Roddenberry Road

[enigmatic_mystery 0]

e_m takes the plate of cheese cake with a large smile.

"I LOVE cheese cake."

She pokes her fork into the yummy treat and takes a large bite.

"Yum."

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway does the same. Then begins to tell e_m about the crazy things that have gone on here on Roddenberry Road in the past. "Did you know Alterego?" Jeanway asks e_m. "Do you like elves e_m? "Do you like Hippogriffs e_m? "Why is your house painted black e_M? The questions went on and on until e_m crawled back under the couch and fell asleep.

[enigmatic_mystery 0]

In between bites of cake e_m answers Jeanway's questions.

"No I don't think so."

She takes another big bite.

"Depends on what kind. I like the taller ones....not the Santa ones. Hippogriffs ROCK ^.^; Its a castle it supposed to be black and dark and scary and stuff. ^.^;;"

Is suddenly for some odd reason VERY tired. She crawls under the couch, after thanking Jeanway for the yummy cake and falls alseep.

A yawn could be heard from under the couch.

[Jeanway 0]

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AWWW :P

[enigmatic_mystery 0]

e_m inhales a dust bunny and sneezes loudly and the couch jumps she is suddenly not sleepy anymore. :P;

"Wow....that was interesting."

She crawls out from under it and blinks. ^.^;

"Heh, sorry."

[DrWho42 13]

From across a great many dimensions, many of which unknown to our current sciences, EvilDrWho42²* returns, with plans on setting loose an infestation of the blob! :P

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* He's DrWho42's evil temporal twin...

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway fumbles through her storage closet. Looking for that case of "Blob Repellant" she picked up at a yard sale. :P "Hey, e_m, take a few cans of this with you. I've heard rumours about a "Blob Infestation." :)

 

 

~{{{PSST. Hey Doc? Whats a "Blob Infestation?" Sounds nasty. :( }}}~

[DrWho42 13]

~{{{PSST. Hey Doc? Whats a "Blob Infestation?" Sounds nasty. :P }}}~

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Well Jeanway, if you can recall the famous 1958 film of "The Blob"...

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Coming out from a meteorite, it is a formless horror from space that can ooze through the smallest opening and dissolve flesh on contact... It also increases in size quite fast, and have been known to eat whole 1950s diners, and other buildings and cities required for a balanced diet for the usual unearthly blob.

[Jeanway 0]

:) Sounds invaisive :) :P :(

[enigmatic_mystery 0]

"Ok."

e_m takes a few cans of the Blob repellent and reads the back.

"Does not repel bugs, fire, burgerlers, aliens and or ants....."

She looks up from the can and pulls out several cans of silly string, she gets an evil-like little smile on her face and then realizes that it is night time.

"NIGHT!" ^.^;

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway watches e_m crawl out from under the couch and out the front door. It's a cloudy night so it's very dark out there. Then a bunch of dogs start barking and e_m runs up the road towards her house.

[enigmatic_mystery 0]

e_m's ears pick up on her 3 huskies and 1 lab's barking and shoots toward her home.

She scales the gate of her home, not bothering to use the door, and lands in something squishy.

;

She looks down to see a gaint blob.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! BLOB!"

[Jeanway 0]

[enigmatic_mystery 0]

e_m's 3 dogs, Tala (Husky), Tynan (Lab) and Ryu (Husky), pounded up to the blob and began to nip at it as she fumbled for the anti-blob spray that Jeanway had given her earlyer. The blob slowly worked its way up her legs.

;

She found the can and sprayed it directly at the evil, gross thing. It shrivled away with a nasty squilch sound. e_m cringes and drops onto her knees and begins to pet her beloved dogs.

"Awwwwe your sooooo brave, yes you are." ;

[DrWho42 13]

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(That's the 1988-version... Haven't really seen the entirety of that film.)

 

EvilDrWho42² surveyed what destruction the blob was leaving behind... His plans were going as expected, and prognosticated.

 

Unknown to the rest of the citizens of Roddenberry Road, the blob will soon adapt to this "blob repellent"... It's true weakness is

CO², though that might change as the blob grows stronger, bigger, and smarter...

