Corrupt a wish

[Tina 0]

Sure..But your the Princess and Not Link

 

I wish people would groe senses of humor

[Capt_Picard 0]

*yells head off for not being Link*

Granted, so they all laugh at you.

 

I wish some one from Trek could be on the next flight into outer space.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted. Now, viewers everywhere are treated to seeing Wesley Crusher actually in space.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Tal 0]

Granted but now your asleep

 

Wish i had the day off today.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, enjoy your day off the earth!

 

I wish I was purple. (I want to see the reply! )

[Tal 0]

Granted but you quickly die from lack of oxygen.

 

 

WIsh i had a space suit for my day off earth

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, you now float around space happy as can be- but you get lost and can't find earth.

 

I wish this chair would bounce me around the room like we do on our chairs at college.

[Tal 0]

Granted butthe legs snap off and you fall off.

 

 

Wish i had a map beacuse im Lost in Space

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted but the legs snap off and you fall off.

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That actually happened to me and my friend the force was that great I bounced off the floor and landed at the feet of my lecturer. I crawled backwards like a crab and legged it out of the room before he could figure out what happened!

 

Granted, you have a map. But you need to approach the lost guy next to you because you can't read maps. Suprise, he's deaf.

[Tal 0]

Forgot to make a wish

 

 

I wish i had someone who could read maps and wasnt death who also had a space suit next to me to help me find earth.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, the deaf man knows where earth is, can read maps, but deaf. He understands sign language, if you know it.

 

I wish you would say about sign language

Edited July 20, 2005 by xXTrekkieCaraXx

[Tal 0]

Granted but i forget.

 

I wish i new how to read a map

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but it's the wrong map! The guy next to you has the right one, but he can't hear you unless you wave.

 

I wish this chair was not bouncy

[Yillara Skye 1]

I wish this chair was not bouncy :biggrin:

Granted, but now it is bolted to the floor.

 

 

 

 

I wish that it could snow here but not be so cold out.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, the snow is now a million degrees hot and you burn your feet

 

I wish the telephone would stop ringing

[youbroughtheryouRiker 2]

Granted, the snow is now a million degrees hot and you burn your feet

 

I wish the telephone would stop ringing

 

Granted! Both land and cellular lines are dead due to overdue bills!

 

I wish I could become invisible, then visible at will.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

GRANTED, but you accidentally become invisble and stab yourself, so no1 can find u and help you...

 

I wish i could get a second monitor and all the hook ups..

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but it is broke.

 

I wish somebody would go the loo for me... :biggrin:

[youbroughtheryouRiker 2]

Granted! They steal the stall that you were JUST about to enter.

 

I wish the game was over.

[stvoyagerfan 1]

Granted! but someone inserted a quarter to continue.

 

i wish it'd snow.

[youbroughtheryouRiker 2]

Granted! but someone inserted a quarter to continue.

 

i wish it'd snow.

 

Granted! It snowed so hard, all roads were closed down, the power lines went out, the phone lines went dead, the water pipes froze, the propane tank cracked which caused gas to spill out, and the wood won't ignite due to being coated with ice.

 

I wish post-game shows weren't so long.

Edited November 24, 2005 by youbroughtheryouRiker

[Yillara Skye 1]

Granted, but the pregame and commercials now get more airtime

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could snap my finger and my car would have a new bumper on it, free of charge.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, but your car loses the driver's side door.

 

I wish I could go forward in time to see if there's going to be another Star Trek series.

[jadziaezri 0]

granted but it is all a william shatner one man concert on 24/7

 

i wish my mother would come pick up my two year old sister so i can sleep

[Capt_Picard 0]

Granted, but she missed heard you and picked you up, tossed you out a window, and put your kid to sleep.

 

I wish people would stop stealing things off my bike.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted. Someone comes along and steals the whole bike, so you never have to worry about it again.

 

I wish I could become alean without doing anything about it.

[jadziaezri 0]

granted but you become a shapeshifter and can't change out of the form of a large penis

 

i wish that i had the common sense to go to bed!

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, you have common sense to go to bed, but you have no sense to walk.

 

I wish I never took the job at Somerfield and I cleaned toilets instead and a huge monster jumps out and eats me up and then I get flushed and end up down the drains riding on a loo roll having the time of my life.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, but it's only because you become a turd.

 

I wish I knew what an "alean" was. (See my last wish. I have no clue what I was saying... :( )

[KIMIMELA 1]

It is what you have become. Granted.

 

I wish I wasn't hard of hearing.