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  3. Posted · Edited by fenriz275

    ~ The Buzzing Star ~

     

    While everyone on board the Elusive was sleeping following the evenings earlier events, Fenriz crept out of his cabin and up the rises to the deck. The moon seemed especially large in this part of the world and cast it's light on the ship. Fenriz could hear the drunken singing of the two sailors who were supposed to be on watch coming from behind at the aft of the ship. Confident they were unconcerned with their duty Fenriz crept back down below deck and quietly opened the door to Worf's cabin, peering through the small crack in the doorway he checked to see if the Klingon was asleep, smiling deviously he saw Worf was sound asleep and holding what appeared to be a badly worn teddybear. Creeping into the tiny room he grabbed the boots at the foot of the Klingon's berth and left the cabin, quietly closing the door behind him. Climbing the rises Fenriz went above deck to meet his co-conspirator.

    With the nightwatch still singing away in their drunken stupor Fenriz quietly tiptoed to the fore of the ship where Thomas, one of the powder monkeys was waiting for him. " Evening Mr Fenriz, Sir. " whispered the boy in his squeaky voice. " Tom, do have what I asked you for? " replied Fenriz. " That I do Sir. " answered Tom pulling a pail out from behind him. In the pail were several days worth of foul smelling and rotting fish entrails. Wincing at the disgusting odor, Fenriz grinned at the lad and reached into his pocket, producing a silver dollar he gave put it in the boy's waiting palm and patted him on the shoulder. "Good work lad, now off to bed with you." said Fenriz and Thomas quietly scrambled to the rises and disappeared below deck. Fenriz lifted the pail with one hand while holding his nose with the other and chuckling to himself he filled the Klingon's large boots halfway with the putrid contents of the pail. Tossing the rest overboard he stops when he hears a faint buzzing sound coming from somewhere overhead.

    Looking into the night Fenriz thinks that he can see a faint star overhead that appears to be moving slowly across the sky. The buzzing sound seems to grow louder but then fade on the wind. Straining to see the distant light Fenriz is startled when he hears the inebriated laughter of the two sailors on watch drawing near him. Stepping into the shadows behind one of the main masts of the Elusive he watches as two sailors, Snader and another called Crunch, stumble towards him. Leaning on each other Crunch holds a bottle of rum which he swings around him in the air as they sing some off color sea shanty, in between verses they take swallows from the bottle and Snader gnaws at the over cooked leg of some kind of bird. Fenriz is certain they will discover him when they turn and make their unsteady way back down the deck. Relieved he again peers into the dark sky but the star is gone along with the strange noise, shrugging to himself Fenriz picks up the Klingons fishgut filled boots and quickly sneaks to the rises and makes his way below deck. Quietly opening the door to Worf's cabin he returns the boots to their spot and returns to his cabin, laying down in his billet for the night he smiles mischievously. " That will teach that big oaf to soak my boots while he watches monkeys kick my arse." Fenriz thinks to himself as he drifts off to sleep, holding his pistol, just in case.

  4. Posted

    Slad - A salad that has gone south and usually a few days from being declared compost. A good slad is room temperature on the outside and warm and gooey on the inside. The best way to eat a slad is to hold it down with a fork and slurp it like spaghetti and the best slads also twitch and make noises. Slads make their own dressing which is on the bottom of whatever container they're in, just spoon it up and over top of your slad. A slad goes excellent with a tuna slad snadwich.

     

    Add Slad - a really bad commercial, usually locally made and often advertising something sold by a guy who calls himself "Crazy" soandso.

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    You mean people can actually GO places during the summer? :laugh:

     

    Just like almost every other year, I stay home and take care of the yard, etc, but this summer I'm also taking a class. I haven't been on a summer vacation in years. :clap:

    Sounds like you know how to enjoy the summers almost a much as I do. Go to work, come home, go to work, rinse, lather, repeat. :laugh: