He Who Shall Not Be Named

Apparently I haven't had dinner since November.

Tonight it is pizza and a Coke.

1) I like sex

2) I like models

3) I like bacon

4) I hate religion

5) I like beer

Why did Vic give Yillara Skye two different 8th Aniversary threads?

Why did Vic give Yillara Skye 2 different 8th Aniversary threads?

fish sticks

You're banned for voting yourself "sexest".

Let's make up a rumor and see how far it spreads.

More Bacon.

(Hey, I like bacon.)

Seeing Bethlehem vote for himself for "sexist person" and not "sexiest person". LOL

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I fot the passion part covered.

porn stars with popcorn

Hot buns with butter

Can an atheist still believe in Godzilla?

About 40 Japanese stewardesses who couldn't fly home because of the earthquake and needed a place to stay. Hello, ladies!

A CNN anchor actually take the Godzilla rumor seriously

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(Yes, it is a word.)

I have senority of longest member

Well mine is about 10 inches but I'm told girls like thickness more than length.

I had to return mine. It was broken.

Some of the explanations for the Japanese earthquake and the resultant tsunami:

1) It was everyone in China farting in the same direction at the same time.

2) It was Toyota trying to avoid another recall.

3) It was Godzilla!

Deanna Troi in go-go boots a big jelly-fish shopping mall, and a wee small bridge, like the bridge, only smaller and crapper.

A bridge with a crapper?

hemmorhoid

porn again (no popcorn)

The best explanations I heard for the 8.9 earthquake n Japan and the subsequent "tsunami" that hit California was Toyota trying to avoid another recall, everyone in China farting in the same direction at the same time, and of course Godzilla.