I'm a Doctor not a......

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a singer!

 

You've been asked to fly a shuttle with a kilogram of matter and a kilogram of antimatter into a borg cube.

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor, not a hologram

(hey would that work)

 

youve been asked to record names of the crew

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a roll call!

 

You've been asked to join an away team beaming down to a planet and not let a red shirt get killed.

[Gotabite 0]

I'm a Doctor not a Magician!!!!

 

Seven of Nine is having a "bad hair day" and asks you for "hair tips?"

[adm. stickler 0]

"i'm a human doctor not a borg fixer"

 

You've been told you have to prevent a warp core breech in 30 seconds

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a Dr not a Q!

 

Hoshi has requested a counseling session with you...

[starsinmyeyes 0]

I'm a doctor not Deanna Troi!

 

You are required to run only in emergencies to save the ship's power.

[A l t e r E g o 9]

:blink:

 

I'm a Dr. not a Hologram!

 

Due to a Transporter malfunction, you've been told you will need to spend the night on an alien world..

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor not a camper....

 

youve been asked to burn a CD of content

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not an early 21st century computer!

 

You've been asked to beam down to a planet and help the inhabitants collect some apples from an orchard.

 

NOTE: I was eating an apple the time I was typing this. :blink:

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor not an apple picker.

 

you've been asked to play NFL

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a professional athlete!

 

Someone wants you to cook Christmas dinner.

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor not a cook for 12.

 

youve been told to ask a girl out.

[Delta 0]

I'm a Doctor not a match maker.

 

 

You have been told to put up the christmas decorations..... :hat:

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor not a christmas decoration putter uperer person.

 

Youve been asked to say hello to a new crewmember

[Indy 8]

I'm a doctor, not the welcome wagon.

 

 

You've been asked to change a diaper.

[Abakai2003 0]

I'm a Doctor not your mom (You should be too old to ware them any way)

 

You have been assimilated by the Borg

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a drone!

 

The Klingons want you to become the head of a powerful Klingon house.

[Theunicornhunter 2]

I'm a doctor not a patriarch.

 

you've been asked to treat a cloaked Klingon.

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not an estimater!

 

A Vulcan wants to marry you

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a, would that really be logical?

 

You've been asked to perform half time at the superbowl.

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a........... actually....... that could be really cool! Count me in!

 

You have been drafted to play hockey for Team Canada in the Olympics.

[TheDoctor 0]

Good thing I'm a doctor.

 

You've been asked to guest appear as the weather man on the local news while the regular weather man is sick.

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a meteorologist!

 

NASA wants you for a mission

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a, how much does it pay? B)

 

You've been offered your own starship as captain.

[removed 0]

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not you!

 

You've been offered a job to be the leader of a planet that you must colonize.

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a... stuff this! I get to rule a planet! Hahahaha!!!

 

You've been asked to clean out some sewerage pipes.

[Theunicornhunter 2]

I'm a doctor not a sanitation engineer

 

you've been asked to give Worf dancing lessons

[trekzone 0]

im a doctor, not a miricle worker

 

you've been asked to destroy a star

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a Dr. not a trilithum device!

 

You have found a bomb in sickbay..