Roddenberry Road

[3 of 7 0]

After seeing that everything about that jail-thing turned out OK, 3 of 7 thought she should get back to Roddenberry Road.

So after she had told the crew of her ship to keep guard, she beamed down from her Cube.

Then she got to Roddenberry Road, she detected that it has come a new neighbour, and she went over to say hello to him, hoping she wouldn't scare him.

 

[SolarWind 0]

So back at the court house and this time chained to each other Hang Fenriz and Tal who had been squeeling like a little piggy stand and await the verdict,the judge turns to the jury and asks for there verdict,the whole court room is silent,Hang being the type of guy he is,starts eyeing up one of the ladys on the jury winking at her and blowing kisses :blush 2: ,when Fenriz says.."Hang dont you ever give up??"..Hang replys..."Pffff no way dude if i am going up for 25 years then i want one last look at some candy,take a good look fenriz because this might be the last time we see some eye candy"....standing there eyeing up the jury they get ready to hear the verdict when WAB runs in the court room shouting he has new evidence proveing hang and Fenriz had nothing to do with the murder of 3 Elfs,giving the judge a report from the police ballsitics expert the judge bangs his gavel and calls for order in the court room,looking down at the paper the judge says.."In light of new evidence i have to release the suspects,they are dismissed on all charges except for Tal"..WOOOHOOO shouts Hang and he grabs a cop and says.."get these chains off sucker i got a date with that lady in the jury"....with the chains off Hang jumps over the dock and heads straight for the door..."hey Hang can you give me a lift home in the "Candy Catcher""..shouts Fenriz..."sure buddie,lets roll"...so Hang and Fenriz jump in the "Candy Catcher" and head off down the road........

 

 

" WAKE HIM UP BAILIFF!" Judge Sonja Molineaux yells in the courtroom. The baliff walks over and shakes Hangon by the shoulder. " HUH, what?" Hangon blurts out. " SHH." The baliff tells him." The Judge was annoyed by your snoring and yelling something about Elves." Hang says. " Oh sorry your Honor, I was just having a dream."

 

Hangon and Fenriz, sitting at the defendant's table are asked to stand. " In light of the recent attempted escape, there is an additional charge on you two. You do know what you tried to do was foolish?'"She asked them. Hangon and Fenriz both answered " Yes, your Honor." I set your Hearing date for tomorrow at 1:00. I trust there will NOT be another incident like that one, we have extra security planned so resistance would be futile." . She bangs her gavel and the two escapees are taken back to their cell to await their trial.

[hangon 3]

So back at the court house and this time chained to each other Hang Fenriz and Tal who had been squeeling like a little piggy stand and await the verdict,the judge turns to the jury and asks for there verdict,the whole court room is silent,Hang being the type of guy he is,starts eyeing up one of the ladys on the jury winking at her and blowing kisses :blush 2: ,when Fenriz says.."Hang dont you ever give up??"..Hang replys..."Pffff no way dude if i am going up for 25 years then i want one last look at some candy,take a good look fenriz because this might be the last time we see some eye candy"....standing there eyeing up the jury they get ready to hear the verdict when WAB runs in the court room shouting he has new evidence proveing hang and Fenriz had nothing to do with the murder of 3 Elfs,giving the judge a report from the police ballsitics expert the judge bangs his gavel and calls for order in the court room,looking down at the paper the judge says.."In light of new evidence i have to release the suspects,they are dismissed on all charges except for Tal"..WOOOHOOO shouts Hang and he grabs a cop and says.."get these chains off sucker i got a date with that lady in the jury"....with the chains off Hang jumps over the dock and heads straight for the door..."hey Hang can you give me a lift home in the "Candy Catcher""..shouts Fenriz..."sure buddie,lets roll"...so Hang and Fenriz jump in the "Candy Catcher" and head off down the road........

