(WWE) World Wrestling Entertainment Inc.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Hmm...That's Right Fine Idea. I Do Believe That Could Also Work For WWE. But I Suppose Vince Is Just Worried About All His McMoney. But Like You Said...It Wouldn't Cost That Much....And Lets Face It..McMahon Could Pay For It Anyhow...

[HRH The KING 0]

He certainly could. He takes around $11 million dollars a year from the company.

 

BTW- They need to change their corporate logo and brand now. This is the one they should use. I designed it myself:

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Looks Like The Old WCW Logo B)

[HRH The KING 0]

It does indeed.

 

It makes more sense than the current logo. "WW"....but where's the "E"?

 

B) B) B)

[HRH The KING 0]

You see, a much better idea would have been to call the company "WWX" and use THIS logo (designed by me B)):

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Heh. Well...You See About Getting That Job There B)

[HRH The KING 0]

I worked for them once.

 

I was on Stephanie's writing staff.

 

But then one day she said "How about dressing The Rock up like Goldust? We could call him "ROCKDUST".

 

I said "Nah, that's not a good idea".

 

She said "DADDY!!!!!!!!!!" B)

 

Vince came in and said to me "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!"

 

B) B)

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

B) B)

 

That Reminds Me...I Think It'd Be Funny To See Him On Screen Tell Someone "YOU'RRRRRR HIIIIRRRRED!!"

[HRH The KING 0]

He'll say that next time Hulk Hogan calls him. B)

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Ok....Lets Get Serious Now....

 

With All The Pushing They've Be Doing Towards Batista...I Bet He Doesn't Win The RR B)

 

You Know They Love To Do That Storylines Involving HHH...Build It Build It Build It...Then Just Wreck The Whole Damn Thing...

Edited January 27, 2005 by Sam The Smuggler

[HRH The KING 0]

You know, I've got the same bad feeling.

 

They did the exact same thing to Goldberg.

 

Though I actually think it was intentional. The WWE and HHH wanted to humilate him because Triple H had a long standing grudge with Goldberg.

 

Even if Batista wins that title, everyone knows he'll eventually drop it back to HHH after a week or so.

 

At this rate, by WrestleManiaXXV, Triple H will have been "World Heavyweight Champion" about 37 times.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

No Doubt.

 

Now...HHH Has Definitly Earned His Spot...But C'Mon...It's Just Gotten Ridiculous... B)

[HRH The KING 0]

B) You see....I actually can pinpoint the EXACT second HHH decided to make it his life's ambition to take control of all booking power in the WWE.

 

It was at WrestleManiaXII in Anaheim, California.

 

He lost to the Ultimate Warrior, in a squash match in around 67 seconds.

 

Humiliated in front of the entire world.

 

That was THE day. B)

 

After the match he went back to his dressing room and looked into the mirror and said:

 

"That's IT!!!!, I'm gonna sleep my way to the top and take over this company, I'll marry Stephanie McMahon, heck, I'd even marry SHANE McMahon, but I ain't gonna get squashed like that again"

 

So then Shawn Michaels walked in and said "Who are you talking to?"

 

B)

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

You May Be On To Something B) B)

[HRH The KING 0]

Well 1996 wasn't a good year for HHH.

 

That was the year of the infamous "Curtain Call" in Madison Square Garden, when after Scott Hall and Kevin Nash's final match in the WWE, Shawn Michaels (who was a face then) and HHH (then a heel) broke character and went down to the ring and had a "group hug" (awwww) with Hall (a face) and Nash (a heel).

 

Vince was furious, and he couldn't punish Michaels because he was a big star, but he certainly did punish HHH who was a nobody back then and jobbed him out all through the year. He even got jobbed out to Jake "The Drunk" Roberts and HHH was scheduled to win the 1996 King Of The Ring, although that plan was scrapped and Steve Austin won it instead and became a megastar.

 

It wasn't really until 1997 when HHH finally won the KOTR than things started changing for him (unfortunately).

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Seems Vince Has Forgiven Him.

 

Though...I Am Still Impressed At How Long He Let Benoit Hold The Belt..(Not That That Belt Means Anything Now)

[HRH The KING 0]

Ah, he knew that he had to let Benoit win it.

 

He was getting a LOT of criticism from the hated Internet Fan Community (which HHH, JR and Vince truly despise) and he put over Benoit to show everyone that he really had changed and was really unselfish.

 

He also tried to convince people further by putting over Shelton (where is he now huh?) in a few matches.

 

You see, HHH hates the IFC, but he actually reads a lot of what is written about him. He fails to understand, that people like me B) and guys from Pro Wrestling Torch (who hate HHH) wouldn't be so hard on him if he actually gave people a reason to praise him.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Heh....Well....I Like I Said....He Earned His Spot....But That Doesn't Mean He Should Keep It For Himself..

