trekz 7 Posted August 15, 2006 Granted, but it's even more boring because everone has been assimilated and each post is: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile! Prepare to be assimilated. ....." I wish everyone could be going to the Vegas convenetion so that we could all meet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted August 22, 2006 granted but we all get legionares disease and die i wish the next wish was not corrupted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted August 22, 2006 Ja, ok, aber es ist deutsch nicht englisch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted October 28, 2006 i wish star trek would run all the time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted October 28, 2006 Granted, but it's a completely revisioned Star Trek, starring Ben Affleck, Madonna, Lauren Hill, and Neelix, and the Enterprise looks like Marvin the Martian's ship. I wish to know everything possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Your head blows up. I wish to own and control everything in existence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted October 29, 2006 Granted but the next day you are overthrown, by an alliance of the Borg, Daleks, the Auri, Ninja Turtles, vampires, zombies, and hackers. (And then your head blows up ... now wait that was a previous post :P ) I wish all government officials would only tell the truth and become dedicated to serving well and working for the good of the people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted October 29, 2006 They release information about our inpending doom and the world is overcome with fear, equating to a much bloodier ending for Humanity. I wish my computer would stop breaking on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted October 30, 2006 Granted, but it's now an Apple IIgs. I wish I could think of a wish... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted October 30, 2006 It's a bad one. I wish I wasn't at work :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted October 30, 2006 Granted. You're not at work because you don't have a job. I wish I didn't have gas... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted November 4, 2006 now you don't have a stomach i wish my sister could fit all her songs on her phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted November 4, 2006 the phone becomes sentiant and destroys humanity with music I wish I could fly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted November 11, 2006 I grant your wish without corrupting it. However, you jump off a tall building and splatter on the sidewalk below, so I have no choice but to get a refund on these 1st class plane tickets. I wish I never had to sneeze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted November 11, 2006 you have to pick your nose instead. I wish I had money.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted November 12, 2006 There you go. I wish I had more CDs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted November 12, 2006 you have so many you have no time to listen to them I wish I could live forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted November 17, 2006 Granted, but forever ends tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted November 18, 2006 I forgot. You make one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted November 19, 2006 I wish drinking had no ill effects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted November 19, 2006 Granted, but it'll have no effects at all. :blink: I wish that internet access was free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted November 20, 2006 everyone on Earth has it, including terrorists and gangsters, who corrupt it further. I wish I was in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted November 21, 2006 Granted, it's a bed of nails. And a few of those nails are half an inch taller than the rest. I wish I had four arms and two computers so I can play games on one and chat on the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMS 0 Posted November 21, 2006 You have a nervous breakdown, as you've still got 1 nervous system. I wish I was emperor of the universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
athena28 2 Posted November 26, 2006 Granted, but your universe is made up of ants. I wish I never had to worry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted November 30, 2006 granted, but you become complacent and die. I wish my partner was coming home soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted January 8, 2007 Granted, but it's not your home... I wish I wasn't such a jerk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted January 9, 2007 Granted, but now ppl use and abuse you. I wish the wedding of my dreams was cheaper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites