I'm a Doctor not a......

[Abakai2003 0]

I'm a doctor not Mel Gibson ("Grab the cat")

 

You've been orderd to dress in womens cloaths

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm, a Dr. not a transvestite!

 

Spock is trying to start an argument over emotions...

[Abakai2003 0]

Damn it SpocK I'm a Doctor and a Human of cause I'm going to Argue!!!!!

 

you've been asked to give Quark the kiss of life

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a Dr but he's he's dead Jim!

 

A female crewmember calls at 3 in the morning complaining of a sore throat.. (last of these I'm doing...)

[Kyalia 0]

I'm a doctor, not an insomniac!

 

A Tribble is found on the bridge... just one tribble...

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor not a... (the ground starts rising with tribbles) oh no.

 

You've been asked to oversee a new experimental ship's production.

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor not a ..... wait, that'd be really cool! The doctor-class!

 

Youve been asked to watch Solaris (the movie - boring and slow)

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a cardboard cut-out! Hey wait a second...

 

You've been asked to infultrate the romulan empire as a spy.

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor not a.....sign me up!!!!

 

You've been asked to destroy the Klingon base

[Kyalia 0]

I'm a doctor, not George Bush!

 

(Yes, I do like Klingons... bear with me here...)

 

You've discovered that you're really in the Matrix.

[Delta 0]

I'm a doctor not Keanu Reeves

 

 

You just found out you have been chosen to star in an episode of Stargate.

[Kyalia 0]

I'm a doctor, but I'm not camera-shy!

 

You're given a live turkey for Christmas...

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor, not a cook..

 

youve been asked to design a website.

[Captain Bolivar 0]

I'm a doctor, not a website designer and anyone named Trekzone.

 

You are asked for money after "relations"... no, that wouldn't be an appropriate one... hmmm.

 

You are asked by a police officer to spread em'...

[trekzone 0]

Im a doctor not a .... BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!

 

youve asked to review a Star Trek fan fiction episode...

[Captain Bolivar 0]

I'm a doctor... and frankly I cannot review your fan fic because if I do I will say something so terrible you will die of a heart attack... and as a doctor that would go against the hippocratic oath and besdies I'm.... not a critic!

 

Just kidding Trekzone... that was just for fun! Go Poseidon!

 

 

next: I ask you to heal my wound! (bet you didn't expect that)

 

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a, wait, ok sit on the bed.

 

You've been asked to hunt down a terrorist.

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor not the U.S.es military....

 

youve been asked to write a cheque to your auntie

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a bank.

 

You've been asked to resign.

[Takara_Soong 4]

I'm a doctor, not a quitter!

 

You've been asked to create the best Star Trek message board on the net.

[Gotabite 0]

I'm a Doctor not VaBeachGuy! :biggrin:

You've been asked out on a blind date..............

[Takara_Soong 4]

I'm a doctor, not desperate...wait, maybe I am desperate...what's your friend look like?

 

 

You've been asked to review William Shatner's latest album.

[8247 0]

I'm a doctor! Not a POW!

 

The Doctor asks you to marry him.

[trekzone 0]

Im a doctor, not gay!!!

 

youve been asked to pirate soem software

[TheDoctor 0]

I am sorry because I am a doctor and I do not ingage in the pirating and/or distribution of illegal pirated software. copying of copyrighted software is illegal. State and federal laws forbid this and is punishable by imprisonment and monetary fine. Also, (cop walks away) Come with me.

 

You've been asked to go skydiving.

[Takara_Soong 4]

I'm a doctor, not a bird.

 

you are asked to dig a latrine

[Derro 0]

I'm a doctor, not a Sanitation Worker

 

Data asks you to look after his pet cat spot while he's gone.

[Takara_Soong 4]

I'm a doctor, not a vet. However I will be happy to treat the fool who agrees.

 

You are asked to volunteer by Worf to assist him in demonstrating some Klingon martial arts moves

[Lubak10 0]

I'm a doctor not a punching bag!

 

your best friend asks you to help him pick out a christmas gift for his girlfriend.

[Rob 0]

I'm a Doctor, not Santa Claus.

 

Your Captain asks you if you can house sit while he is visiting his sister.