 

But what is DrWho42 doing in order to combat the evil forces of his temporal twin??

To Be Continued......

[Angel of Darkness 0]

Oh no! Blobs! Neri's house keeps spiining. Gonna get her dizzy this is as she keeps trying to peer out.

[enigmatic_mystery 0]

e_m gets up and walks over to the door and opens it and her dogs run out a little a head of her but double back and keep step with her. The night is very quite and peacful, the air is so clear and the half full moon shines down upon the earth. She breaths in the cool air and looks up and down the street. She turns her head to each one of her beloved animals and looks at each one for a few seconds before whispering "Go!" and rushing off into the night with her companions.

[fenriz275 0]

Fenriz finally repairs the cowhole in his roof. Things have been quite on Roddenberry Road for a few weeks but Fen knows this won't last. Trying to enjoy the peace and quite he sits on his front porch sipping lemonade. After a while he dozes off. While he's asleep a masked culprit steals his shoes and drinks the rest of his lemonade.

[Matt 0]

I've no idea what this post is about

[Jeanway 0]

I've no idea what this post is about

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Matt, do you mean this Thread? Or your post? If you mean this Thread, go back and read the very first post by Fenriz. That's Post #1 on Page #1. That will explain everything.

[ILIKESEVEN 0]

After the last (embarresing)encoutner in Jeanways house ILS walks back to his house, when suddenly he hears a high loud screaming from his kitschen, he starts to run to his house and he can hear his wife screaming"AAAAHHH HELP ME SOMTHING GREEN IS COMMING OUT OF THE TOILET(no it was not my last supper that was comming out).

I walked into the house and saw a big green blobby kind of thing trieing to come out of my toilet.

"THAT DOES IT, ( ILS puts on his kevlarvest, carbonfiber helmet, armed leather boots, bulletproof overall, (drinks some raspberry Kool-aid) asbestian gloves, opens his weapon,s-safe and takes out an... zippo lighter

heheheheheh, these buggers can,t stand fire( ILS set fire to The Blob)

BURN YOU LITTLE M****RF****R,S

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway puts on a gas mask, a lead filled apron and long rubber gloves up to her elbows and begins walking around the inside of her house spraying every nook and cranny ' THE BLOB' might be able to get through.

[fenriz275 0]

Fenriz sees the Blob devouring the houses on Roddenberry Road. Next door Jeanway is liberally applying Blob repellant to her house. Fenriz goes inside, digging around under his sink he finds an empty can of Blob repellant.

"Typical." He grumbles. Fenriz thinks for a while. Pulling the trash bag out of the can he ties it off and goes outside. He starts to put the bag in the bin at the curb then he shrugs and tosses it into the Blob, and then watches it get absorbed.

"Aha!" Fenriz has an epiphany. Several minutes later Jeanway looks over and sees Fenriz wrapping his house in plastic wrap.

[enigmatic_mystery 0]

e_m returns from her run with her compainions to find Fenriz wrapping his house in plastic wrap o.O??

"Ermmm...." She says tilting his head to one side and looking at the clear house.

"Thats....interesting..." ._.

Tala trots over to Jeanway's home and Tynan follows behind while Ryu looks up at e_m and she looks back before nodding. Ryu runs off someplace and e_m follows her Huskie and Lab.

"Hey there!"

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

WAB returns to find his house gone... *twilight zone music*

[Tal 0]

Tal seeing what is happending oqnders his crew to prepere for emergecnt take of. They then park themselves in orbit and wait for the blob to die or destroy

[Angel of Darkness 0]

From across a great many dimensions, many of which unknown to our current sciences, EvilDrWho42²* returns, with plans on setting loose an infestation of the blob! :lol:

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* He's DrWho42's evil temporal twin...

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hehe that looks like a massive pile of dog poop

 

NC's house spins faster repelling any blobs that may come :blink:

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

A flash of light appears, and Thor and Loki of the Asgard appear. "sorry about that, we needed to borrow your replicator." they say. They dissapear. WAB waves back.

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway watches the house spin like a propeller in the wind.

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

All of a sudden the cast of Roddenberry Road seem to be transported somewhere. No one knows where they are...