He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted April 11, 2008 So much for buddhism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted April 11, 2008 Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 11, 2008 When in-laws are staying in the house the order in which you do things after waking up is put on clothes then stumble to the kitchen to make coffee, not the other way around. Yeah, gotta remember that in the future. :) :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted April 12, 2008 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 12, 2008 I'd give almost anything for one day with a quiet house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted April 12, 2008 What time is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 14, 2008 There is just no right thing to say to some people. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) It is 3.37am and my neighbours are STILL rowing and slaming doors hard enough to rattle MY walls opposite them. I am also a little worried that these guys may set alight the flats, not to mention they are now arguing in the street. They need to be evicted NOW. Every BLOODY NIGHT this is. I know they are Crack ****** but please Edited April 14, 2008 by Unadopted Angelic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted April 14, 2008 When in-laws are staying in the house the order in which you do things after waking up is put on clothes then stumble to the kitchen to make coffee, not the other way around. Yeah, gotta remember that in the future. :lol: :lol: You are supposed to walk around naked in front of outlaws, not inlaws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 14, 2008 When in-laws are staying in the house the order in which you do things after waking up is put on clothes then stumble to the kitchen to make coffee, not the other way around. Yeah, gotta remember that in the future. :lol: :lol: You are supposed to walk around naked in front of outlaws, not inlaws. Â Â I blame mom for my coffee addiction. She just had to make me that first cup of vanilla coffee when I was 13 didn't she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted April 14, 2008 The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted April 14, 2008 McDonalds' steak, egg, and cheese bagel breakfasts are good, but they make you fart more than any other fast food breakfast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted April 14, 2008 GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted April 14, 2008 Wonder who the first person to ask "Which came first the chicken or the egg?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 15, 2008 Why can't I stay connected to the internet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted April 15, 2008 OLD IS WHEN : 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don' t need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted April 15, 2008 Stupid video stores won't rent Wii video games without a credit card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 16, 2008 I love the way Robert holds me in the morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted April 16, 2008 It is 3.37am and my neighbours are STILL rowing and slaming doors hard enough to rattle MY walls opposite them. I am also a little worried that these guys may set alight the flats, not to mention they are now arguing in the street. They need to be evicted NOW. Every BLOODY NIGHT this is. I know they are Crack ****** but please Can't ya just hear the accent in the words? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted April 16, 2008 Need to start using the other door at work so I don't walk past the smokers. Nothing against them it is just alot of temptation I don't need right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted April 17, 2008 Going to start buying smart price food for 4 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 18, 2008 I can't get last nights dreams out of my head today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted April 18, 2008 I can't get last nights dreams out of my head today. They didn't include cowboy hats did they?....... Â Ordering stuff off the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 18, 2008 I can't get last nights dreams out of my head today. They didn't include cowboy hats did they?....... Â Â No dear, no cowboy hats...:) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted April 18, 2008 "The Messengers" Sucks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted April 18, 2008 I can't get last nights dreams out of my head today. I was that good, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted April 19, 2008 (edited) How many times would I be electrocuted if I tried to build my own TARDIS? Edited April 19, 2008 by MrPsychic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted April 19, 2008 When Captain Kirk meets an ailen woman and 'makes contact.' the survivial rate of red-shirted crewmen increases by 84 per-cent. In fact, out of Captain Kirk's 24 'relatoinships,' there were only three instances of red-shirt vaporization. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 19, 2008 I'm out of regular coffee, I only have half caf. Of all the days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted April 20, 2008 Who's the more foolish..the fool or the fool who follows him?...its late and i'm tired and the force anit working on my daughter..lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