 

 

" WAKE HIM UP BAILIFF!" Judge Sonja Molineaux yells in the courtroom. The baliff walks over and shakes Hangon by the shoulder. " HUH, what?" Hangon blurts out. " SHH." The baliff tells him." The Judge was annoyed by your snoring and yelling something about Elves." Hang says. " Oh sorry your Honor, I was just having a dream."

 

Hangon and Fenriz, sitting at the defendant's table are asked to stand. " In light of the recent attempted escape, there is an additional charge on you two. You do know what you tried to do was foolish?'"She asked them. Hangon and Fenriz both answered " Yes, your Honor." I set your Hearing date for tomorrow at 1:00. I trust there will NOT be another incident like that one, we have extra security planned so resistance would be futile." . She bangs her gavel and the two escapees are taken back to their cell to await their trial.

Why do i get the feeling you really want to see Hang.."HANG" for this hmmmm..lol still a very good come back :lol: ..it seems i have a challenge on my hands ...good....*Laughs like Scooby Doo*

[Odo 0]

Tokar As New to The Hood Agress To Defend HANG In The Up Coming Trial

Is Certain He Can Prove Without A Doubt The Roodenberry Police Where At Faughlt

Do To His Shape Shapeshifting TOK Proves that Hang Is Innoncent

Case Dismissed

[ILIKESEVEN 0]

In the sunny afternoon ILS was sitting is his frontgarden in his wheelchair

it was however very imbarresing not to go to the bathroom, but to just let it go,

with great effort he could turn to the side of the chair to see if the bottle was full, but he couldn,t reach it and sat back in the chair, with all those bandages he couldn,t move at all.

The only thing he could move were his eyes and when he looked down the road he saw dr.who jogging along the road, Dr. who saw ILS in the garden and felt pitty for him. he stopped his jogging and walked into the garden and sat next to him on the floor and asked "how are you doing now ILS"

i awnserd "hhhhmmddwwmmm"

"can t understand a word say my friend, but i am a little thirsty off all that jogging, do you mind if i take a sip from you bottle of lemonade?" dr.Who pointed at the bottle that was hangin on the side of the wheelchiar.

ILS said "HHHMMDMMMMMMMMNNNMM!!!!!"

"aah thanks i am realy thirtsy," Dr. Who took the bottle removed the rubber tube

"Hmm it,s not very cold anymore but i don,t mind, Cheers neighbour" Dr Who took a big sip and swallowed it

[Jeanway 0]

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:lol: :o "AAAAHHHWWW!!!" I can't watch!!! :o

[Tal 0]

While Tal was sitting in his cell laughing to himeself he remembered something and asked a guard to see the judge. When the jusge cam Tal told the judge he coundnt off killed the elves because at the time he was escaping jail with his scorpian class attack fighters.(Thinking to himeslef escape is better the attem,pted murder )

[hangon 3]

Due to a personal request .......Hang fenriz and Tal are taken to the county jail to await there trail,on the way Hang is still trying to work out what happened,last he can remember was 3 elfs walking down the sidewalk and his "Candy Catcher"...aiming right at them,Hang turns to Tal to ask what happened but Tal is just babbling on about all he wanted was to meet some chicks at the drive in and have a shake,Fenriz is sitting looking at the floor shaking his head,then the police bus stops and they are told to get out and not try any funny stuff,Hang with his big mouth says.."what you mean i cant tell any jokes?"....fenriz and Tal crack up but the cop is not laughing he reaches for his night stick and Hang says .."go for it if you feel lucky...do ya punk"..crap thinks Fenriz Hang is going into Tony montana mode he will get shot,thinking fast Fenriz says to the cop..."dont listen to him he has not taken his pills today he is harmless really"...the cop relaxes and leads them off to the cell...............*Scooby Doo laugh*

 

To be continued...........

[Odo 0]

TOKAR The New Lawer In Town

 

Accepts The Case Locals Scared Never Been Up Before A Lawer Not Only A Shape Shifter but a Rep as a mean no nonsense lawer reads records looks to hang you were wrong. not a problem easy case.

