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[ILIKESEVEN 0]

I just installed a clasic game "QUAKE II" and i played it without the cheatcodes

[Angel of Darkness 0]

loads of people keep popping up on me on msn ...

[DrWho42 13]

OS Airlines

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MS-DOS Airline

 

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then they push again jump on again, and so on.

 

Mac Airline

 

All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are told you don't need to know, don't want to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie.

 

OS/2 Airline

 

To board the plane, you have your ticket stamped ten different times by standing in ten different lines. Then you fill out a form showing where you want to sit and whether the plane should look and feel like an ocean liner, a passenger train or a bus. If you succeed in getting on the plane and the plane succeeds in taking off the ground, you have a wonderful trip...except for the time when the rudder and flaps get frozen in position, in which case you will just have time to say your prayers and get in crash position.

 

Windows 95 Airline

 

The airport terminal is nice and colorful, with friendly stewards and stewardesses, and easy access to the plane. After the plane arrives, 6 months late, you have a completely uneventful takeoff... then, once in the air the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever.

 

Windows NT Airline

 

All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane. They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying.

 

Unix Airline

 

Each passenger brings a piece of the airplane and a box of tools to the airport. They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they want to build and how to put it together. Eventually, they build several different aircraft, but give them all the same name. Some passengers actually reach their destinations.All passengers believe they got there.

 

Mach Airline

 

There is no airplane. The passengers gather and shout for an airplane, then wait and wait and wait and wait. A bunch of people come, each carrying one piece of the plane with them. These people all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they're building. The plane finally takes off, leaving the passengers on the ground waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting. After the plane lands, the pilot telephones the passengers at the departing airport to inform them that they have arrived.

 

Newton Airline

 

After buying your ticket 18 months in advance, you finally get to board the plane. Upon boarding the plane you are asked your name. After 46 times, the crew member recognizes your name and then you are allowed to take your seat. As you are getting ready to take your seat, the steward announces that you have to repeat the boarding process because they are out of room and need to recount to make sure they can take more passengers.

 

VMS Airline

 

The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft. This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers. All the passengers scramble aboard, as do the necessary complement of 200 technicians. The pilot takes his place up in the glass cockpit. He guns the engines, only to realise that the plane is too big to get through the hangar doors.

 

Linux Airline

 

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

 

Based on an email from Richard Walters, August 1999.

OS Airlines

[Angel of Darkness 0]

pestering people und recruiting

[RikerChick 5]

I love silly internet quizzes

[Angel of Darkness 0]

^^ so do i!

 

off:

 

cheese on toast is nice!

[RikerChick 5]

Why are kids so fascinated by keys? You can distract a young child from anything just by jingling your car keys in front of them. *hopes she can find her keys later*

[Angel of Darkness 0]

same with cats

 

im all hyper becaus ehyperness rocks (its the food i eat )

[RikerChick 5]

I'd like to go back to sleep and continue that dream I was having.

[Angel of Darkness 0]

any quesses whos in it lol

 

im off recruiting - im bored

[hangon 3]

I just changed my avatar to get in the spirt of Halloween ...and am giggling at something i just noticed

[Wishfire 2]

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! AH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[DrWho42 13]

Heh, one of the newest Doctor Who novels has a neat cover to it.

DOCTOR WHO

Short Trips: 2040

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The future is here — and it's not what we expected...

To the governments and corporations of the world in 2040, expansion is an article of faith. The human race must expand outwards, exploring new territories, new technologies, new ways of thinking.

 

Only problem is, the human race doesn't necessarily share that faith. And with so much at stake, their leaders may have to call in some new partners to make sure we see the light...

EDIT: Grammar error.

Edited October 25, 2004 by drfly42

[BakulaBabe 2]

I met Wil Wheaton today!

[Angel of Darkness 0]

cheese for breakfast! with toast too:P

[hangon 3]

Well thats it for now i am off to work out and flex those pecs

[RikerChick 5]

Never underestimate the power of a loving husband and a few good friends.

[hangon 3]

Never underestimate the power of a loving husband and a few good friends. 

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I second that

 

Off topic.......my baby dont feel so good *massive hugs for debbie*

[Angel of Darkness 0]

arrangin parties is hard work;) but its not a party its cinema with friends on mi bday! Next Saturday! Ur all invited!

[RikerChick 5]

I'm so allergied *sneezes repeatedly*

 

*wonders if allergied is really a word* Probably not.

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

= JOHN KERRY

[A l t e r E g o 9]

So they have dozens of different Flavored (coated) Popcorns but NO CHOCOLATE!?!? GRRRRR! I want chocolate covered popcorn!

[RikerChick 5]

I think I'll grab a diet coke and start on the TNG movie banners.

[Rivendells_king 0]

Thursday I get my hair cut, I need to find a new look.

[hangon 3]

I'm still hungry even after 2 bowls of weetos ....hmm mabe some toast might do the trick

[RikerChick 5]

I could use a couple more hours of sleep.

[enigmatic_mystery 0]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY HALLOWEEN!!! *passes out candy*

[DrWho42 13]

It has been soooo²oo long since I have seen “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”..

 

Oh well. Here's the script...

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The Script

Heh, another song parody...

 

“I come from a land six feet under...”

[hangon 3]

I have to go into work today and i wish i didnt have to cuz i cant be bothered

Edited October 28, 2004 by hangon

[Wishfire 2]

= JOHN KERRY 

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If that's John Kerry, then this is George Bush