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    My favorite fast food used to be a Santa Fe style steak gordita from Taco Bell, but since they no longer have Santa Fe style anything I'd say their Grilled Stuffed Burrito, even though it does sit in my stomach like a cholesterol bomb, or White Castle sliders. :dude:

  7. Posted · Edited by fenriz275

    ~Klingon Detox~

     

    The company consisting of Hangon, Fenriz, Riker, Worf, Crunch, and Snader found the captain of the Batavia in his cabin, roaring drunk he was stumbling around the room attempting to dance and singing something in Dutch. Rushing into the room first Fenriz tackled ILikeSeven and everyone else piled on top, the Dutch captain resisted with all of his drunken might, kicking and screaming as he was subdued. While he was held down the bottle of rum was pried away and the Dutchman was carried out of the cabin towards the rises. Seeming to either accept his fate or having passed out he went limp and the party carried him up to the deck. Suddenly ILikeSeven went rigid and kicked out savagely, his boot catching Fenriz hard in the crotch. Gasping and clutching himself in pain Fenriz stumbled backwards and fell down the rises, landing hard on the deck below. "AHHH! Muh tethtucles." cried Fenriz, writhing in pain he was helped to his feet by Crunch, who had been taking the opportunity to secure the liquor supply of the Batavia's captain. "I don't suppose that Dutchman 'll be need'n this Sir." said Crunch who showed Fenriz a bottle of rum he had tucked under his shirt. Hobbling up the rises Fenriz followed the group as they hauled a once again complacent ILikeSeven down to Worf's cabin and dropped him on the deck. Snader bound his hands and feet as ILikeSeven fell asleep and began snoring loudly.

    "Now, for the doctor." declared Riker. Leaving Lt. Hangon to stand guard over his captain, every sailor on the Elusive went off in search of Doc Niel. Scouring the ship, it was some time before anyone could find the doctor until Thomas and Pip discovered him addled by laudanum and slumped against some crates in the hold. Bending down to examine him Crunch looked into his glassy, bloodshot eyes. "He's well out of it, that's for sure, let's take him to Worf boys." Crunch declares. Hobbling into the hold after everyone else, Fenriz arrives in time to see Crunch and Snader hoist the debilitated doctor up while Pip and Thomas take advantage and pick the man's pockets. Frail and gaunt the two sailors have little trouble lifting the Doctor "He hardly has any meat on his bones." remarks Snader. "Reckon he's not been keeping much food down, nothing but the opium keepin' him goin'."agrees Crunch. Limping along behind as fast as he could and wincing with each step, Fenriz tries to ignore the pain in his groin as well as his sore jaw and tongue. Reaching Worf's cabin the doctor rears up and turns around and vomits all over the front of Fenriz's shirt. The doctor goes limp once more and Crunch and Snader lay him down in the sling. Fenriz stands at the doorway looking down at the foul mess now covering him "You Somovabeeth, um gunna keel you!" Fenriz reaches for his pistol but is grabbed by Crunch and Snader and pulled away. Worf shuts the door after them and turns to tend to his patients, the rest of the group disbands and returns to their duties.

    After he's deprived of his weapons Fenriz hurls a few unintelligible insults at the two inebriated men with Worf and walks off limping. Joining him as he climbs the rises are Pip and Thomas "Don't feel too bad Sir."offers Pip. "Yeah Sir, don't feel too bad, they'll be in worse shape then you before the day's over."adds Thomas. Not feeling any better Fenriz grumbles to himself. Reaching the deck Pip tugs on Fenriz's sleeve who looks down at the boy. Pip reaches into his shirt and pulls out a leather purse. "Here you go Sir, this might make you feel better." says Pip handing the jingling bag to Fenriz. "It's the Doc's but I don't think he'll miss it none Sir, not for a few days anyway." Fenriz watches as the two powder monkeys scamper off in search of a new scheme while Fenriz counts his new found wealth. Screams and an angry Klingon voice can be heard coming from below deck, Fenriz smiles.

  8. Posted

    I'm still getting used to having colors other than green and black on my money. :dude: I'd prefer that they'd leave the faces on the money as they are. They should introduce a new denomination if they want to slap Reagan's face on one, where's the love for U.S. Grant and Alexander Hamilton, let's not just put 'em out to pasture. They still spend real good, too good in my case. :dude:

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    I love a good funny movie, something that has me laughing so hard I can't hardly breath. Some of my favorites are Kentucky Fried movie, Amazon Women on the Moon, all of Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies, the Austin Powers movies, Caddyshack, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. These are just a few off the top of my head. What's everyone's favorite funny movies? :P

  15. Posted · Edited by fenriz275

    I have MSN but it's a real pain for me. For some reason it decides to randomly reset itself every once in a while and I have to re-enter all of my information. Considering that I hardly ever use it I'm trying to figure out exactly why I bother. :P

     

    I'm talking about the Windows Messenger or the MSN Messenger or whatever it's called, I think that's what Jeanway's talking about too.

