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It's on, but the filter disappeared leaving pounds and pounds of dust to be circulated throughout your house...then you suddenly realize that you've developed asthma.

 

I wish for my computer to be faster and that this wish is not corrupted in any way! :eekout:

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Sure your computer is fater... But then it pulls too much electricity (HA CORRUPTED)

 

I wish for a stright Boy freind

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Uhh, suppose you mean straight...GRANTED, but he has very thick and very permanent back hair! :eekout:

 

I wish I had replacement watch-batteries for my camera!

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Uhh, suppose you mean straight...GRANTED, but he has very thick and very permanent back hair! :lol:

 

I wish I had replacement watch-batteries for my camera!

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Granted, but they're all dead.

 

I wish I was in better shape.

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Granted, your friend comes over, you turn into a bell, and get rung. :lol:

 

I wish for a blueberry popsicle.

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Granted, your friend comes over, you turn into a bell, and get rung.  :rofl:

 

I wish for a blueberry popsicle.

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:lol: :lol: B) Cowbell, huh? B)

 

Granted, you turn into one so you never have to wish for one again

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Granted, but it only last for one day.

I wish I could play the new Zelda game coming out later this year.

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Granted, but it is sold out completely until next year

 

I wish the kitchen would clean itself up

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Granted but your neibour comes round and messes it all up again.

 

 

Wish I didnt have to go to work again.

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Granted, you are now poor and they take away everything you own because you have not paid for them

 

I wish the gas- reader man would never ever ever come to our street again

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Granted, it's a windows 95 with 6 viruses and it doesn't go any further than the BIOS menu

 

I wish for nothing in life because that's selfish.

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Granted but the signal is so bad that you can harldly watch it.

 

 

Wish I hadnt eaten so much cake.

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Granted, you ate slugs instead and you are now sicker than ever!

 

I wish the gas meter man would hurry up because I'm missing my TV program :lol:

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Granted, the gas meter man goes so fast that the wind left in his wake sucks all the TVs out of your house. :lol:

 

I wish for a sprocket.

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That's 1..2..3... yes, 3 TVs. Except I don't watch mine. I use my laptop to pla DVDs because I can watch under the bed covers at night with the subtitles on.

 

I wish my watch was purple but nothing happens to it.

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Granted, you know have Monthy Python's killer rabbit.

 

I wish for something to wish for.

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Yay! that's the one I wanted! :lol:

 

Granted, you now have a housefull of toothpicks.

 

I wish for the next poster to be happy... *being devious*

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Granted, but is happy for buying the Muppets and sues you for using them in a way that defaces the muppets.

 

I wish I could play the new Zelda game in a holodeck.

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