[ILIKESEVEN 0]

From inside the house ILS daughter looks outside

 

Daughter: "Mammy, isn,t that Mr. Dr Who from a few houses up the street?

 

Mammy: "hmmm yeah dear how so?"

 

Daughter: "Is he mentaly OK?"

 

Mammy: "Why hunny?"

 

 

Daughter: "well he just drunk from daddy,s urin-bottel, and is now running

across the street, ooh dear he is now vomating in the garden

of mrs. Jeanway ooh that is discusting, shall i call the police?"

 

mammy: "eeehhh no hunny just go get your father we are going to eat, and

you can feed him his porridge

[Jeanway 0]

IMPOTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

 

 

 

'Judge Sonja Molineaux' has been

 

replaced on the bench by her twin sister 'Judge Marteen Molineaux'. It seems

 

Judge Sonja ran into some legal difficulties and won't be able to sit on the bench

 

for a while. Sorry folks, unforseen circumstances. And if you thought Sonja was

 

bad, wait til you meet Marteen

[Theunicornhunter 2]

Important Reminder - Dr who went back in time and the elves aren't dead anymore, in case the defense attorney wants to mention that.

[Odo 0]

If My Client Is Found Guilty will Call For A Misstrial Case will be dissmised no tangeable eveadince

[Jeanway 0]

RRIIINNNGGG!!! "Hello" Woman's voice at the other end says. " Lida, is that you dear?" Jeanway answers. "Yes, who is this?" She asks. "It's Marty, Auntie Marteen, I just flew in from Paris. Did you know Sonja is in jail over in FairHaven?" She asks. "What?' Jeanway replies. " Yep, she did it again, got caught driving drunk again and they threw her into a Klingon Detox over there to serve out her sentence." Jeanway is agast and says. "Oh NO, not again, she may lose her Judgeship this time." Marteen answers. "I know dear, she called me and asked me to fill in for her until this thing is settled." Jeanway then asks Marteen." Do Maurice and Jacques know yet?" Marteen answers. "No dear, I thought you should be the one to tell them. You know how much they love their Auntie Sonja, this will crush them." Jeanway agrees. "Yes, yes it will. You know they are still on the Roddenberry Police Force don't you? Both up for promotions this year. If they can both stay out of the bottle, that is." Marteen answers. "Yes, they are good boys and you know you are my most favorite niece in the family." They both laugh." And we love you too Auntie Marty. So where are you staying? Jeanway asks. " Oh I'm at that new 'No Tell' Motel out on the Interstate right now. I'll get a place after I get a good night's sleep, in the morning. You know 18 hours in a plane is exhausting and I have to be in court tomorrow at 1:00, some case involving 3 drunken fellows who tried to kill a man in a wheel-chair, very nasty business. Do you know of a good real estate man here in Roddenbery I could call? Jeanway could barely speak. { Her Aunt Sonja and she never spoke. Something about an inheritance that dissapeared a few years back.} Jeanway cleared her throat and answered. "Why yes, yes I do Auntie, A Mr. Ace. I don't have his number but I can find it and call you tomorrow at the Court House, is that alright?" She asked. "OH, that will be fine dear, I'll talk to you tomorrow then, alright?" "Sure Auntie, that'll be fine, looking forward to seeing you soon." She said. "Fine dear, bye for now." Jeanway hung up the phone and went hunting for Ace's business card.

[Q stole my bike 0]

*Q steals QSMB's house*

 

Now I'll have to change my name to Q stole my bike and my house (QSMBAMH)

 

I will now assume the role of neighbor vagabond/bum *takes up residence in an of refridgidator box*

[DrWho42 13]

*Q steals QSMB's house*

 

Now I'll have to change my name to Q stole my bike and my house (QSMBAMH)

 

I will now assume the role of neighbor vagabond/bum *takes up residence in an of refridgidator box*

Roddenberry Road

 

As far as the current events have shown, the haunted mansion of Janie's and DrWho42's is still undemolished, and Vrussels and Rivendells_king go for another round of Chutes and Ladders.

