I'm a Doctor not a......

[Captain Ericks 0]

I'm doctor, not a cheep stand in.

 

 

 

 

Your 5 year old neice wines that she didn't get what she wanted for Christmas

[cptwright 1]

im a doctor not santa

 

an aboriginee tribe wants you to perform a voodoo ritual

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

I'm A Doctor, Not A Witch Doctor. (Damn, That Was Lame <_< )

 

 

Your President Needs A Bag Of Pritzels

[Captain Ericks 0]

I'm a doctor, not a Damn grocery clerk

 

 

 

A med-student ask you for advice, on how to perform delicate surgurys

[cptwright 1]

im a dr not a teacher

 

 

your uncle asks you to fix his car

[Derro 0]

I'm a Doctor, not a Grease-monkey

 

Hannibal Lecter insists on having you over for dinner.

[LadyNarana 0]

I'm a doctor, not dinner.

 

 

You're asked to help serve tables at the Paramount commissary.

[Derro 0]

I'm a doctor, not a washed up, movie star wannabe.

 

<In the movies people who want to become actors and fail usually end up waiting tables>

 

You are called to a competency hearing.

[Captain Ericks 0]

I'm a doctor not a witless S.O.B

 

 

Your girlfriend asks you to buy her some tampons.

[8247 0]

This was an answer to Derro's question...someone beat me to it. :)

 

I'm a Doctor, not a member of the BCS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

as for the tampons..I'm a doctor...Dont you have a car?

 

You are asked to MC a kindergarten opera "talent show"

[Kyalia 0]

"I'm a doctor, not a... wait, how old?"

 

You're confronted by a raving psycho with a gun. He asks for your wallet/purse...

[Ace 0]

"I'm a Doctor, not an ATM!"

 

You're shushed for talking too loud in a library.

[trekzone 0]

I'm a doctor not *****SHH!**** ok...

 

 

you have been asked to write a thousand episode synopses for a website (thats what im doing right now!)

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not stupid!

 

You've been asked to help Tom Paris repair his car.

[Captain Ericks 0]

I'm a doctor not a greese monkey

 

 

 

Your asked to stay at home on New Years to usher in the 2004 with a made for TV movie about a man who travels to his brothers house in Wisconsin on a lawn mower.

[pittykitty 0]

I'm a doctor, not a lazy bum.

 

You've been asked to tutor a student with one of their classes.

[HOBSON1701 0]

I'M A DOCTOR NOT A TEACHER, I HAVE A LIFE

 

YOU'VE BEEN ASKED TO APPEAR ON THE SIMPSONS :)

[pittykitty 0]

I'm a doctor, not a cartoon character.

 

You been asked to captian a ship.

[HOBSON1701 0]

I'm a doctor, a healer of men, no a leader of men

 

you have been asked to take part in a fashion show

[Ace 0]

I'm a Dr., not a runway model.

 

You've been asked to repair a computer.

[pittykitty 0]

I'm a doctor, not a nerd.

 

You been asked to appear for a live chat on a website.

[icanreadyourmind 0]

I'm a doctor, not spock!

 

 

Crusher asks you out...

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

I'm a doctor not a customer

 

What type of series do you watch?

[Q stole my bike 0]

I'm a doctor, not a TV guide.

 

Q Stole My Bike gets drunk, and she starts to flirt with you...

[t'mir 0]

I'm a doctor, not a-shopping!

 

 

Whatever happened to disco?

[Q stole my bike 0]

I'm a doctor, not VH1's I love the 70's

 

Q Stole My Bike gets a panic attack

[t'mir 0]

I'm a doctor not a bottle or Prozac!

 

T'mir is sad because Nemesis doesn't like her...

[Q stole my bike 0]

I'm a doctor, not a therapist.

 

Q Stole My Bike wants you to help her get her bike back from Q

[Angela 1]

I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker

 

You've been asked to memorise a play by shakespeare in 4 hours

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

I'm a doctor no an playwright