He Who Shall Not Be Named

Yet another "Where did those ridges come from?" Klingon.

Come to think of it, the Klingons in that episode were rather effiminate. Even the one pretending to be human.

This just in... Donald Trump wants Obama to release the death certificate.

Give me a break. Sure the Defiant was basically a weapons platform with nacelles, but if an enemy so much as threw a rock at it the bridge started smoking. It was fine as a warship so long as it didn't actually get hit with something.

Uh, "(I'm trying to misspell a badword but can't)" is a real word. I didn't missiell it.

We got that Bin Laden mother (I'm trying to misspell a badword but can't).

Maybe revisionist history.

Didn't see it.

Well I believe in evolution. To me it just makes more sense than creationism or natural selection, and... Sorry, thought this was Religion Talk.

I do, but only because yesterday I got 2 $5s instead of a $10 in two different stores.

I don't know what is more awkward, listening to your roommate and his girlfriend having sex in the next room, or when she walks in on you - still naked - while you're on the toilet.

She was cute though.

And this is a bunny:

This is one of the few Enterprise episodes I liked, at least conceptually. Most of Trek seems to say "Earth had a lot of problems, then the Vulcans came, and *BANG* everything got better and we were part of a quadrant-sized community." It wasn't realistic. There were bound to be stumbling blocks and, yes, occasionally we would even loose ground. Enterprise as a series addressed this in a general sense but it still implied that all of humanity *wanted* to be part of this community. It was bullshit. Look at how many Americans want us to leave the UN (including me), and that is a real-life 65-year old organization that wouldn't even exist if it weren't for us. You think maybe we just might have similar feelings about surrendering our soverignity to space aliens? I think it likely. Now, for the first - and only - time in all of Trek we know that there was *internal* opposition to forming what would become the Federation as well.

But this is Enterprise, which means they had to take a good idea and (I'm trying to say a bad word but can't) it up somehow. They did that with Trip and T'Pol having a test-tube baby. It wasn't a necessary part of the story. "Look! A half-Human half-Vulcan baby!" Uh, yeah... What's your point?

The wedding is over, now let's see some honeymoon night coverage!

Correction: Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On.

I'm thinking about it too since I posted it to a FB friend's profile since she was going on about some damn Bon Jovi cover of another Cohen song.

Oh.

He also played a giant bunny in that episode where thoughts came to life.

Too bad. You could tell DeLance was familiar with Trelane when he did Q.

Maybe it is being so close to San Francisco but when I hear Niners I think 49ers and do a double take.

BTW it's looking like the Giants might take it again this year. If so then this time I am getting my ass to a World Series home game! I had tickets for Game 6 but they won it in 5.

What if he played a combo of Koloth and Trelane?

I'm out of toilet paper.

This episode was an example of how good DS9 could have been but wasn't.

and you can add Uranus and Neptune to your count if you have binoculars or a small telescope.

Usually I need one of those changing room mirrors to see my anus.

Don't Leave with your Hard-On - Leonard Cohen

Heck, the one convention I went to I didn't even pay for that. I snuck in while they were still getting organized. My dad wasn't as quick as I was and got ambushed by some guards dressed as Klingons demanding he pay full price. The most expensive items I bought that day were some nachos and a Coke that were even more expensive than the bumper sticker.

I did get a Star Trek Happy Meal when TMP was out but I'm pretty sure my parents paid for it.

I used to spend a lot more on Trek "stuff" than I do now, but most of that was drinking at Quarks. Other than visiting The Experience I probably spent less than $200 total, and that's counting movies and popcorn. The only actual merchandise was The Undiscovered Country, First Contact, Spock vs Q, and a Ferengi School of Business bumper sticker.