I'm a Doctor not a......

[Mike 5]

I'm a Doctor not a Light Pole!

 

You've been assigned to a Klingon Bird of Prey to improve the morale of the crew

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not crazy!

 

Kirk needs some advice trying to seduce a woman.

[Mike 5]

I'm a Doctor not a pick up artist!

 

 

You are assigned to the NX-01 as the Test Transporter Dummy

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a dummy.

 

Picard would like some tea.

[LadyNarana 0]

I'm a doctor, not an infuser!

 

You are asked for your best gagh recipe.

[cptwright 1]

im a dr, not a klingon

 

you've been asked to bring data back from the scrap yard

 

 

(soongs, dont be hatin)lol

[LadyNarana 0]

I'm a doctor, not a junkyard dog.

 

You've been asked to play the title role in the ship's/station's version of "The Hunchback of Notre Dame."

[Abakai2003 0]

I'm a Doctor not a Thespian

 

You've been asked to clean out the ships heads(Toilets)

[Mike 5]

I'm a Doctor not a Janitor!

 

You've been ordered to provide Security for Captain Kirk on a landing party..

[Abakai2003 0]

Oh my god I'm going to die in a realy nasty way

I'm a Doctor not a Red shirt

 

Do you want fries with that?

[LadyNarana 0]

I'm a doctor, not a Burger King.

 

You've been asked to mow the lawn in the ship's/station's greenhouse

[Gotabite 0]

I'm a Doctor not Kes!! ( sorry 'bout that but when she wasn't helping the Doctor in sick bay; she was usually tinkering around in the greenhouse trying to make something grow)

Neelix has been fired, and you've been asked to replace him as Voyager's cook/chef......................

[trekzone 0]

I'm a doctor not a terrible cook.

 

you have been asked to make peace the Borg

[Gotabite 0]

I'm a doctor non an ambassador to the UN

 

You're on an away team mission and Chakotay asks you to be the first to sample the fruit from an unknown tree.................

[Abakai2003 0]

I'm a doctor not an Idiot

 

You've been asked to farther Spock's child (through a technique you developed)

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a conceiver!

 

Youre wife is having a baby, and she doesnt want you to deliver it

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a Dr not a spectator!

 

Mr Spock asks you to man the Science station..

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor not an astronomer!

 

Spock needs some help winning an arguement with Bones

[cptwright 1]

im a dr not a mediator

 

jim needs his corns rubbed

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a Dr not a mediator!

 

The ships school teacher wants you to visit the class...

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a special geust!

 

Since Cpt Wright's wasnt answered, I'll repeat it for him:

jim needs his corns rubbed

[Theunicornhunter 2]

rubbed.......I'm a doctor I'll get my scalpel will fix you right up

 

 

A three year old wants to know why trees are green

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Oops sorry cptwright!

 

I'm a Dr. not a ... podiatrist! ( :biggrin: ) I'll forfeit asking a question here.

[trekzone 0]

youve been asked to watch a boxing match

[Theunicornhunter 2]

It's a good thing I'm a doctor.

 

you've been asked to change the toner on the copier

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not Dilbert!

 

You've been asked to adjust the tv antena to get a better picture.

[cptwright 1]

im a doctor not an antenna

 

someone wants your opinion on which is better blondes or brunettes

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a womens magazine!

 

You have to look after datas cat spot for a week.

[starsinmyeyes 0]

I'm a doctor not a mortician!

 

You've been asked to talk to Morn at Quark's bar.

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor, not a mute.

 

youve been asked to sing at concert