He Who Shall Not Be Named
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Try eating a teaspoon of wasabi. It will clear those sinuses right up.
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One thing I'm noticing is, since the change, old topics are resurfacing on the Unreal Portal as if they had a recent update. For example, "Who Mourns For Morn?" is showing up as recently updated even though the last post to that topic was in June 2008.
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Rest In Peace Itchy. You died too young.
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Pizza and beer, one of nature's perfect foods and the other one pretty darn close.
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Because some people are squarer than others?
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Can you at least put Corina's pics back up?
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Elvis is in my mom?
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Where are the gallery pics?
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Elvis is not everywhere. He was captured by aliens and they are trying to mate him with Bigfoot to repopulate the species.
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A video of one of last century's best songwriters singing about boners.
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When they were on that planet with the big rock creature the crew were observing some young-looking alien miners. It was a play on the words sounding so similar.
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One of the world's most renowed songwriters singing about boners. Would Sinatra have the balls for that?
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Carl's Jr.
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I thought these Benny Russell episodes were an unnecessary distraction.
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You would like this one.
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Sorry about that RikerChick, but it's the only way to install these spy cameras.
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But my sister is even more lewd than me.
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"Look, I've got one job on this ship, OK? It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it!"
"Miners, not minors."
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Not even First We Take Manhattan?
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"Now Enterprise is the only certifiable canon. That's so gay."
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And some girls to chat with
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Denny's has an ice cream sundae with real bacon now.
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Taking a poop
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It is actually one of the better Hitler parodies. I especially liked him comparing TNG to Stalin.
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I'd rather masturbate in public. It's less embarrassing.