athena28 2 Posted January 9, 2007 Granted. But you marry the wrong person. I wish I could afford a longer vacation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Granted, but its in a vacation spot you hate I wish wounds would heal faster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted January 11, 2007 All wounds are healed. God's re-arranged the rules of the earth- there's no such thing as wounds anymore. (You've been through a lot, mate, didn't want to give you anymore) I sent my new Uni tutor a "Transferring virus" smilie on MSN. He fell for my joke and 'shouted' at me, saying he'll block me next time. I wish I never spoke to him this morning :blush 2: That's a bad start! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted February 12, 2007 Your wish is granted. You've never spoken to him but he's forgotten who you are and willl not tutor you any longer. I wish I never had to wash my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted February 23, 2007 granted but you get pimples and they become sentient and take over the world. I wish my fiance would stop snoring! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted February 24, 2007 Granted, but now your fiance kicks and thrashes in his sleep, making it impossible for you to sleep I wish I could be drunk right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted February 24, 2007 Granted, but you go out and the police arrest you for public drunkedness and you spend the weekend in jail. I wish Mayor Daley (Chicago) would lose the election this Tuesday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted February 24, 2007 granted but his opponent is then disqualified and he regains power for the rest of his life. i wish for world peace! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted February 24, 2007 granted but his opponent is then disqualified and he regains power for the rest of his life. i wish for world peace! Granted: the world is now under an iron-fisted ruler who represses civil liberties. I wish for pie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted February 24, 2007 It's poisoned. I wish for eternal life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted February 25, 2007 Granted, but you're sentenced to life in prison. I wish I had some food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted February 25, 2007 (edited) Granted, but it's food you detest. I wish I could sleep till 11 am everyday. Edited February 25, 2007 by athena28 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted March 5, 2007 Granted, but you never wake up. I wish my neighbors would stop being loud and just shut up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted March 11, 2007 Granted. But there's a fire and they yell for help but no one hears them. I wish I had more ambition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted March 12, 2007 Granted. But... oh I dont know. You lose interest. I wish my hospital would hurry up and ring me about my tooth! ARGH! :) :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted April 4, 2007 Granted. You have three days to live. That's a hell of a bad tooth! I wish I could lose about 50 pounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted April 4, 2007 granted, but its brittish money i wish i could win this competion to go into space Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted April 5, 2007 Granted, but you get claustrophobic on the ride there. I wish I enjoyed being with people more than I enjoy being alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted April 5, 2007 Granted, you're a golden retriever. I wish I wasn't so dang awesome. B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted May 15, 2007 granted its all in your head i wish that i had the courage to get a tatoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted May 18, 2007 Granted, but you get your significant other's name tattooed on you and the tattoo artist spells it wrong. I wish I didn't get itchy when I'm stressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted May 18, 2007 I wish that I could find a woman that didn't try to screw me over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted May 18, 2007 granted, now they try to screw you under (sorry couldnt come up with anything else) I wish that i will get the new job i am going for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted May 20, 2007 Granted, but the company decides to outsource the next day and you get laid off. I wish I could sleep on a normal schedule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted May 20, 2007 Granted, but now all the shows you like are on while you're asleep. I wish I could find inexpensive airline tickets to the Vegas con without searching all over the 'Net. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted August 31, 2007 granted but its to the vegas prison i wish i'd win the lottery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted September 1, 2007 granted, now they try to screw you under (sorry couldnt come up with anything else) You could have said that she wouldn't screw him at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted September 1, 2007 (edited) granted but its to the vegas prison i wish i'd win the lottery Granted! You now have won a copy of Shirley Jackson's short story, "The Lottery" I wish my call-in listeners would request songs that were already on my playlist for the shift. Edited September 1, 2007 by youbroughtheryouRiker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted September 1, 2007 Granted. Unfortunately you are running a "Best of the Spice Girls" special. I wish my air conditioner was working. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted September 2, 2007 granted now its stuck on the coldest setting and you get frostbite I wish i could win at poker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
