Kor37 9 Posted February 13, 2007 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity???... :blink: Well if that's the case....I want to be buried naked! All I can say to that is: :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 13, 2007 Why does a pizza come in a square box???... :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 13, 2007 So the lid will fit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 13, 2007 Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to???... :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 13, 2007 Two different concepts are at work here. If you want to interject your unrequested opinion on something it costs you 2 cents. If you want to pry someone else's opinion out of them it costs you 1 cent. The reason why is someone else's opinion is valuable so you must pay for it. Your own opinion is not as valuable so you must pay to give it away, much like how you have to pay for someone to take away your trash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 13, 2007 Two different concepts are at work here. If you want to interject your unrequested opinion on something it costs you 2 cents. If you want to pry someone else's opinion out of them it costs you 1 cent. The reason why is someone else's opinion is valuable so you must pay for it. Your own opinion is not as valuable so you must pay to give it away, much like how you have to pay for someone to take away your trash. Very logical thinking! I like that answer!.. :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Why are british coins different shapes? 1p, 2p, 5p, 1p and £1, then the odd 50p?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 13, 2007 Why are british coins different shapes? 1p, 2p, 5p, 1p and £1, then the odd 50p?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 13, 2007 What disease did cured ham actually have???... :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 15, 2007 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours???... :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted February 15, 2007 If you have a bandage on. People ask did you hurt yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 15, 2007 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 15, 2007 Why are british coins different shapes? 1p, 2p, 5p, 1p and £1, then the odd 50p?! It is so they can pay for people's thoughts or pay for people to listen to their thoughts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 15, 2007 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 16, 2007 Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt???... :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 16, 2007 Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt???... :) The asteroid is outside the ATMOSPHERE, you nimrod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 16, 2007 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? I chocked on my gum when reading this one Kor! LMAO! I drank Virgin Cola today. It fizzed up all over me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 16, 2007 Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt???... :) OK, I was in Chicago in summer 2004 for a conference. During a break between sessions I decided to walk over to the Chicago Mercantile Exchange because I had always wanted to see it. I tried to take a picture of the buildning from across the street but the guard wouldn't let me. I went to the top of Sears Tower which was about a block away and took a picture of the Merc from there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted February 24, 2007 Ladies and gentlemen good evening You've seen that seeing is believing Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding Please check to see if your still breathing!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 25, 2007 Ladies and gentlemen good evening You've seen that seeing is believing Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding Please check to see if your still breathing!! Seem to be... yes... Star Trek rules my life, my mind and my bedroom! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted May 15, 2007 i am replying to as much as i can without spaming to be a captain only a few posts left!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted June 29, 2007 i am replying to as much as i can without spaming to be a captain only a few posts left!!! Aye aye cap'n Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted June 29, 2007 why thank you admiral Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted June 29, 2007 500 + vs 3,000 + ... wow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted June 30, 2007 just madness Agreed. This must be where one comes to post when they have nothing pertinent to say. :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted June 30, 2007 yeah and just random stuff i saw transformers yesterday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted June 30, 2007 yeah and just random stuff i saw transformers yesterday You told me. And Cam loved it, but you thought it was loud. :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thestupidvulcan 0 Posted July 1, 2007 transformers seem like such a random movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
