He Who Shall Not Be Named

Encounter at Farpoint. I remember thinking there were too many characters trying to replace Mr. Spock to work.

farting (after finishing lunch)

Sex! That got your attention, didn't it?

Oh? How many earthquakes have you caused?

Besides, I'm still resting up from that big one in Japan.

Convincing the girl I was with this afternoon that our sex caused a 3.8 earthquake.

I, III, and V were stinkers.

Why doesn't CBS just redo The Odd Couple with Rob and Russell and get it over with?

Would we have had TNG without the movies? I doubt it, and most of the movies up to TNG's premier were stinkers.

But that whole last episode is exactly why Enterprise needed to die. They knew this would be the last Star Trek episode *ever*, they even had an extra year to think about it they weren't expecting to get, and that was really the absolute best they could do? Can anyone still defend Enterprise with a straight face after that?

I'm not sure I would want to see that. Riker's hairline going back and forth just wouldn't look right.

On the other hand, Deanna's boobs would bounce up and down so that could make up for it.

It was that one where Wesley caught a virus on the holodeck and spread it to the crew. He also pelted Picard with a snowball while Picard was standing *outside* the holodeck. The snowball should have ceased to exist when it reached the hallway but it didn't.

I didn't get into it until the last season before the network change, but the rebellion against the Earth government was rather cool.

Takei never said "Oh, my!" in Star Trek. That came from Howard Stern and was sampled for Sulu Dance. What is funny is Sulu Dance came out before he did.

They should have had one of the aliens loose his balance Kramer-style. That would have been funny.

But why the hell would Shran have gone from being a Captain of his own ship to working under Archer at a lesser post? And what post would he have had anyway? Morale Officer? Everything was taken unless you got rid of someone.

Too young for you, too old for me.

It's like politics. It takes the candidate a while to realise the election is over.

So?

A friend of mine won a fight with TSA recently as she was able to prove that BBQ beef is not a liquid. As far as I know Jell-O is still a case-by-case basis.

To play devil's advocate, someone could use a 6-year old to smuggle something on board. The question is how much invasiveness are we willing to put up with for slightly more safety?

You don't even need to set foot on airport property to be a security threat. A machine gun fired in the general direction of a plane would do just fine.

Wasn't LAX where that "Don't touch my junk!" guy came from?

But this was the one time I was telling the truth!

At least Godzilla had some dialogue.

I guess Corden needed to do the Picard maneuver.

Wait till they start cavity searches.

Cavity searches? They want to make sure we brush, floss, and see our dentist twice a year?