 

Vrussels, the Federated Non-Linear Dimensions bulldozer dude, has been ordered to construct a inter-temporal highway into this part of Earth's continual existence...

 

But due to the nearby elven colony, Vrussels must outmatch an elf at the game of the elf's choice....

 

Now

 

As Vrussels and RK still play that board-game, with much a dwindling audience, DrWho42 notices the street-dwelling girl outside.

 

"Hmmmm, do you see the house-less gal outside, Janie... Do you think we could help her out? Wait.... What's QSMB doing on the streets??"

[Jeanway 0]

A sudden , unexpected torrent of a rainshower suddenly floods the road and trash cans, bicycles, small lawn chairs, trash and other small objects suddenly are rushing down the road in a fast, moving flood of rainwater. Suddenly, a few of the "Homeless" people's cardboard boxes go sailing past Jeanway as she stands at the end of her driveway, watching the spectacle. She hears voices coming from a half dozen floating and fast moving boxes. Yelling, "HELP". She watches, the only thing she can do and says to herself, "There goes the neighborhood!", as they get swept away.

[Theunicornhunter 2]

The flood drains to the cul de sac at the end of Roddenberry Road - AE now has lakefront property of his own. He also hasn't recovered from his run in with Jeanway the previous night so he is oblivious to the developments on his construction site.

 

Following the deluge Nik and some guys from the cathedral bring tents, and soup and sandwiches. Jeanways sees what's going on and runs to the fridge to get the cheesecake she just made.

 

Dr. Who and Janie collect blankets from their various closets and head over to the "project" Slowly the rest of the community catches on and brings over useful items. Someone even brings a guitar and before long an impromptu elvis impersonator contest is going on the floor of AE's future home.

 

As another moon rises over yet another peaceful community gathering on Roddenberry Road we must ask:

 

Will AE's home be built or has Tent City taken over?

How long can a Chutes and Ladders Match last?

What is growing now in the community garden?

Did IL7's daughter take him in before the rain or will it be a cold night in tent city?

 

Stay tuned....these answers and so much more.

[Rivendells_king 0]

Soon RK gets to square eighty and there it is the longest ladder ever. I washed my dog and I got first place at the fair BOO YHEA!!!!!!!

 

You cheated yelled the bulldozer driver. No I cant cheat you idiot your boss spined for me *dose the tamika snap* Soon the temporal highway crew begins to leave and RK gets a large payment for the violation of elven rights.

 

Soon back at car organo a huge deluge gose through the forest soaking everything. Soon the water recides and roddenberry road is flooded. RK opens the gates to car organo, all refuges are welcome to the elven haven, just dont hurt the trees.

 

Soon a bunch of people flood into the forest haven and more are coming, will the tree mansion be able to handle the refugges?? Will the other elves revolt agianst the humans in their trees?

[Jeanway 0]

Jeanway stands at her kitchen window and notices a pile of broken,wet cardboard cartons piled up next to her garage, swept there from the sudden downpour. The water slowly drains away and who is laying in a big mud puddle, facedown but QSMB. Jeanway runs outside and grabs her by the back of her shirt and lifts her up out of the muddy water. QSMB is crying, soaked and cold. She looks up at Jeanway and grabs her around the neck and sobs. Jeanway can feel her cold body against hers and her heart breaks for this poor little girl. :P They both cry. "Honey?" Jeanway says to Q. "What can I do to help you?" Q just continues to sob uncontrollably. Without hesitation Jeanway stands her up and takes her up the steps to the loft apartment over the garage. She runs to bathroom and gets two large towels. She gives one to Q and begins drying her long hair with the other. "Here sit Q, we need to talk, O.K.?" Jeanway says to Q. "O.K." Q says. Jeanway began. " Look, I can see you need help right now, I want you to live here until things get better for you, alright? No one should be living in a box." Q looked into Jeanway's eyes and began to cry again. "Really?" Q answered. "Yes, please, stay." Jeanway asked. Q looked around then stopped crying. " Alright, but I can't pay much rent." Q said. "Don't worry about that, this place is just sitting here empty anyway, there is no rent for my friends. You going to be alright now? Go take a nice long shower and go to bed, I'll see you tomorrow, ok?" Jeanway left and Q went to sleep on the couch.

