Corrupt a wish

[trekz 7]

Granted, but it's even more boring because everone has been assimilated and each post is: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile! Prepare to be assimilated. ....."

 

I wish everyone could be going to the Vegas convenetion so that we could all meet!

[jadziaezri 0]

granted but we all get legionares disease and die

 

i wish the next wish was not corrupted

[KIMIMELA 1]

Ja, ok, aber es ist deutsch nicht englisch!

[Wishfire 2]

Um... wish?

[jadziaezri 0]

i wish star trek would run all the time

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, but it's a completely revisioned Star Trek, starring Ben Affleck, Madonna, Lauren Hill, and Neelix, and the Enterprise looks like Marvin the Martian's ship.

 

I wish to know everything possible.

[ARMS 0]

Your head blows up.

 

I wish to own and control everything in existence.

[trekz 7]

Granted but the next day you are overthrown, by an alliance of the Borg, Daleks, the Auri, Ninja Turtles, vampires, zombies, and hackers. (And then your head blows up ... now wait that was a previous post :P )

 

I wish all government officials would only tell the truth and become dedicated to serving well and working for the good of the people.

[ARMS 0]

They release information about our inpending doom and the world is overcome with fear, equating to a much bloodier ending for Humanity.

 

I wish my computer would stop breaking on me.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, but it's now an Apple IIgs.

 

I wish I could think of a wish...

[ARMS 0]

It's a bad one.

 

I wish I wasn't at work :P

[Wishfire 2]

Granted. You're not at work because you don't have a job.

 

I wish I didn't have gas...

[jadziaezri 0]

now you don't have a stomach

 

i wish my sister could fit all her songs on her phone.

[ARMS 0]

the phone becomes sentiant and destroys humanity with music

 

I wish I could fly.

[Wishfire 2]

I grant your wish without corrupting it. However, you jump off a tall building and splatter on the sidewalk below, so I have no choice but to get a refund on these 1st class plane tickets.

 

I wish I never had to sneeze.

[ARMS 0]

you have to pick your nose instead.

 

I wish I had money..

[Wishfire 2]

 

There you go.

 

I wish I had more CDs.

[ARMS 0]

you have so many you have no time to listen to them

 

I wish I could live forever.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, but forever ends tomorrow.

[ARMS 0]

where's your wish?

[Wishfire 2]

I forgot. You make one.

[ARMS 0]

I wish drinking had no ill effects.

[BakulaBabe 2]

Granted, but it'll have no effects at all. :blink:

 

I wish that internet access was free.

[ARMS 0]

everyone on Earth has it, including terrorists and gangsters, who corrupt it further.

 

I wish I was in bed.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, it's a bed of nails. And a few of those nails are half an inch taller than the rest.

 

I wish I had four arms and two computers so I can play games on one and chat on the other.

[ARMS 0]

You have a nervous breakdown, as you've still got 1 nervous system.

 

I wish I was emperor of the universe.

[athena28 2]

Granted, but your universe is made up of ants.

 

I wish I never had to worry.

[jadziaezri 0]

granted, but you become complacent and die.

 

I wish my partner was coming home soon.

[Wishfire 2]

Granted, but it's not your home...

 

I wish I wasn't such a jerk.

[jadziaezri 0]

Granted, but now ppl use and abuse you.

 

I wish the wedding of my dreams was cheaper