  16. Posted · Edited by fenriz275

    ~A Night's Work~

     

    Night falls over the Elusive and the three ships traveling with her. Lashed together during the night the three ships and the exotic fourth float silently on the calm ocean. Only the night watch of the ships are awake. As he makes his way above deck Fenriz notes that the crew of the Elusive is trying to get what sleep they can. Having had something on his mind for some time he decides tonight would be a good time to try to accomplish this one task. Walking across the plank that leads to the Batavia, Fenriz goes in search of the officer on watch. Finding a smartly dressed young man at the aft of the ship Fenriz guesses him to be the one and prays he speaks some English. "Escoose me, can I sthee you blathsmiff?" Fenriz asks, his swollen tongue and mouth making the words almost unintelligible to anyone even if they do speak English. The officer just stares at him, completely baffled by this battered and bruised man standing in front of him. Frustrated Fenriz tries again "Blathsmiff? You haff a blathsmiff?" Growing desperate Fenriz begins to pantomime someone working at a forge, the officer thinking this man before him is probably drunk calls over a few sailors and they stand around Fenriz as he continues his performance. By now the sailors gathered around him were laughing at the spectacle he was causing, thinking him drunk or crazy or both. Fed up with this Fenriz stops and shouts at them "Um nod crawy dammud, I need you blathsmiff. BLATHSMIFF!!!" Now the sailors on the Batavia clearly suspect Fenriz is insane and begin to move away from him when one of them steps up and speaks quietly to the young officer. "Ahhh." the man says as apparently the sailor next to him somehow understood Fenriz. The young man motions towards Fenriz, says something to the sailor, and then walks away. The rest of the crew walks off while one of them leads him down the rises to a room below deck, where a man is hunched over a small furnace, hammering a piece of raw metal, beating it into shape. Shouting over the racket Fenriz's guide gets the attention of the smith, then leaves the two of them alone.

    Wiping his hands on a dirty rag, the man extends his hand to Fenriz who returns the gesture. Smiling broadly the man gets down to business "I Quentin, I help you?" Understanding the man's heavily accented English Fenriz attempts to explain his request. "I wan you to mafe me doo wings." Seeing a puzzled look on the smith's face Fenriz tries again "Wings, wings lie dis." Fenriz points to his fingers "Wings, doo wings." Quentin does his best to understand Fenriz, putting his hands to his side he begins to flap his arms and caw like a crow "Haha, you want wings, yes." Groaning Fenriz stops him "No dammud, WINGS! Nod wings." Shaking his head, exasperated Fenriz slaps himself in the forehead when he looks over at the workbench in the corner of the room, waving the man over to the table, Fenriz grabs a scrap of paper and a quill from an ink bottle at hand and draws two rings. Handing it to Quentin, the man laughs when he finally understands "I see, two rings, easy." Sighing in relief, Fenriz pulls two gold doubloons from inside of his shirt, nearly three hundred years old, they are heirlooms passed down from his great-great-great grandfather, who served on an English privateer. Handed down from generation to generation Fenriz offers them to the smith who inspects them. "Ha, good metal, will shape easily." Pulling a heavy purse of coins from his belt, Fenriz plops it down on the table as payment. Picking up the purse the man inspects it's contents and then laughs. "Good, can do it all tonight but you help, work furnace." Nodding his head in agreement Fenriz takes off his shirt.

    With the morning sun barely below the horizon Fenriz makes his way back across the plank between the two ships to the Elusive. The two rings tucked away inside of his shirt he smiles, wondering exactly when he could present Jeanway's ring to her. Lost in his thoughts Fenriz descends the rises on his way to his cabin when he walks right into Worf. Exhausted from the night's work Fenriz trys to move past the Klingon who moves to block his way. "Late night?" Worf asks. Nodding Fenriz looks at Worf who is smiling at him. "Very well get some sleep my friend.' Worf replies and pats Fenriz on the shoulder as he walks by. Closing the door to his cabin Fenriz collapses in his sling and is asleep in seconds.

  17. Posted

    When the shots from the French corvettes came screaming towards the Elusive, all heads turned to see where they had come from. Jeanway sprang into action and ordered the crew to their stations, Fenriz made his way through the sailors rushing about the deck trying to get a better view of the French vessels when he tripped over a loose rope on the deck and tumbled backwards down the rises, cursing as he rolled. Coming to a rest against a wall at the bottom of the rises Fenriz was pulled to his feet by Worf. "dammud, I bid muh tong." Fenriz complained. Laughing Worf pushed him back up the rises to the deck in time to see the French ships turn away from the Elusive. Fenriz looked at Jeanway and asked "Wad I mith?" Jeanway smiled at him and took his arm "Give your mouth a rest Love, no one can understand you." Standing together at the balustrade they watched the French ships disappear into the mist, heading away from the Elusive.

