fenriz275

This thread reminds me of the time I went into a NaturalWonders store and had the clerk search the stockroom for Kryptonite. Very funny thread.

I know no one is going to like this but I have a feeling in my gut that either Trip or Reed won't make it to next season. Maybe both, not sure where this comes from just a feeling.

This episode of Enterprise gets the first 10 from me ever for Enterprise. What a cliffhanger ending, I can't hardly wait for next week. This season is going out with a bang!

Worf - walk the plank ye Klingon dog, to the sharks with ye, if they can stomach the likes o' ye

nik - gits yer scurvy hide to polishin' that breastplate o' yers, I wants to see me face grinnin' back at me

ILikeSeven - rum for ye, ye sorry sea dog. Gittin' spit back by a sea serpent be a heap o' rejection on yer hide so drown ye sorrows bucko. Course ye go back into brig come dawn with the Klingon if the fishes spit him back as well

EnsignRo - ye gits to polish all the cannonballs on the ship cause we wants em to sparkle when they send some sorry louts to the bottom o' the deep

RikerChick - ye gits to whip this sorry crew inta shape, lazy bunch o' lubbers, keeps a close eye on that shifty Ro, she be eye'n the Capn's she I'll wager

Tina - more rum for ye! ye cant's shoot back none too straight if'n ye be 3 sheets to tha wind.

Here be yer choices ye sorry excuses for black hearted heathens:

Cap'n Hook

Cap'n Blood

Cap'n Crunch

Piece and Love, Meg Lee Chen.

I forgot I had this cd, I need to dig through my stacks more often.

The captain of the late ship Periwinkle watches the golden haired captain of the Enterprise pour over charts throughout the night. Curiousity stirs in him, is she searching for some hidden island? A vast treasure from some long dead pirate king to be discovered? His piratical heart stirs at the thought of such a prize but he finds his attention fixed on his captor. He watches her while the hulking brute of a Klingon she keeps for a bodyguard glares at him throughout the night. Shortly before dawn both the captain of the Enterprise and her bodyguard fall asleep and former captain Fenriz walks quietly over to the sleeping figure on the floor surrounded by scrolls and charts. After casting a glance at the jewel encrusted parchment under her hand he tosses a small blanket over her and quietly leaves the cabin. Heading above deck Fenriz finds his thoughts on the captain of the Enterprise and the island she hunts for, " If only I can get rid of that damned Klingon..." he thinks to himself.

I be thinkin' o' changin' the name o' me pink marshmallow Man O' War. Vote ye dogs! Or it's to the sharks with ye!

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Yes, I've gone completely insane, enjoy the ride folks .

Holy Crap, I never thought Smurfs would get everyone this bummed out.

Beatrix Kiddo (Black Mamba)

You're the Bride! Strong and determined, you can do anything once you set your mind to it. You long for vengeance and for a happy ending, and will do anything to achieve them.

Cool! There ya go bysty, maybe that'll get this thread going.

Which Smurf are you, take the test and finally put an end to the eternal question.

The Smurf Test

Who else would start this thread by the way?

Hangon gets to swab the deck, I wanna see it shine bucko, and none o' that it's wood it can't shine. Swab ye scurvy dog ye!

V Seven gets to polish me treasure, cause a Capn' likes his loot shiny.

Capn. Jean-Luc Picard dances a jig on the end o' the plank fer the amusement of the crew, dance me bucko, DANCE! Or it's into the drink for ye.

So says the Cap'n of the S.S. Perwinkle, smurfingest ship o' cutsmurfs on the high seas. ARRR!!!

Don't git yer draws in a mess here be yer belated choices,

Larry

Curly

Mo

and fer good measure...Shemp

Slap a redshirt on Wes and send him on an away mission with Kirk, problem solved.

I haven't met a pizza topping I didn't like yet, but if I have a favorite it's Italian sausage, mushrooms, and lots of black olives.

I admit, I'm the diet joke of eevil. Well at least me and Scott can keep each other company.

I think it means that rather than admitting that someone there was a slackjawed twit incapable of doing the job of a semi-trained chimp, they feign poor memory.

Now that you mention it some of these threads are kinda like the blob absorbing everything in there path while growing larger and more ravenous until Steve McQueen steps in, or at least Kevin Dillon and shoves it off the plank and into the briny deep. Hows that for bandwagonin'.

Uhura gets my vote.

I voted for MASH, I really thought that they ended the series with an excellent episode. Newhart also had one of the best series finales as well, but it's MASH as my favorite.

I'm so sorry, I knew she was sick but I was hoping she'd be ok.

Make them take sensitivity training and then knits sweaters for every Romulan alive

Make them dance a jig on the deck for the enjoyment of the crew

:unsure: Make them walk the plank because they're about as interesting as a sack of dead fish in the first place

a Munchkin

an Oompa Loompa

Harrison Ford on a unicycle

Sienfeld for me hands down, I just couldn't bring myself to care about Friends after they booted Marcel.

UhOh, the wheels in my twisted little brain are turning....

Well I just ask myself what other shows does UPN have exactly that anyone has heard of much less watched? Enterprise's ratings may not be good compared to the other networks' shows but for UPN they're a blessing.

I actually have a theory that all the abductions and probings and crop circles are ET's version of frat boy pranks, they get all liquored up at some kegger and than some one says "Hey, lets take the saucer and go probe some human" and the other aliens go "Yeah, WOO! WOO! WOO! " Next thing you know you've been probed.

I noticed in the article that they were going to look at plants in Europe for evidence of co-evolution with hummingbirds. Wouldn't the abscence of of hummingbirds answer that question? I never knew that here were no hummingbirds in Europe btw. I've spent hours watching them buzz around the feeder.