was going to be busy for the rest of the week. Literally.

[Tal 0]

Tal finally gets home in a police car everyone looking out the window trying to figure out whats going on. Tal walks up to his warbird and get beamed aboard where he goes to bed. He must remember to thank jeanway for not telling her Aunt that she had gotten out or he would still be in there.

[Rivendells_king 0]

RK is in his house agian with all the loot from hangons house cds dvds, chocolate dutch chocolate. RK gose insane and eats al the chocolate and looks out over roddenberry road. Flashing lights over by tals war bird a cube flying away from WABs house and a big burning smoking crater by hangons, debbies and ILS house. For some reason I fell bad but I dont care

[Jeanway 0]

Yea, Tal sometimes forgetting is a good thing.

[DrWho42 13]

Roddenberry Road

 

Different people dressed in sea-green construction outfits busily wander to and fro, assembling obscure and odd looking machinery around the familiar DrWho42 Haunted Mansion...

Although it seemed like the machinery didn't have the need for the construction workers... Since it seemed to build itself out in a strange liquidic fashion.

 

After finishing reading the brown pamphlet which began:

Rod SerlingVille

It's Not Just a Place, It's a State of Being.

( The usual kind of slogans just for commercialism, but it did seem a nice place to move to. ), DrWho42 went to check back to the Translocation Team...

 

"So how is the displacement crew doing?" asks DrWho42 to the head constructor, Tapestry, as he stands from afar watching them construct a couple glowing ovoid structures around his home.

 

"Oh, well, they say we can get the vortex running in just under a few... *thinks a bit* Ah, yes, hours. I don't think that is very long in this realm's measurements.. So where shall it be? I do assume you want to move in that manner..."

 

"Hmmmm, well, maybe in when too... But it's a bit disconnected from the general flow of things on this world.

This would be Rod SerlingVille. Not to be confused with the New Rod SerlingVille... :) "

 

Tapestry: "Oooh, well, not too far then, hasn't changed much, but still a monochromatic dimension. Much of this equipment we're using is of post-Transhumanist technology. Makes work quite a breeze too since it's made out of its own sentient living metal... Mostly all we need to do is press the buttons, and make sure the lights keep flashing.."

 

At this, they ended the conversation, so DrWho42 went back awaiting near the Translocation team, and anticipated when the crew was ready to send the house to where they will move to.

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway, out tending the Clydesdales and Haggie in the stable sees a strange green glowing object suspended in the night sky. As it begins to move closer, slowly making it's way across the sky, she recognizes it, it's Doc's mansion. :) She sees him in one of the windows waving and she waves back. :)

[nik 0]

After several weeks of work, Nik finally steps out onto his front porch in his red boxer shorts and surveys the freshly fallen snow on his lawn. His reindeer lounge lazily in his front yard, each with a freshly poured bowl of beer and a bowl of beef jerky in front of them. Nik looks around with a look of satisfaction on his face.

 

“Well boys,” he says loudly, “Let’s deck some halls! It’s Christmastime!”

 

Several elves cheer and load up the back of the Gremlin with several large red bags and a keg. The elves jump in back after it, while two more elves hitch the reindeer up to the Gremlin. Two elves emerge from the house with Nik’s new outfit – new denim jeans, snakeskin boots, a red T-shirt, a black leather jacket, and sunglasses. A third elf brings Nik his red hat – the same type his predecessor wore. A grease-covered elf walks up to Nik.

 

“She’s all set, Fat boy!” He squeaks loudly, “Purrs like a kitten.” An elf standing by the Gremlin inserts an eight-track tape, and Steppenwolf’s “Born to be Wild” blasts up and down the streets of Roddenberry.

 

“Well then.” Nik smiles. “Let’s deliver some joy to all the good little boys and girls….. and a little somethin’ I been savin’ for the naughty girls.” Nik smirks and the elves chuckle.

 

Nik gets into the Gremlin, and the reindeer pull it down the street – slowly at first, then faster. As it goes faster, it begins taking off into the air. It arcs up sharply, and then circles overhead. As it circles, the hatch opens, and two elves in leather helmets and flight goggles poke their heads out. They begin dropping packages which land squarely on the front lawns and porches of the residents of Roddenberry Road.

 

For Dr. Who – a brand new compass which always points towards the future.

 

For Jeanway – a new pet Komodo dragon with a ability to change colors – green, red, purple, gold, stripped, plaid, spotted…..

 

For RK – a sword which only he can pull from the scabbard.

 

For Tal – a set of keys that will get him out of any cell.

 

For WAB – a coherent interference phase adaptor which allows devices to pass through matter.

 

For Fenriz – a Harley Davidson Fat Boy motorcycle, complete with riding outfit, instruction manual, and a year’s supply of free steak dinners at Greasy Bob’s Diner.

 

For Hangon – A radar detector which renders his car invisible to radar, laser, ultraviolet, and visible light.

 

For ILS – A lifetime subscription to Playboy, a Kevlar vest, and a bodyguard.

 

For D.D. – One free cruise per month on the Love Boat for the next year.

 

For 3of7 – A high efficiency conduction transducer to allow her vessel to change shape and form quickly.

 

For the Navy people on R.R. – Promotions to Admiral.

 

 

“Is that it boys?” Nik shouts over the roar of the music.

 

“Think so, larda**! If we missed anyone, we can get ‘em on the way back.” One of the elves shouts back as he begins tapping the keg in the back seat.

 

“Well then… Let’s get the rest of the good little boys and girls!” The Gremlin roars out of site, leaving the gifts behind.

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway hears a scratching at her front door. She opens it, looks down and sees a Magnificent Dragon sitting on her front porch. :) :) She looks around, then up in the sky and sees nik in his Green Gremlin dropping things all up and down the Road on peoples front lawns. "I think I'll call her, OH wait, Jeanway slides her hand down the Dragon's underbelly and then down to the base of it's tail. "IT'S A GIRL"!!!!! :) She yells. "I'll call her KES." Jeanway calls Baby Tongue to come and meet her new sister. Then she yells to nik who is now coming back around in the sky. "Thanks nik, your a Saint." Then she blows nik and the elves a big kiss in the air. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Cptn_Calhoun 0]

My house on the block is the like the Brady Bunch house. Although I don't have a bunch of kids. I like the way the house was, actually the set. I always wanted stairs with banisters like theirs. I am also that guy who likes to over water his front yard, and floods the gutters out, everyday.

[Jeanway 0]

Lizards love to swim in rushing water, Thanks Cptn Calhoun :) :) See ya in the gutters! :lol: :) :) :)

[ILIKESEVEN 0]

quote by Nik@Aug 23 2004, 04:40 PM

For ILS – A lifetime subscription to Playboy, a Kevlar vest, and a bodyguard.

 

 

Mrs. ILS walks into the garden and sees the presents.

She takes them inside and together with the whole family they unwrap them.

"aaahh a kevlar vest how nice, when you get out of your bodycast you can wear it dear" she says

Than the big present is being unwrapped

"oohh my god, he is big"she says"see sees the bodygard, mrs.ILS and her daughter where staring at him :(

Infront of them stood a dig muscled(very muscled)man

"WW.WW..WW..What is your name?" mrs ILS asked

"Me Bubba, me your bodygard"

"ooohhhhhh..." Mrs.ILS and ILS,s Daughter were looking at Bubba.

"Are you a klingon?" ILS daughter aske?

"Me half klingon and half Risaan"

"Well than, let me show you your new room, where i can watch....eehhhh where you can sleep."

"Ill go with you mum, ill help to warm...eeehhhh to make the bed" ILS daughter stumbles.

 

The three left the livingroom leaving ILS and his son Damien alone.

ILS couldn,t move annymore(after that last incedent) but he saw the last present on the table, it was a small envelope, he looked at it and than looked at his son.

"Ill open that one Dad, HEY THANK YOU SANTA I ALWAYS WANTED A SUPSCRITION FROM PLAYBOY, THANKYOU MY MAN"

Damien ran out of the living room and walked to the phone an confirmed the supcription on his name.

 

There was ILS alone in the livingroom, a litlle teare came from his left eye(the right eye is too much damaged by Jeanway and isn,t funktion at this moment.

[Tal 0]

Tal sees his present on the lorn and decides to go and get it, he gets to the front door and relises he doesnt now where the key is to get out and all transporters are ofline. He sees a dog come running by picks up the key in his mouth and runs away, Tal is now locked in his own warbird.

[3 of 7 0]

For 3of7 – A high efficiency conduction transducer to allow her vessel to change shape and form quickly.

Wow, thanks.

 

After 3 of 7 had got her present, she wanted to test it out on her vessel, so they could go into Earth's athmosphere without causing a red alert situation.

 

The crew onboard her cube agreed with her.

 

She tested out the device, and the cube changed to the Enterprise-E.

 

[DutchDebbie 0]

For D.D. – One free cruise per month on the Love Boat for the next year.

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ooooo yes please i will pack my bag right now and tell hang that his dinner is in the dog

[DrWho42 13]

For Dr. Who – a brand new compass which always points towards the future.

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Hehe, awesome.

I could always use it when I care to revisit here should I like to take a trip away from the realm of Rod SerlingVille...

 

Anyone is welcome to visit Rod SerlingVille.