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Sunny is still a crackhead as far as I'm aware.

 

Sadly the gorgeous woman she used to be is now long gone.

 

She's now swelled to colossal proportions.

 

She now resembles the "Hindenberg". :lol:

 

Years of cocaine abuse have taken their toll.

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Sunny & Missy Hyatt had a soft-core porn website for awhile. Now this might have gotten me interested some years ago but when I checked it out, I almost lost my lunch. As the King said, Sunny was HUGE and Missy Hyatt was really old looking and a bit fat as well. How these two figured that anyone would pay money to look at their pathetic looking bodies is beyond me.

[HRH The KING 0]

That could be the fate of many a Diva in wrestling these days.

 

Yuk!!!! :lol:

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Amazing Angle On OVW TV Tapings Last Night

Date Added: August 11, 2005

Story By: Andy Steven

This report is from Dan Wills of PWInsider:

 

The Johnny Jeter heel turn was in full effect at the OVW TV Tapings in Louisville as Paul Heyman shot his first hardcore angle Wednesday Night. It was quite probably the most realistic angle ever shot in OVW, and I have my reasons to believe something actually may have gone a little awry in the angle itself.

 

The show opened up with Aaron "The Idol" Stevens coming out to the ring with Beth Phoenix and a new valet named Shelly, who I recognize from some websites as a dark haired vampire looking valet from Los Angeles. Stevens defeated Robbie Dawber.

 

Maria interviewed Brent Albright, who was backstage, in full gear, positioned to fight, staring at a door. Albright said, "When Johnny Jeter walks through the door tonight, we're going to have a conversation face to face. And then I'm going to find Ken Anderson and Daniel Puder." Great promo.

 

After a commercial break. Ken Anderson and Daniel Puder came out and Anderson said Albright was a lunatic, screaming and yelling (even though Albright was calm, cool, and collected). Anderson said they're leaving, but Puder wanted to stay and fight Albright. Anderson would have nothing of it, and forced Puder to leave with him. As they were departing the back door, they ran into Danny Inferno, and an argument broke out. Inferno went to the ring, and taped up his hand. Anderson and Puder came back in, and Anderson did his great routine of introducing everyone. He made this a "striker vs wrestler" match, and Puder beat Inferno with the Key Lock in a stiff looking match. Anderson announced Puder as the winner, and Albright hit the ring. Anderson tried to pull out Puder, but Puder squared off with Albright, who took Puder down. Anderson pulled Puder out of the ring.

 

Then we see Johnny Jeter backstage, he came into the building when Albright was in the ring. Maria warned him that Albright was looking for him, when Albright entered the room and quietly asked Maria to excuse them for a moment. Albright did a great promo here, right up in Jeter's face, soft spoken, telling him "no one will hurt you tonight because I'm protecting you until I win back my title in the ring tonight." At this point, Matt Cappotelli hobbles in the door, and throws his crutches at Jeter, screaming at Jeter. Albright stops Capotelli and carries him, kicking and screaming, out of the dressing room. Great angle.

 

In the next match, Nick Nemeth and Chris Cage beat OVW TV Champion Ken Doane and Bobby Lashley. This was a great match. Anytime Lashley was in, he just demolished the opposition. Doane hit the RKO on Nemeth, but Nemeth kicked out. Lashley delivered more punishment. Doane tagged in, tried to pick up Nemeth, but Nemeth hit a small package for the huge pin. The place really popped. Very vocal crowd tonight, most vocal in a long long time in OVW. After the match, Doane just sat in the ring in disbelief and he and Lashley, who was on the apron, just stared at each other. Everyone understood it, and it was very cool to see.

 

Then, Johnny Jeter came out and cut a great heel promo. I thought his promo last week was lacking, but this one rocked. A really good heel promo and the same people who were screaming for him at the beginning were really booing him at the end. Jeter then defended the OVW Title in a 15 minute match against Brent Albright. Matt Cappotelli came out and sat ringside. Albright locked in the crowbar, but Jeter was in the ropes. Albright had to break. Jeter rolled out of the ring and superkicked the injured Cappotelli. Jeter took the chair and creamed Albright with it. The referee called for the bell.

 

I should point out that the referee, Chris Kay, who is also a WWE referee, threw up in the ring about three times in 15 seconds right before the crowbar, and it was disgusting.

 

And even though that happened, and it stunk in the hot Davis Arena, everyone stayed (which is unusual) because they were into the match.

