He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted September 2, 2007 I wish i could win at poker Granted, but it is strip poker. I wish I could loose at poker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted September 2, 2007 granted but its a real money game and you lose a loan sharks money and the break your legs and let you go swimming with your new cement shoes. I wish i wasn't so chubby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted September 2, 2007 Fine, but now you are so skinny you are giving nicole ritchie a run for her skeletal money!!! I wish I could have the man/men of my dreams now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted September 2, 2007 I wish I could have the man/men of my dreams now! Grantted, but... it's me! I wish a bunch of young, attractive, bisexual Asian nurses with lots of money and no diseases and good cooking skills would kidnap me and force me to have sex with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted September 3, 2007 Granted, but they're into fetishes that turn you off. I wish for world peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Granted but the world is a dead and barren place. I wish I could understand romance and men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted September 3, 2007 Granted but the world is a dead and barren place. I wish I could understand romance and men. I am one and I don't understand me. So, Sweetie, it's not something that can be explained. You either get it, or you don't. Just let things happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted September 3, 2007 The better line is why do I go the non commital route to the point of ending up friends with some one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted September 3, 2007 Granted but the world is a dead and barren place. I wish I could understand romance and men granted now you are a male poet from the middle ages and you have been dead for a very long time I wish that people would stay on topic with this game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted September 3, 2007 Granted but the world is a dead and barren place. I wish I could understand romance and men granted now you are a male poet from the middle ages and you have been dead for a very long time I wish that people would stay on topic with this game Granted. Now I wish that I could stay on-topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted October 19, 2007 Granted, but now you can only post under this topic. I wish I could eat enough to feel full but not sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted October 19, 2007 granted but its food you hate i wish medicine was forward like star trek Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted December 4, 2007 Granted, but, also like in Star Trek, it's several centuries in the future, so it's of no benefit to anyone now. I wish I didn't have a pounding head-ache. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted December 4, 2007 Granted, because now you have no head. I wish everyone and myself has a happy christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted December 5, 2007 Granted, but doing so angers the Chanuka Monster, who goes on a rampage. I wish I had more Hot Tamales. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted December 7, 2007 Granted, but you have nothing to drink and they burn your mouth. I wish I didn't have to wait 45 minutes before and after -- without eating or drinking -- to take my iron pills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted February 15, 2008 Granted but the iron in the pills makes you feel so weighed down you don't want to eat for 3 hours after taking them. I wish I could afford the television stand that matches the end tables I'm buying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted February 15, 2008 Granted, but as soon as you bring it home, the end tables get smashed, so you have to go get new ones, and of course the don't have the same ones, so you have to get others, and you can no longer afford to buy a matching television stand. I wish I hadn't broken my PS2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 15, 2008 I wish I hadn't broken my PS2. Granted, but they stop making games for it. I wish Sci-Fi's BSG reruns weren't at 2 in the morning! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 15, 2008 Granted, they aren't on at all I wish somebody would give me my Student ID badge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted February 19, 2008 Granted, but the photo is hideious I wish i caould be happily married to cameron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted February 24, 2008 Granted, but you discover on the wedding night he is a she. I wish it would snow more like it did when I was a kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 24, 2008 Granted but you get stuck in the snow. I wish my g/f was still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted February 25, 2008 Granted, but she is just a skeleton. I wish i had a truck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 25, 2008 Granted, but it's a toy one and you can't get inside I wish I could walk again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted February 25, 2008 Granted, but it like a monty python ministry of funny walks walk. I wish i could get motivated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 26, 2008 Granted, but you get so motivated you wear yourself out and start wishing for a rest I wish I had one delicious chocolate bar that didn't make me sick or give health problems of any kind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted February 28, 2008 Granted, but that's the only one. There will never be anymore. I wish I only had to go to the bathroom once a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 29, 2008 Granted, but it is because you are constipated. I wish Alterego would dump a bucket of cold water on RikerChick. (He would have to dump a bucket on me too but it would be worth it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 29, 2008 *Goes over to Alterego, fills a bucket full of nice warm water and makes him throw it on RikerChick* I wish Mothers Day was tomorrow instead of Sunday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
