He Who Shall Not Be Named

poop

A Coke

*BUURRRP!!*

I've recently discovered Leonard Cohen, a songwriter / singer comparable to Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. He is 77 and still world touring and recording.

I can't post the link here, but I found a live performance of him singing a song he wrote: "Don't Leave with your Hard-On!" I would have loved to see Martin or Sinatra try that!

Staring at Breasts is Healthy

What I want to know is where they got 250 volunteers to NOT stare at breasts.

This old man could kick Frank Sinatra's ass!

First We Take Manhattan - both the original Leonard Cohen version and the REM cover.

turtle

A loud, stinky Taco Bell fart.

I don't know how Hooters girls can get any sleep. Their headlights are always on.

In the mid-1800s Charles Darwin took the HMS Beagle to the Galapigos Islands about 500 miles east of Equador. There he discovered many things, including boobies. Nobody has heard from him since.

Don't Fall On Me - REM before they got big.

porn

poop

Butts

1.Sulu

He did have nice pecs, I'll give you that.

Right in her face? Eww.

Salvation and The Sarah Connor Chronicles killed the franchise. Now we'll never see that full awesome night battle.

I don't think Vulcans fart. They're vegetarians.

Episode 3-7: Pon Farr

It is Lieutenant V'rak's 7 year cycle so he returns to Vulcan to mate with his wife. They have sex. That's it, no fighting, no blood fever, just ordinary, no frills Vulcan sex.

Of course the first shot of Uhura was her leaning back in the chair like she just got done masturbating or something.