 

Jeter turned around and hit Capotelli in the head with the chair and then went berserk with it.

 

This is where I'm not sure what happened. Al Snow jumped out of his chair in a panic and grabbed Jeter. It looked like they were legit fighting. The dressing room cleared, with some running to Cappotelli and some running to Jeter. I could see Alexis Laree really crying when she got to Cappotelli. There was blood everywhere. Not just OVW Trainer Eric Langly, but two medics arrived within minutes and you could see the concern on people's faces. Jeter was rushed out of there, and two refs got Albright out quietly. They tended to Cappotelli for about 10 minutes, and you could see Dean Hill was clearly shaken up.

 

They did something for tv, which I could see on the OVWTron, with Dean Hill, who had Cappotelli's blood on his face, hands, and shirt. Dean was clearly shaken badly.

 

When they finally got Capotelli on the gurney, he was wheeled out into the parking lot and taken to an emergency vehicle in the back of the arena. There were security guards not allowing anyone in that section of the parking lot, which was a first. So that's either because it was a well done angle, or because Cappotelli got hurt legit again. It was very intense either way.

 

They announced there was no special added (dark) match after the tapings tonight, which was also strange, because no matter what, there always is. There were two dark matches earlier in the evening, one featuring The Tolands with Jillian Hall, who wore a big ugly bandage where the mole should be, and The Tolands promised to settle the issue as to who she would publicize with MNM this Friday at Six Flags.

 

I don't know how much of the Cappotelli angle was an angle and how much of it was the result of a chairshot gone wrong, but this was one of the most effective angles I've ever seen live and next week's OVW TV Tapings should be very interesting. Say what you want about Paul Heyman, he has OVW buzzing right now.

 

 

Looks like Heyman is making quite an impact at OVW. Yet, the McMahons don't think hes good enough for the big leagues.

[Kor37 9]

Oh.....by the way.....after all these years, Viscera is finally getting an action figure. Better get in line cause these will go fast......lol

[HRH The KING 0]

Yeah, those Viscera action figures will be a big hit.

 

I wonder if they will come with a "Hump Motion"??? :lol:

 

Heyman is a great booker. The problem is that he frequently disagreed with Stephanie (which is understandable) and that was used as an excuse to kick him off the booking team.

 

Also, it's not helped by the fact that Jerry Lawler constantly bad-mouths Heyman on screen and off. Hilariously he uses the excuse that Heyman should not be allowed to book for the WWE because his own wrestling company collapsed.

 

Erm....yes Mr. Lawler, just like YOUR wrestling company USWA ALSO collapsed.

 

Hypocrite.

[APW 0]

Anybody listen to Live Audio Wrestling dot.com?

It's an excellent online radio news program.I'm listening to it right now.

[HRH The KING 0]

Never heard it, but I will check it out eventually.

 

Link

[Kor37 9]

A quick note about Smackdown:

 

Batista - WORST PROMO EVER!!! He seemed to have forgotten everything he was supposed to say....."Youuuu........Youuuuuu.........You need an attitude adjustment!"......What the heck was that? This guy really needs a talented writer to write his promos for him.....Oh wait.........the WWE no longer has any talented writers on Smackdown......Oh well......

[HRH The KING 0]

The problem is that not only does the WWE lack decent writers, but Batista lacks charisma.

 

He was fine as the silent enforcer for Evolution, but as a champion he's piss poor.

[Kor37 9]

He was fine as the silent enforcer for Evolution, but as a champion he's piss poor.

 

Agreed. I read a wrestling article that said that the WWE is so concerned about his lack of ring skills, they are purposefully limiting his time on TV. I don't know why they bother. Just get another champ. I hate to admit it, but JBL was a lot better champ than Batista.

[HRH The KING 0]

The WWE has forgotten how to book people according to their strengths.

 

With a guy like Batista, it would make more sense for him to simply wrestle matches of ten minutes or less against smaller guys who he can throw around in the ring for a while. Those smaller guys would need to be technically proficient enough to carry Batista through the match.

 

The most obvious thing is to give Batista a manager. A mouthpiece who will do his interviews for him because Batista is poor on the mike.

 

Like I said, the WWE don't know how to book anymore because they are hiring writers who have no experience or knowledge of the wrestling business and it's history.

[Bethlehem 7]

What is your take on Hulk's new reality show?

