Corrupt a wish

[MrPsychic 1]

You can, but being in NYC, you can't smoke anywhere.

 

I wish nothing bad would happen to anyone and everyone lived in peace :P

[Tina 0]

Sure! But then everyone would hate you

 

I wish i could sleep

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

granted, but now you can never wake up.

 

I wish I had my own server.

[MrPsychic 1]

You can sleep, but all you can dream of is nightmares and wake up every 30 minutes.

 

I wish I had a lover.

[Tina 0]

sure! His name is Bubba

 

i wish i had Julian mchahon as my husband

[MrPsychic 1]

He's your husband, but being in movies keeps him away from you for weeks on end.

 

I wish I served on a starship.

[Tina 0]

Sure.. A garbage scow..

 

i wish i had money

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Granted, but its canadian tire money :P

 

I wish i was brave enough to ask a girl out.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, and you two are completely... until you see her driver's liscense and realize that her first name is David.

 

I wish I haven't been working so many 12-hours days lately. :P

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but you are now working for 15 hours :P

 

I wish my lecturer gives me back my project on monday so I can show STFans.net

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, but then you lose internet capabilities.

 

I wish I had a beer.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but it is warm

 

I wish somebody would tell me who uses photoshop here

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, but they use alien symbols to tell you, so you can't tell if it's a yes or no.

 

I wish more people would go to my new message board. :P

[Tina 0]

Granted..But they will lurk and not post a thing

 

I wish that the Chicken soup get done already

[KIMIMELA 1]

It's done- but you burnt it and the kitchen is blown up

 

I wish my printer would print ink and not explode :P

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted, but it only prints in Chinese.

 

I wish I had my own spaceship.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, but it has a screen door instead of an airlock.

 

I wish I could hold the sun without getting burned.

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted, however, you are now a Q, and not the cool one :P

 

I wish I could be a Decepticon.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but it only prints in Chinese.

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OK, I wish I had a Chinese translator

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted, but, they keep calling sick.

 

I wish I had something to take for my headache.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, I give you tablets and the pain goes away, but you now have rheumatic in your legs.

 

I wish I could find a fun site

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted, but, your computre crashes, and you can never find the site again.

 

I wish i had a candy bar.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted. You find a candy bar on the sidewalk. You pick it up. You take a nice big bite. You learn it wasn't a candy bar. :lol:

 

I wish I could roam where the deer and the antelope play.

[Angela 1]

Granted: But you are their prey.

 

I wish I had all the answers to every question I will ever ask.

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted, but every answer is 42!

 

I wish my name was cool.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Granted, but its only cool to arabians and australians..

 

I wish i had more GB's of memory space on my computer, and that it wouldn't crash.

Edited July 3, 2005 by LordOfTheBorg

[Angela 1]

Granted> But a freak lightning storm hits your house and fries your computer!

 

I wish I was an astronaut.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Granted, but miniscule meteorites kill you while your sleeping in space.

 

I wish I had photoshop and was better at GFX design.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, you now own Photoshop and you are really good at GFX, but I have to teach you cool tricks first. (That's not so bad :lol: )

 

I wish I had a nail file to file this sharp point

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted, but, nail files are now illegal, and you go to prision.

 

I wish it would rain.