(WWE) World Wrestling Entertainment Inc.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

An American TV Show Called "The Man Show" They Had What's Known As "Juggy Girls". You Figure It Out.

[HRH The KING 0]

Well, at least it's given her something to do.

 

A few weeks ago on Raw she appeared for about eight seconds in the ring firing that t-shirt cannon.

 

Not a bad night's work for a quarter of a million dollars!!

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Yeah....She Doesn't Seem To Do Much...

[HRH The KING 0]

The money that they pay her could buy twelve wrestlers from the independent federations.

 

What a waste.

 

She's not even good looking!!!!

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Hey Man, To Each Our Own.

[HRH The KING 0]

If she wasn't bad enough, there about another seven or eight "Christy" clones wandering around Raw and Smackdown.

 

I swear, every week, another one shows up and I think "Who the heck is she???"

 

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Yeah, I Noticed

 

*Yawn* Night.

[HRH The KING 0]

Goodnight

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

 

 

 

 

SUBMISSION MATCH

 

 

TONIGHT ON

 

 

This One Ought To Be A Classic.

Edited February 7, 2005 by Sam The Smuggler

[HRH The KING 0]

Cool!!!!!

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Yeah. I Can't Wait.

 

So...How Many Spears Do Ya Think Edge Will Get In Before He Falls Victim To The Almighty Pedigree?

[HRH The KING 0]

Edge will hit the Downward Spiral, the Edge Leg Lock, the Edge DDT and about 53 Spears and get a one count....MAYBE a two count, if "Nipple H" feels generous.

 

Then "Triple Itch" will hit one weak Pedigree and it will send Edge into a comatose state allowing the referee to hit the three count.

 

Heck, the Pedigree is so devestating, the ref could count all night if he wanted to.

 

The Pedigree is so powerful and dangerous when executed by HHH, I've heard the UN have classed it as a WMD.

 

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

 

You Really Hate That Guy, Huh? :)

[HRH The KING 0]

It's weird.

 

I like him, but then again I don't.

 

Because if he weren't around, then who would the world's wrestling fans have to complain about???

 

:) :)

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

It's weird.

 

I like him, but then again I don't.

 

Because if he weren't around, then who would the world's wrestling fans have to complain about???

 

:)  :lol:

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Good Point :)

[HRH The KING 0]

He'll do or say something to annoy me tonight on Raw.

 

I just know it. :)

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Ofcourse He Will. That's What He's Paid To Do :)

[HRH The KING 0]

Uh Oh...the old "negative or positive heel heat" debate!!!!! :)

 

:) :lol:

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Heh....Lets Not.. :)

[Kor37 9]

There is no way Edge would be allowed to win. He has absolutely no mic skills. You can have all of the wrestling ability in the world but without mic skills, you will go nowhere. Thats why HHH stays on top. Its also why Ric Flair has wrestled the exact same match during the past 30 years and has remained popular.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Another Reason Why Edge Won't Win Is Cause There Is No Way In Hell HHH Will Drop The Belt On RAW....To Anyone :)

[HRH The KING 0]

Sam is right, there's absolutely no chance HHH would drop the title on Raw.

 

He's reluctant enough to drop it on a PPV!!!!!! :)

 

Edge has decent mic skills. It's certainly no better or worse that HHH's typical "I....uh.....AM....uh......THE.....uh......BEST.....uh!!!!!!"

 

Ric Flair has wrestled the exact same match during the past 30 years and has remained popular.

 

You're right about that.

 

HHH basically wrestles the same match. He lets the opponent carry him, gets busted open, then uses a weapon and hits ONE Pedigree and wins.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

The Triple Threat With Benoit And Edge Not Really Counting Since No One Won The Damn Match :)

[HRH The KING 0]

The only reason I could possibly think of for why he did that, is because he wanted to be "10" time champion but didn't want to lose the belt in order to regain it.

 

Other than that, I can think of nothing.

 

Even though by my criteria of not recognising that particular title he holds right now, he is only a FIVE time WWE Champion because the belt currently held by JBL right now is the only World title I recognise in the WWE.

 

He may think that he can confuse other wrestling fans, but he certainly isn't fooling me or any wrestling fan who I talk too because I will make certain they know which title is the linear WWE Championship.

 

WWE Championship Lineage

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

No Question About That.

 

He's The 5 Time 5 Time 5 Time 5 Time 5 Time Defunct WCW Champion :)

[HRH The KING 0]

I find it ironic that when Booker T came into the WWE, Triple H mocked him for holding a title that David Arquette held.

 

What HHH didn't mention is that David Arquette pleaded with Vince Russo NOT to give him that title. Arquette (as a devoted wrestling fan) knew fully well that it would cause outrage among wrestling fans but finally relented, although he devoted ALL the money he made from WCW to the families of Brian Pillman and Owen Hart and to help Darren Drozdov who of course is paralysed.

 

I only found out about this a few days ago. It changed my opinion of Arquette. He really is a guy who has honour and integrity, and so does Booker T who worked his way from nothing to become a star in the wrestling business and did it with NO help from "buddies" like HBK, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall or marrying the boss' daughter.

 

Triple H might want to remember that tonight when he lays in bed with that belt sitting there next to him.

 

:) :lol: :)

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Wow, I Didn't Know That Either. :)

 

And Booker T Certainly Has Earned His Place.

[HRH The KING 0]

Booker T would have been a great WWE Champion if they treated him seriously.

 

But instead, they always portrayed him as a clown, and I don't believe they ever gave him a chance to shrug off his "former WCW" wrestler tag.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

I Know. It Was Such A Waste To Do That Too Him. But I Guess Since He Was A Former WCW Guy, Vince Didn't Want To Give Him The Belt.

 

And Goldberg..I Don't Think They Could Haven't Gotten Him Without Giving Him The Belt.

[HRH The KING 0]

Well, the Goldberg thing died when at SummerSlam in the Elimination Chamber, he killed three or four guys and then got pinned in two minutes by an injured Triple H.

 

He won the title a month later, but by then, it was too late. :)

 

The fans WANTED him to win at SummerSlam. When he didn't, they correctly took it as more HHH politics.