[HRH The KING 0]

I haven't seen it.

 

I don't think it's been broadcast yet in the UK.

[Tina 0]

crappy blond version of the Osbournes

[AD gWo 0]

I like Hogan Knows Best. It's fun.

 

Who marked out when Hitman's music played? I did for about 5 seconds, just cuz all I've seen of him was the Owen Hart Tribute match with Benoit.

[Kor37 9]

I saw the first episode of "Hogan Knows Best" but haven't watched it since. I thought it was rather boring.

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WWE Monday Night RAW Thoughts.

 

The HBK promo was superb. Though it seemed like an annoying swerve to play Bret Hart's music and not actually bring him out. It would have made a hot (and hostile) crowd even more rabid. Wasted opportunity. But HBK rightly played to the crowd since it's been obvious for years that Canada (Montreal in particular) will NEVER forgive HBK and the WWE for what happened at the 1997 Survivor Series. HBK had an incredible amount of heat with the crowd. Excellent.

 

There was no point in jobbing out the Heart Throbs to a guy who looks as though he had eaten King Kong Bundy. The Big Show will NEVER be over with the crowd because they all know that the guy is a slob who has wasted incredible natural gifts. It's just a shame we have to put up with this food bag until 2009!!!! It's a good thing I'm not a booker with the WWE because I would ritually humiliation the Big Dope until he either quit the company or finally decided to lose weight.

 

The Diva Search thankfully ended. The blonde Avril wannabe predictably won. Although the whole thing is a joke because you can vote multiple times for the same person on WWE.COM. I suppose it's best that the other woman didn't win. She was rancid. I expect the new Diva to get a beating from Trish Stratus soon enough.

 

The Edge/Matt/Lita thing is strange. Edge should be playing the "cowardly heel" role, but he isn't. In this feud, he actually seems more dangerous and sympathetic than Matt who comes across as whiny. Also, it's bizarre that Matt said that Edge ruined his chances for a family. Did Edge cut off Matt's dink??? Is Lita the ONLY woman in the world??? Give me a frickin break.

 

The Cena/Carlito/Jericho match was weak, but saved by the vilest chairshot seen in the WWE for a long time. Brilliant shot right across Cena's head.

 

Decent match between Val Venis and Edge. But I'm sick of seeing Val jobbed out week after week. The logical idea would be to bring back squash matches and jobbers. But Stephanie and Logic don't really go together.

 

Another week, another bizarre appearance from Rob Conway, who looks oddly like George Michael in his post-Wham days. The "Randy Newman" type song isn't helping matters either. The problem is that no one has a frickin clue what the frick this character is supposed to be. So from now on, IMO he's a "Gay-George-Michael-Post-Wham-Days" impersonator. I would have loved to hear Steph's pitch for this character to Vince. What the frick could she have possibly said??? LOL!!!

 

The Hogan/Angle match was abysmal, due to Hogan's physical limitations. I don't see how on Earth he's going to keep up with HBK at SummerSlam. The match was overshadowed by the fact that the Montreal crowd was clearly expecting Bret Hart to appear. Plus, HBK's sharpshooter was piss poor. Due mainly to the fact that Hogan's legs apparently don't bend anymore.

 

 

HRH

Edited August 16, 2005 by HRH The KING

[AD gWo 0]

I don't agree too much about Show, the crowd seemed to pop for him pretty big. Probably because he's the first big (no pun intended) face of the night.

[HRH The KING 0]

Don't get me wrong.

 

The fans and myself do like the Big Show.

 

He is a great guy, very likable and everyone who he meets comments on how friendly he is.

 

But I just think it's a tremendous shame how he has allowed himself to decline by gaining so much weight.

 

He barely resembles the guy he was in 1996 in WCW.

 

If he was able to get down to about 350 pounds, he would be awesome.

 

He could be packaged and booked as the unstoppable monster with superhuman strength, who is confident on the mike and capable of carrying angles and titles.

 

It's simply a matter of him getting off his fat arse and sorting his weight out.

 

THIS is what he used to look like:

 

Edited August 16, 2005 by HRH The KING

[Kor37 9]

Wow! Seeing that pic of Show really brings home the fact of how he has let himself go.

[HRH The KING 0]

Back then, he could execute a dropkick and even a moonsault.

 

Now, his workout regime is limited to getting up and walking to the fridge.

[Kor37 9]

Big Slow is truly turning into Andre The Giant in his later years when he could hardly walk and was bloated as well.

