He Who Shall Not Be Named

I'm not even sure you could call it prose. You would be witnessing the novel play out in real time, maybe even playing the part of a character yourself. Prose is written.

"It's Friday, Friday, Gettin down on Friday!"

Either Richard Dawkins, Ron Paul, or Corina Arazius.

We do need to be careful with Roman Numerals however. Consider that a planet in the Dune universe has the name Ix and people wondered how it got it's name. They completely forgot it was the 9th planet in it's system.

But it can't possibly be IX. That would be Insurrection. If we stop counting after The Undiscovered Country then there isn't a VII, VIII, IX, or X.

Uh... Don't they mean XI?

No Shat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI&feature=share

Shame on you.

Shame on you all.

The country has been making jokes about Weiner's wiener for a couple weeks now and not one of you thought of linking it to me! Not even in Van Roy Moment of the Week!

You guys are slipping!

Hold on. The shuttle got it's name from Star Trek? I thought Enterprise was in honor of free-market economics. Boy was I wrong.

Some people just deserve all the teasing they get.

Sorry, but there is so much legitimate space travel stuff at Kennedy that hosting Star Trek stuff seems like going to Disneyland and thinking the best part of the trip was the in-flight meal.

But he was barely able to negotiate a truce with the Klingons!

Any chance we can get "In God We Trust" taken off the money? It's pretty sad when we can't trust our government with our money and have to turn to something that probably doesn't exist.

Note to self: When your company gives your mandatory annual sexual harassment class, it's probably not a good idea to pat the HR lady's butt on the way out.

A group of 4 female Johns Hopkins University students jogging on the street in front of my house. There is a sad part to this though, I realized as I was watching them jog that I am old enough to be the father of any of those girls and might be older than their fathers.

So? Doesn't stop me. Just ask Corinna.

^ Thank you Obama stimulus spending.

A couple chili dogs. Happy now?

Hey, the weather has been crappy all day. What am I supposed to look at?

Porn

Porn

I don't remember. Either at home or the babysitter's.

This reminds me of those people in England who lynched a pediatrician because they mistook him for a pedophile.