fenriz275

I'll send telemarketers up the river into the jungle where Marlon Brando and his Montanyard army chase them with pointy sticks, down the drain with the mystery condiment found in my fridge, over the falls to all very annoying local commercials where the spokesman's idea of salesmanship is to scream at you until you bleed from the ears or buy new kitchen cabinets.

Licking it is not a good way to test if an electrical wire is hot.

Batteries are a poor substitute for chewing gum.

Even if you have a red cape , you're not Superman and you won't fly if you jump off the roof of your house.

Beware of Dog means Beware of dog, not see dog, hit dog with stick, run away screaming with dog close behind.

I'd be happy to distract security while you load this computer into your car.

USS Phoenix

NAR-25820

Nick Fury

Apu

I love that movie myself, the only part that I didn't care for was the dance scene with John Travolta and Uma Thurman. I would really like to know what's glowing inside of that case they carry around. :unsure:

I'd send the con-artist ridden phone company up the river, the bank that's constantly trying to rip me off I'd flush down the drain after I ate a lot of fruit that day :lol:, and I'd push my heap of a car over the falls (let's see you check engine soon now you piece of crap )

Hey, I feel better :unsure:

Stimpy

:unsure: I grumble a lot. Especially when I'm at work, usually just a bunch of incoherent words and nicknames I've made up for various co-workers. Sometimes I rant to myself, that always makes me feel better. One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, for some reason saying that to myself makes me laugh and feel a little better.

Yes I too love the smileys :unsure: More smileys to the masses.

Terrax

(the) Red Skull

Linus

USS Aries

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I found this while looking around online for something completely unrelated. I thought it was pretty funny so I thought I'd share.

the link

I think this will help everyone decide in this election year. :unsure:

Elmer Fudd

I think it's pretty cool but way over priced. If a person had some know-how, and some time, and the tools, and a spare room in their house, hmm.... :unsure:

Longshot

Thundar the Barbarian

Orion

USS Venture

NGL-12535

Nightcrawler

Thanos

someone cue the scary music, da da dahhhhh!

USS Stargazer

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