Madame Butterfly's Personal Log

[Madame Butterfly 0]

:( Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

I could add nails to the back for "massage" :(

 

 

And see, the bottom is scooped, so it'll hold your big royal....... :( :o :huh:

[HRH The KING 0]

I could add nails to the back for "massage"

 

Mmmmm, sounds good. :(

 

Oh wait....you mean metal ones??? :huh:

 

And see, the bottom is scooped, so it'll hold your big royal....... 

 

Cool!!!!! :(

[Madame Butterfly 0]

I could add nails to the back for "massage"

 

Mmmmm, sounds good. :(

 

Oh wait....you mean metal ones??? :(

 

 

 

:huh: :( Um yeah, you didn't think I meant my fingers would be massaging you, did you? :o

[HRH The KING 0]

Erm....no....uh...of course not.

 

:(

[Madame Butterfly 0]

Erm....no....uh...of course not.

 

:(

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Does this mean I'll not have any Royal protection now?

 

Oh, and I only have "Queen" sized beds in my house!!! :( :huh:

[HRH The KING 0]

You'll always get Royal Protection, my lady. :(

[Madame Butterfly 0]

Hmmmmmmm, so how do you manifest your protection?

 

Swords?

 

Jousts?

 

Suits of Armor?

[HRH The KING 0]

Hugs. :( :(

[Madame Butterfly 0]

:( Hugs?

 

 

:(

[HRH The KING 0]

Yeah!

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

whow! Looks like King got a G/f! :( :( j/k!

[Madame Butterfly 0]

How are hugs going to protect me? :( :(

[HRH The KING 0]

Because they are nice.

[Madame Butterfly 0]

:( Yes, they are nice, but you haven't answered my question.

 

How will they protect me?

 

And obviously you will enjoy them, as would anyone fortunate to hug me, but will I? :(

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

*pukes* ug, you guys are making me sick with your lovey dovey :( :huh: :(

[HRH The KING 0]

How will they protect me?

 

Because while I'm hugging you, no one can hurt you.

 

I'll take the brunt of any attack. :(

 

And obviously you will enjoy them, as would anyone fortunate to hug me, but will I?

 

Oh of course, My Dear Lady. :(

[Madame Butterfly 0]

I don't think so!!! :( :(

 

If hugs are the only way to protect me, than Wally should come protect me, he's closer.

[Madame Butterfly 0]

*pukes* ug, you guys are making me sick with your lovey dovey :( :huh: :(

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You ain't seen nothing Wally.

 

Sean and I are very good at inuendo!! :(

[HRH The KING 0]

If hugs are the only way to protect me, than Wally should come protect me, he's closer.

 

Erm...no, that's not going to be happening. :(

 

Sean and I are very good at inuendo!!

 

Oh the very best!!! :(

[Madame Butterfly 0]

If hugs are the only way to protect me, than Wally should come protect me, he's closer.

 

Erm...no, that's not going to be happening. :(

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Hey, let Wally decide!!! :(

[HRH The KING 0]

No, Wally's deciding nothing. :(

[Madame Butterfly 0]

No, Wally's deciding nothing.  :(

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What will happen to him if he says yes? :(

[HRH The KING 0]

Then he'll get on my "bad side".

 

:( :( :huh:

[Madame Butterfly 0]

You surely won't behead will you?

 

And if you do, can we roast his body like a pig?

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

let me decide what?

[HRH The KING 0]

You surely won't behead will you?

 

Nah, too messy.

 

And if you do, can we roast his body like a pig?

 

I don't think so.

 

I'm trying to cut down on salty things. :(

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Thanks for the support, MB

[Madame Butterfly 0]

Thanks for the support, MB

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:( Oh Wally, I was just trying to see if you were still listening in!!! :(

 

I wouldn't want you beheaded or roasted like a pig. You're too sweet for that sort of thing!! :huh:

 

 

Decide if you'll come guard me with hugs instead of King!! :(

[HRH The KING 0]

Decide if you'll come guard me with hugs instead of King!!

 

-growls-

[Madame Butterfly 0]

-tosses King a bone