He Who Shall Not Be Named

A Late Happy Birthday too you and may you have many More

many more late birthdays?

I shoped at Wal-Mart today. There was a baby crying, a fat womam asked me for help but couldn't speak English, someone stole my shoping cart... and that was just the website!

For any purpose?

Ha ha, you got a warning!!

We should put Barney Frank on the $3 bill.

Dude, that's just weird.

One time in Vegas I saw someone wearing a full TNG uniform along the strip. The strip is on the opposite end of town from The Experience and there wasn't even a convention in town that weekend.

I also can't find wjere to change your avitar.

Yeah, we miss picking on you! It's been so long we might have lost our touch.

I wish I wasn't so good in bed. It gets a bit tiring having all these girls use me for sex. At least bring a sandwich with you or something.

Whenever I'm not thinking about sex or food or beer or sleep.

obseeving Mediocre Friday (can't call it Good Friday because I'm working)

Bethlehem - I added some advice on how to avoid itchy butts just for you.

VBG - My Caption Contest, Trivia Rank, and Sustaining Member stuff is missing.

A cashier for 19 years?

Brown with a hint of bloodshot.

Didn't see it.

A female construction worker showing some butt crack. Don't see that every day. It actually looks quite nice.

The banks and other financial institutions are pulling them out of circulation when they get them. This is to make it easier to introduce the new ones with Obama on them.

I hope we don't loose my topic about itchy butts.

People food is bad but Coke is good? How the hell does that work out? It isn't even that good for people.

Sorry, but that Nog Dance was one of the most painful moments of Star Trek ever. It's even worse than that dance Elaine did in Seinfeld.

I guess white people just can't dance.

cook?

That Klingon chick wasn't bad either.

The best line of that speech: "You know that crazy stuff Zefram Cochrane said a couple decades ago? It wasn't that crazy after all."

Touching up my manscaping