[HRH The KING 0]

He's going to end up like Andre if he doesn't do something about it soon.

 

All that weight will cripple him eventually.

 

The Food Bag should put down that triple cheeseburger and start eating properly and working out.

[AD gWo 0]

Wow, I always thought he was as big as he is now.

 

This is one from the WTF files...This is what happened after SmackDown! went off the air:

 

Teddy Long came out and said we'd have a Toronto Street Fight between Batista and JBL. During the match, Orton and Taker both came out and interfered. So Teddy Long came out again and made it a tag match, which was great. Taker and Batista won when Taker pinned Orton with the Tombstone. After the match, Batista got on the mic and announced it was Ring Announcer Tony Chimmel's birthday. He then said Chimmel needed to have some fun and said he looked thirsty and doused him with Gatorade. Batista then led us in singing Happy Birthday to Chimmel. After the song, Brian Hebner and one of the ring crew guys playfully jumped Chimmel. Then Batista then gave himself a wedgie and gave Chimmel a stinkface. Yes, a stinkface. Then Batista posed on the corners with his belt before he left and the show ended.

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A few tidbits:

 

- At the Smackdown tapings, Heidenhawk was in full LOD gear. They were also introduced as LOD. I guess the transformation is complete. Hawk must be literally spinning in his grave........

 

- It appears that the BWO is already finished. Richards is back to wrestling in his regular gear and the Blue Meanie hasn't been contacted in weeks.

[HRH The KING 0]

Wow, I always thought he was as big as he is now

 

No, back in his early WCW days as "The Giant", he was much slimmer and healthier.

 

Vince should force him to lose weight by telling him that if he doesn't lose the fat, then he'll be jobbed out on house shows every night to local jabronis.

 

- At the Smackdown tapings, Heidenhawk was in full LOD gear. They were also introduced as LOD. I guess the transformation is complete. Hawk must be literally spinning in his grave........

 

It's official. Tag team wrestling in the WWE is dead, just like Cruiserweight wrestling, and wrestling in general.

 

- It appears that the BWO is already finished. Richards is back to wrestling in his regular gear and the Blue Meanie hasn't been contacted in weeks.

 

Makes sense. Vince only brought them back to save himself from a lawsuit over the cheap shots JBL gave Meanie.

 

Take note Matt Hardy, once you have your match with Edge, you'll be history too.

[AD gWo 0]

I knew of his WCW stint, I just didn't know of his size difference.

 

 

The writing team is hella stupid...from pwtorch.com

 

 

Frustration continues to grow backstage with regards to the WWE writing team. Whether it's referring to a "dark match" as a "lights-out match," not knowing about the Katie Vick storyline or asking about how wrestlers get the fake blood to continue pouring, the writers are perturbing wrestlers with their lack of pro wrestling knowledge.

[HRH The KING 0]

Frustration continues to grow backstage with regards to the WWE writing team. Whether it's referring to a "dark match" as a "lights-out match," not knowing about the Katie Vick storyline or asking about how wrestlers get the fake blood to continue pouring, the writers are perturbing wrestlers with their lack of pro wrestling knowledge.

 

Oh for frick's sake.

 

They don't know what a dark match is???

 

They think wrestlers use fake blood???

 

These people are a disgrace to professional wrestling.

[AD gWo 0]

Let's start with them SUMMERSLAM PREDICTIONS!

 

Young MCena vs. Y2Cheap...I pick Cena to retain, I've heard Jericho wants some time off.

 

JBL vs. MDB,5CB...I pick JBL to win, Batista is an awful champ IMO.

 

OJ vs. The Crippler...I pick Benoit to win, as it seemed many (including moi) were outraged at OJ's win at the Bash.

 

Broken Neck vs. Broken Brain...Angle wins, sorry, he's not the same without his medals.

 

LEGEND vs. ICON...Tough one to choose...I'm gonna side with HBK, so he can finally get over as a heel for good. Hogan will go out looking strong though.

 

Legend vs Legend Killer...I pick Orton, he needs a big win to cement his heeldom on SD.

 

Daddy vs. Daddy?...I pick Eddie to finally beat Rey. Will someone stop this storyline please?

 

Angelic Diablo vs. Feces...(XD)...I pick Edge, there's really no point to having Matt Hardy win this, he's probably gonna get out of WWE again soon, thank goodness.