fenriz275

Confessions of a Dangerous Spammer

who exactly are you talking about? :(

This happens to me all of the time, My Sweetie even gives me topics to post and I forget them, or I screw up the title. :( Somewhere there's an island where all of the threads that never were go, it's near the island of misfit toys I'll bet.

USS Intrepid

NCC-45109

This thread is making me look really bad isn't it? :( Well I bought the dog food and I'll eat it, by God!

stardate 456 pickupsticks

Stepping back onto the bridge I found QSMB and Jeanway arguing over who was Captain. Strange, I thought WAB was Captain. Losing interest I attempted to find Soprano reruns on the viewscreen but this ship only has basic cable. I wonder if the Romulan Imperial Navy has HBO?

fenriz out.

It's just about spot on except for Wesley. I'm NOT like Wesley.

It could be worse, I'm like either a hologram or a dead guy.

...you have the Star Wars episode III on dvd and it stars Jar Jar Binks singing 2 1/2 hours worth of showtunes while wearing a slinky red dress.

I wish that I could figure out what that stardate stuff means exactly...

Here's my results :(

Myers-Briggs would say that you are an ISFP (Introvert, Sensor, Feeler, Perceiver). In Star Trek language, you share a basic personality configuration with Bareil and The Doctor.

 

 

 

People like you are a complex blend of empathetic and realistic. You're kind, thoughtful and affectionate with those you know well, though strangers may find you reserved. When you're comfortable, you can be quite humble and gentle with others. When threatened, you tend to shut down. You adapt well to the needs of others without compromising yourself, achieving peace and usefulness with your environment. You're very down-to-earth.

 

You're faithful, but highly sensitive to criticism. You get your feelings hurt easily. You like to help others in practical ways and dislike confrontations.

 

If you're a strong introvert, you tend to be quiet and soft-spoken. If you're more extroverted, you may over-compensate for shyness.

 

Your primary goal in life is feeling peaceful and harmonious with the people and places that matter most to you. Your reward is to be accepted and loved just the way you are.

 

Good careers for your type include primary care physician, interior designer, massage therapist, chef, and alcohol and drug addiction counselor.

stardate 123456 5/8

personal log.

After wrestling the last slice of pizza away from nik, I wandered over to the turbolift, mistaking it for a restroom. After spending several minutes standing there with a dumb look on my face I made my way to the Captain's ready room and watered the potted Bajoran fern by the desk, and then returned to the bridge. They really need to label the toilets better on these starships.

fenriz out.

Replace the LCARS system with an etch and sketch.

Replace the turbolifts...

I lost the list. :(

Relax, we'll get someone else to take care of that, it's not your job.

Sure I'd love to work late, just make sure you shove this pencil in my eye before you go home early.

from the phone company:

You're right. We did overcharge you. :(

I hate it

 

I don't like movies which promote which craft to children. :(

Please tell me you aren't serious.

USS Leeds

NCC-42111

What about an option for those of us who have been living in a cave and all we know about Harry Potter is his name is Harry Potter not hairy potter. :(

...people see that liberals are evil when they all become Republicans. <_<

I wish that the amount of socks I have would always remain an even number...

Why yes officer I was speeding, guess it's a good thing you saw me when you did huh?

I'm going to the bathroom, can I get you some more coffee?

The title says it all, here's a few.

Sure go ahead, take a nap, I'll wake you in a few hours.

Don't worry, we'll finish that tomorrow.

Hey these phones are for personal calls only.

That's ok, I'll clock you in, you sleep in today.

I really want to hear your opinion.

Attention shoppers. Has anyone seen my pants?

You know officer, now that I've gotten out of my car I think that uniform makes you look fat.

Replaced the shuttle craft with a coal burning pogo stick.

Replace the warpcore...

...you always remember which forum to put your new threads in but no one stays on topic so it doesn't matter.

I wish that gasoline was back under $2.00 a gallon.... <_<