BlueCrystal
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I've been dressing like Barbie for years. You seen the W.W.J.D. (what would Jesus do) bumper stickers well I have a W.W.B.W. (what would Barbie wear) sticker. It started years ago when I got my *grow up* Skipper. Do you remember that dolly? You had to twisted her arm and boobies popped out...sadly mine broke and she had to wear Barbie's clothes because her boobies wouldn't retract. I felt similiar to Skipper and liked some of Barbies fashions but not the hippie styles.
Speaking of Barbie aren't you glad she finally dumped that loser Ken. He's definitely a hair dresser.
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Some of us are born that way and can't help it. Vampires are not all evil like the stories that people have been told, we're just like everyone else only made a little different and maybe not loved as much by God but still he allows us to be among his own fold. <---- Where's my fangs?!?!!
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Captain Archer is replaced by Captain Kangaroo (when he was alive that is.)
Replace Soto's ability with languages with another gift...
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The jealousy of a husband after almost 16 years of marriage. This morning my husband sent me a page asking where I was at around 2:00 in the morning. He said he called the house and I didn't answer the phone so he wanted to know, 'Who, where, when, and why?' The answer is that I was asleep after taking my pain pills and I took just alittle too much and I was out for the count.
With my husband away so much doing the over the roading bit I didn't think he cared where I went or what I did as long as I was home Sunday to be with him.
It's nice to know I'm loved and can still set his heart racing when he's hundreds of miles away. :blink:
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I know, I know!!! Let's make it clothing optional. :blink: -
Viewscreen is replaced by a movie screen during intermission with dancing treats going across it and the song ~Lets all go the lobby to get ourselves a treat~ playing.
(We have a old drive in our in the middle of a country road here and they still play that at breaks between movies.)
Replace the ship's engines.
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Neelix is replaced by FedX, when it positively has to be there. Even if its a feline type humanoid with a hairball problem.
Replace Trip's Embryo
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Yes, I still have mine. My husband bought it for me for a birthday present short after I married him. As I am several years younger than him, and was a innocent thing when I married him, he thought I'd like the gameboy. He also bought me many games to play on it. Upon occassion I still play Scrabble on it. It was one of the best gifts I received. The husband is such a kind man. :P
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The same man that played Lurch in the original Addams Family also played the part of Thing.
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Studies have shown the shorter you are the more fertile you are :(So that's the reason my sister and I are sterile, we're both over 5'5" and it's not the Endometriosis. This fact just made party history and I'll share it with her at her birthday party next weekend. LOL
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The Universal Translator is replaced by a Babel Fish.
Replace the Transporter
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My boring fact of the day is that cucumbers and watermelon are related and if you plant them too closely to together the watermelon will turn out to be one gaint cucumber.
So what's your boring fact that is garrantee to make you the life of any party. :(
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The ship's hull is replaced by the *unsinkable* hull of the Titanic.
Replace the captain's bridge chair.
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:( Jeanway if this the worst he's done, your lucky. My husband brought home a son. As you may or may not know I married a man I knew nothing about on a dare. (It's was on the Stupidest things you ever done post.) Anyway, I heard a knock on the door to our apartment one day and found a little boy waiting at the door. At that point I met my husband's ex-wife, she said her current husband didn't want the boy and handed me his clothes in a trash bag. She had arranged to drop the boy off earlier with my husband Daniel but Dan failed to mention the delivery of a child to me.
So Jeanway are you going to adopt a dog or just feed the dog food to this clueless man. I don't even know what to say about the brillo pads but please don't consider using them as you planned to do with the other pads requested
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My apologies WEAREBORG4102, I became aware of my spelling error later as I review my post Sinqui is spelled Sinqua and definitely you don't want to mistake one for a Seequa.
As for the Sinqua/Chinese Okra itself, you should be proud of it! The Sinqua is 45cm long compared to the American Okra that, it puts to shame, is only 5 to 8cm in size. WAY TO GO Sinqua/Chinese Okra!
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Lwaxana is replaced by Mr. French (of Family Affair.)
He's still hot for Picard and planning his up and coming NUDE wedding and your invited! :(
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God, your overpaying me. Please, please cut my wage by 40%!
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<_< My name. To my boss, I'm Sugar Pie, Honey, Sweeties, and my favorite name he calls me but not to my face is 'Chesty Besty'.
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Quickly!! Submerge the submarine, I got to fart!
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Hello, I know I don't know you very well but can I borrow your toothbrush? I dropped mine in the toilet and I need yours to fish it out.
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Can I eat this slightly moldy greenish stuff that I found in the frig? It looks tasty.
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Tribbles are replaced with marbles.
Replace Data's cat Spot.
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What a homely baby, he looks just like the father's best friend.
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No honey you don't need to tell me there's no toilet paper in the bathroom, I like sitting on a cold toilet seat with my pants around my ankles scream for someone to bring me some more paper. Doesn't everyone?
Would You Care To Be A Vampire?
in The Voting Booth
Posted · Edited by BlueCrystal
You don't have to *drink* blood to be a vampire. There are different means of drawing pleasures and things that a vampire pursues. The drinking of blood is just done by a small faction. I choose not to explain the type of vampire I am just accept that I am one.