Kor37 9 Posted October 4, 2006 Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 4, 2006 Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught in his tour bus with a bag of Marijuana:Â "It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of spinach. I'd be dead by now." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchygomba69 0 Posted October 4, 2006 Oral Sex Makes ones day anal Sex Makes wHole Weak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 4, 2006 Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted October 7, 2006 Where do park rangers go to get away from it all? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 7, 2006 Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing??? :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted October 19, 2006 :P I cant belive how early the stores here have begon plugging christmas.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted October 20, 2006 :P I hate time zones!!..i just hope Smackdown is worth staying up for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 20, 2006 Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted October 23, 2006 Just 10mins and Deb's tv show is over...then i can play my new game 'Scareface' on my X-360.. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 23, 2006 Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead??? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted October 24, 2006 Whatever happened to Hostess Sno Balls? Â Â They're almost impossible to find. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted October 24, 2006 (edited) Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks??? What is even worse is Thanksgiving. I mean can you imagine a holiday where you stuff stale breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt and then not only scoop it out and eat it but go back for seconds? Edited October 24, 2006 by Lt. Van Roy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 24, 2006 Why is bra singular and panties plural???... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted October 24, 2006 Do or do not...there is no try :P ...some wise man said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 24, 2006 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular???... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted October 29, 2006 :P its only 8:15am..i forgot the clocks go back one hour :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 29, 2006 Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase??? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigmatic_mystery 0 Posted November 4, 2006 Why is there a succi disk in my coffee cup? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 4, 2006 Howcum abbreviated is such a long word???... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 9, 2006 Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards:.....NAIVE.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 14, 2006 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it??? :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted November 15, 2006 I rented a movie tonight, it was the new Lassie movie that just came out. It was actually very good and moving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted November 15, 2006 :blink: Awww you sunk my battle ship!!....Say What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 15, 2006 (edited) If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes??? :blink: Edited November 15, 2006 by Kor37 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted November 16, 2006 I really like this misty rose color! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 16, 2006 If Fed Ex and PS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP???... :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted November 16, 2006 SGT.Major.. :blink: "Zulu's...thousands of them!!....dont shot till you see the white's of there eye's lads,..FIRE at will!!". SGT.Hang..."which one is will?..do you know these people?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted November 16, 2006 Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?....... :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