  18. Posted

    Haven't seen it but plan to on DVD when released. I'm waiting for DVD based ona review I heard of it just being noisy nonsense. I do wanna give it a shot but not at $8 a pop.

    I'm with you AE, there aren't many movies I'd pay $8 to see along with noisy kids, cell phones, stale popcorn, and watered down soda. Not my idea of a good time, plus at home I don't have to wear any pants, try that at the movies they say no shirt, no shoes, no service but apparently the pants part is implied. :P :P

  19. Posted · Edited by fenriz275

    Giving up on the moldy bread Fenriz tosses it to the small rat that was robbed of the orange earlier then pushes the bench he's sitting on away from the table. Suddenly the ship turns sharply and Fenriz losses his balance and falls backwards, landing on his sore back with a thud he grimaces in pain. "Blody hell." he grumbles, his face aching. Getting to his feet he hears Jeanway calling for him, the sound of her voice putting a spring in his step he bounds up the rises. On the deck Jeanway is standing at the balustrade, walking over to her side Fenriz notices the strange ship from Borabora which is now alongside the Elusive. Standing on the deck of the vessel is a familiar figure, when he speaks Fenriz's mouth hangs open in shock, looking at Jeanway and back he exclaims "Hoey Shyffe! Dat's nik and he can tawk."

  20. Posted

    ~Pip and a Swollen Mouth~

     

    Fenriz sits in the officers mess attempting to eat an orange, his jaw swollen from the other day's brawl with Headborg, the juice stings his mouth. Growing frustrated he throws the orange to the floor, it rolls to a corner and is grabbed quickly by a small rat who is bullied into giving it up by a large rat who scampers away with it's prize. Fenriz watches this, sullenly chewing on a moldy piece of bread which tastes terrible but doesn't sting his mouth. Bounding into the mess with more enthusiasm then is good for him comes the powder monkey Pip, who plops himself down beside Fenriz. "How are you today Sir? The doctor fix you up good?" asks the boy who begins emptying his pockets on the table in front of them. "Vat dam doftow doevn't know wha hev's doin, bettew off wif Wof." Fenriz grumbles, even his tongue was sore now. "Maybe so Sir, maybe so. Anyway it was a good scuffle you had with the Bonaventure's cap'n Sir." replies Pip, counting coins as he spoke. Looking sideways at the boy Fenriz asks him, "You bef on my fihht?" Not even looking up at the man the boys continues counting "Of course Sir, and I did rather well, thank you Sir." Curious Fenriz looks at the rather large pile of coins on the table "How muv?" Smiling at his own cleverness Pip looks up at him "Twenty-six dollars Sir." Suspicious of the little bandit Fenriz presses him " You get that all fom beddin?" With that question the powder monkey squirms uncomfortably while Fenriz just looks down at him. Finally the boy relents "Oh alright sir, alright. I picked a few pockets while the crew was watching the fight, honest thieving sir." Shaking his head at the powder monkey's audaciousness, a thought suddenly occurs to Fenriz. "Did you pift my poffets?" Not getting an answer Fenriz continues to stare at him, relenting the Pip confesses "I was just holding it for you Sir." offers the little thief he returns some of the money to Fenriz adding, "Someone had to watch it for you Sir, bunch of thieves on this ship Sir." Getting up from the table scoops his loot up and tucks it away inside of his shirt. "Did you pift Hedbor's poffets too?" Looking up at him, Pip looks Fenriz straight in the eye and winks. Fenriz laughs and then curses as it sends pain through his aching jaw. "Dam doftow, bloovy qwak."

  22. Posted

    well stupid people post stupid things on stupid posts...

     

    Ok That was Stupid!

    Are you to trying to start a fight tina? I mean enough is enough already, if you can't get along with someone on this site that doesn't mean you have to respond to everyone one of their posts and try to hijack their threads, that's rather petty imo. :P

  24. Posted

    I've been known to rent a movie and watch it all the way through without falling asleep, return it, and several months later rent it again and watch about half of it before it hits me " Hey, wait a minute. I believe I've seen this before." :(

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    Yes, do you think that's stupid? I don't.  :( I even sit and watch the sunrise.

    I love watching the sunrise but it's a pain that the sunrise has to happen at dawn, too bad it can't be moved back to like noonish or something.

     

    Anyway, back on topic I know all about stupid, like taking a drink out of a glass but you're too over eager and it runs all down your chin and shirt, then wipe yourself off, and then do it again right away. That'll make you feel real stupid. :tear: