Corrupt a wish

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted, but now you have the runs.

 

I wish I had some beer right now.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted. You are now bald.

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:lol: :P :P B) B) B)

 

Granted, but it's poisionous

 

I wish I could take all my work and show the whole of the world because I love it B)

Edited July 4, 2005 by xXTrekkieCaraXx

[MrPsychic 1]

Sure, but the world hates it.

 

I wish I had the powers of the Q.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but you can't use them

 

I wish I had 30 little playful kittens

[Tina 0]

Sure..they are all Rabid and kill you

 

I wish i were a pure American Indian instead of partial

[KIMIMELA 1]

Not Granted, you don't deserve anything :lol:

 

I wish i could give you all a big bear hug

[Capt_Picard 0]

Granted, but it's from a fat hairy guy.

 

I wish there was a way to go to space fast and easy.

[Tina 0]

Not Granted, you don't deserve anything laughcont.gif

 

I have a suspect feeling you don't like me, Thats ok..I add you to my list :lol:

 

Granted Capt P. But it means launching you into space with a sligshot

 

i wish for a Milky way bar

[Capt_Picard 0]

Granted, but you have to get it from 50 women who just went on diets.

 

I wish I was better at telling jokes.

[Tina 0]

Ah MAN HARD

 

LOL

 

granted: Now your mother REALLY loves your joke

 

I wish my ac worked better

[Capt_Picard 0]

*I don't get that mother thing*

Granted, but now your feet are in ice blocks.

 

I wish I could understand all the jokes in the world.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Granted, but now you can't understand anything else.

 

I wish more people would join my site.

[Tina 0]

(Well you said you wanted to do better jokes.. But the only person who loves your jokes is your mother. No disrespect intended)

 

granted. Then you die because they are all out of a Mental ward and they found you..

 

I wish i had an outfit to wear tonight

Edited July 4, 2005 by Ambassador tinadoll

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Granted, but itsa Mini-mini-skirt, and a tubetop :lol:

 

I wish i didnt just double post!

Edited July 4, 2005 by LordOfTheBorg

[Tina 0]

Thats too revealing for me

 

Sure More people join your site.But they all speak Hungarian

 

I wish i had more makeup

[MrPsychic 1]

You have more make-up, but now you look like a whore.

 

I wish I had plans tonight to see fireworks.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

You go see fireworks.. but one goes wonky and kills you!

 

i wish i could learn everything about photoshop in a second.

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted, but you forget everything else.

 

I wish I could see the fireworks from my house.

[KIMIMELA 1]

i wish i could learn everything about photoshop in a second.

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Which photoshop do you have? I could help you with a few things if you like. I've studied it at College we had to write essays on each part. :lol:

 

Granted, but your house is in the air

 

I wish I could help

[Wishfire 2]

You have more make-up, but now you look like a whore.

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:blink: :) :) Wowzers!

 

Granted, but no wants want help.

 

I wish for my beers to magically fly to me when I want them.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Not Granted, you don't deserve anything

I have a suspect feeling you don't like me

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No, no, you got me wrong! Of course I do! :lol: :blink: :) :) I just couldn't think what to put that's all. You're a great person. :lol:

 

Granted, but you are now allergic to beer.

 

I wish everyone wasn't finishing their course at my college so I can keep in touch with them.

[Eratosthenes 0]

Granted....but you are now in solitary confinement under false charges.

 

I wish I was #1 in my class! (I have the capacity to be so, but I just can't seem to get myself to do all of my homework. :blink:)

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but you are actually in primary year 1 class with the infants. Woops!

 

I wish somebody would do my essay for me, perfect, and hand it back to me in time, then I hand it to my lecturer and he gives me top marks

[Eratosthenes 0]

Granted, he gives you marks at the top of the page :) that read: "Terrible and off-topic... -20%!" :)

 

Oh, and I wish my girl-friend lived in the same state as me!

Edited July 12, 2005 by Eratosthenes

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but you are not living their anymore

 

I wish my homework was completed

[Eratosthenes 0]

It's completed... in Trill!

 

I wish I had a job!

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, you are now cleaning the most filthiest toilets you have ever seen.

 

I wish I could fly and touch the sky

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted.

too bad you are in space, and forgot a spacesuit.

 

i wish i had more money.

[Eratosthenes 0]

granted, you now have 500 billion Federation credits. Too bad you can't use them

 

I wish for a pink fluffy pony!

[pittykitty 0]

Granted, but it got blown away

I wish I a kitty cat