Corrupt a wish

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but only for 5 seconds.

 

I wish my nose would stop itching! :lol:

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted, but your nose gets cut off.

 

 

I wish I had time to go to the movies.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but the movies close down

 

I wish I could go to the toilet without leaving the computer :lol:

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

^granted, but you "miss" () and get it over you computer and it blows up :lol:

 

I wish i had bill gates money.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but it's illegal money

 

I wish the kitchen would clean itself up

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Granted, but it dies from a hairball from licking itself.

 

I wish I was at a party :lol:

[Capt_Picard 0]

Granted, but everyone else is 4 years old singing Barney songs.

 

I wish they stop making reality TV shows.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Granted, but not they make more episodes of Friends :lol:

 

I wish ent was back on.

[Capt_Picard 0]

Granted, but it's only on Sci-Fi

 

I wish Windows didn't have so many updates.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

granted, but now your running mac os 7 :lol:

 

I wish i had wireless internet.

[Capt_Picard 0]

(Rather die beofre I use a mac)

Granted, but it's 19.2 KBs.

 

I wish that some one from Washington state could be president of the U.S.A.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Granted, but its your dad :lol: (just buggin ya)

 

I wish my internet was so fast, i could download GB files in a second.

[Capt_Picard 0]

(My dad being president is better then any CEO I can think of)

Granted, but you could only get it if you lived in NYC, LA, San Fran, DC, or Seattle.

 

I wish I had more time on the net.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Granted, but your fired so you have all the time in the world on the net.

 

I wish i had a million dollars. lol

[Tina 0]

Sure but its Chinese currancy. And you have to go to china to get it

 

I wish my cold would go away

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, it leaves, but then hot flashes move in.

 

I wish I owned the real Enterprise-E.

[Tina 0]

(Hot flashes lol)

 

Ok then You wanted the E.. It arrives and its smaller that a quater.

 

I wish i hade more tissue

[Angela 1]

Granted. But you now have to wade through a house with 6ft drifts of snow white tissue

 

I wish people would be able to read posts without judging people..

[Tina 0]

(BOY DO I WISH)

 

granted.Then there is inly three people that post

 

I wish i had cake

[Angela 1]

(Sounds like Sitting space lol)

Granted, only its five months old

 

I wish the world was happy.

[Tina 0]

(Boy i'll say)

 

Sure! But now everyones a robot

 

I wish for Julian Mcmahon :lol:

[Angela 1]

Granted you have him marry him and sleep with him in 24 hours, unfortunately he poofs out of existance when you find your having his quads

 

I wish Star trek New frontier was real.

[Tina 0]

COOL!! !WHOOT

 

Ok But it only exists in an alternate universe and you need one billion dollers to get to it

 

I WISH I was president of the US

[Angela 1]

Granted, but you get impeached in record time for calling people you don't like a**holes

 

I wish life could be a warm summres day.

[Tina 0]

ROTFLMAO

 

Thats true

 

Ok SO its a sweltering 100 in your life

 

I wish i had some more Gummie bears

[MrPsychic 1]

Sure, but they turn out to be gummy grizzly bears and rip you apart.

 

I wish I could have fine dining every day.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Granted, but the dining table breaks on you

 

I wish my wet hair would dry faster.

[Spike The Trill 0]

Granted. You are now bald.

 

I wish I ruled the world.

[Tina 0]

Granted but the earth gets blow up after three seconds to make way for a new intergalatic Super Highway

 

I wish that this cold would go away

[Kor37 9]

Granted. Your cold has gone away........to be replaced by the flu

 

I wish this hangover would go away.