 

And Do They Read Stuff On Just The WWE Community Page Or Anywhere They Can? Like Here For Example? B)

Edited January 27, 2005 by Sam The Smuggler

[HRH The KING 0]

I don't know if they read this one B) but I do know they read some of the wrestling sites like PW Torch, Wrestling Insider, Wrestling Observer etc...

 

They call them "dirtsheets" which was a name coined to describe them when they were actual magazines (remember that thing called "paper"? B)).

 

JR hates them because they revealed the story about Brock Lesnar leaving the WWE for the erm......NFL (LOL!!!!). That directly led to the disaster of Goldberg/Lesnar at WMXX, which was so embarassing for JR he was forced to mention it during the match.

 

The WWE doesn't even like it's wrestlers talking to the Internet wrestling websites. At a staff meeting just before WMXX, they told all the wrestlers not to do that. Brock Lesnar hilariously stood up during the meeting and tried to endear himself to Vince by threatening the other wrestlers that if they dared talking to an Internet wrestling site, they would have to deal with him. B)

 

So these guys at RSPW, which is an Internet wrestling fan community, sent messages to the WWE saying that because of the staff meeting, they would all make sure Brock wasn't looking through their windows at home, checking to see if they were on the Internet talking about wrestling!!!! B)

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Are You On Any Of These Sites? They Got Boards?

[HRH The KING 0]

PWTorch doesn't have boards, but you can submit guest editorials or event reports if you wish.

 

Be aware, there's quite a few pop-ups on that site, but it's still the best wrestling news and opinion site on the Net.

 

PWTorch

 

The best and most extensive wrestling message board is on ProWrestling.Com.

 

I'm a member on that site and post from time to time:

 

Pro-Wrestling.Com

 

Wrestling Insider has a story where it's now official, that WWE Smackdown is being cancelled on UPN. Things just get worse for Paramount if its cancelling it's number one show. ENT fans beware!!!!! B)

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Wrestling Insider has a story where it's now official, that WWE Smackdown is being cancelled on UPN. Things just get worse for Paramount if its cancelling it's number one show. ENT fans beware!!!!!  B)

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B)

 

 

Please Tell Me Spike TV Will Pick It Up.

 

And As For The Popups, I'll See If Firefox Can "Pop" Them.

Edited January 27, 2005 by Sam The Smuggler

[HRH The KING 0]

Les Moonves (what kind of a name is that?) said that WWE Smackdown doesn't "fall into what kind of programming they want on their network".

 

Meaning "We don't want to broadcast TV shows that people actually WATCH"

 

B) B) B)

 

Now, admittedly, my knowledge of US TV Networks is somewhat limited, but I've always thought WWE programming would be perfect for the Fox Network.

Edited January 27, 2005 by The King

[Odie 0]

Wrestling Insider has a story where it's now official, that WWE Smackdown is being cancelled on UPN. Things just get worse for Paramount if its cancelling it's number one show. ENT fans beware!!!!!  B)

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B)

 

 

Please Tell Me Spike TV Will Pick It Up.

 

And As For The Popups, I'll See If Firefox Can "Pop" Them.

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What is the problem with UPN!?! B) They cancelled one highest rated show for their network. I don't understand that decision. B)

Edited January 27, 2005 by Odie

[HRH The KING 0]

That's what I've been saying.

 

Paramount are irrational.

 

They cancel their number one show, and they allow their number one franchise, the legendary Star Trek, to fall into neglect.

 

Unbelievable. B) B)

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Could You Link Me To The Story About UPN Cancelling It Or Tell Me When It Will Happen.

 

How Can Vince Let This Happen? He Doesn't Have Enough McMoney?

[HRH The KING 0]

Here is the the Smackdown story:

 

UPN Cancels WWE Smackdown

 

 

I don't put too much confidence in Vince. This is the man after all who claimed the "Raw Diva Search" would be "classy" B)

 

To paraphrase the much missed Gorilla Monsoon "They've got a lot of class, but it's all LOW"

 

This is the same "classy" Diva Search that won WrestleCrap.Com's Gooker Award 2005 as the worst angle in Professional Wrestling. B)

 

WrestleCrap

Edited January 27, 2005 by The King

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Thansk Man.

 

 

And You Make A Good Point About Vince B)

[HRH The KING 0]

Vince likes to basically take credit for everything that has been successful in the WWE though it's usually down to the talents of others. He always forgets about his spectacular failures like the XFL, WBF and Hulk Hogan's movie debut in "No Holds Barred" which is so bad, it could actually cause the viewer to slip into a comatose state and unforgivabley features Hogan doing push ups in a thong. B) B) B)

 

 

Here's a hilarious (if slightly sinister) wrestling "art" site: B) :)

 

Really Bad WWE Art

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

You Know...You Could Have Left Out The Thong Comment B) ...But Hey...Thanks For The Warning. B)

 

And Those Drawings Don't Look Too Bad. Just Cartoony.

Edited January 27, 2005 by Sam The Smuggler