[fenriz275 0]

sorry

[ILIKESEVEN 0]

ILS Daughter: "Hey mammy look outside what a rain, it must be comming with gallons from the sky you can,t see the streets anymore, it looks like a river"

 

ILS Wife: "yes hunny i see, by the way, did you pushed daddy back into the house?"

 

ILS Daughter : " B) B) :P B) "

[Jeanway 0]

Forget it, I'm done

[hangon 3]

So i guess i am going Down the river for this B) :P

[fenriz275 0]

sorry hang, buddy. I really screwed up and I don't think I can fix it this time. I just wish I was numb right now. :P

[hangon 3]

sorry hang, buddy. I really screwed up and I don't think I can fix it this time. I just wish I was numb right now.  :P

Hey no problem buddie ...you see what you can do B) ....it would be a shame if this ends here just when more ppl are starting to take a intrest in it and the storys are just getting better and better......come on you 2 you can work it out The Hang has faith in it we all mess up sometimes.. B)

[Jeanway 0]

" SORRY FOR THE UNFORSEEN DELAY , GENTLEMEN, SHALL WE CONTINUE?"

 

 

The courtroom was packed on the day of the trial. The heat and humidity were oppressive. A tall, oscillating fan on a stand, placed in each corner of the courtroom afforded some relief as did all the open windows. The bailiff then said, in a loud voice. " Judge Marteen Moulineaux presiding, all stand Please."

 

The doors to the Judge's chambers swung open and there stood Judge Molineaux in her long, black robes. Her blonde hair pulled back tightly in a long ponytail that hung down her back to her waist. Dark rimmed glasses, { Drew Carey } magnified her light, blue eyes. She strode across the room as a Paris model on the cat-walk. Stepped up the platform to the chair behind her bench and sat down. As did all the people in the courtroom.

 

She cleared her throat and began to speak. " Good afternoon." She said.

" Bailiff, who is first on the docket?" The baliff stood with a piece of paper in his hand and read from it. " Case number 14872934. The Township of Roddenberry vesus Hangon, Fenriz and Tal Shiar." The doors on the side of the courtroom opened and the three defendants were escorted in by 12 armed Police officers and led to the defendants table and seated.

 

Judge Molineaux banged her gavel and said. "This court is in session."

[nik 0]

As court begins, the double doors leading into the courtroom open. Nik enters, followed by two elves. He is wearing his robes given to him by the Reverend Python. He carries a shallow box at his waist with a nylon band about his neck connected to the front of the box to help him hold it up.

 

As he weaves up and down the aisles of the courtroom, his voice carries over the din of the whispered conversations.

 

"Peanuts!...... Popcorn!........ Cotton candy!........ Get yer Judg Molineaux t-shirts right here!....."

 

The elves help with transactions as they pass out concessions and exchange money. Nik's voice can be heard occassionally.

 

"Two peanuts over here!...... That'll be $4.50........ You want change with that?......"

[Jeanway 0]

Judge Molineaux sits there, mouth hangin open :P "What the H*LL is this?" She yells as she bangs her gavel. She stands up and walks around the bench then down from her platform. She intercepts this robe wearing, Pop-Corn Vendor by the ear and drags him to the door. "Get out of my court-room you Mullit-Head!" She yells as she gives him a swift kick in the nether regions. Bags of popcorn go flying through the air falling on everyone as he slides across the marble floor in the hallway and lands upside down under the water-cooler. The elves laughing and picking up the kernals and popping them in their mouths as they run after him. She pulls the double-doors shut and says to the guard. "I want those doors locked from now on! I'll have no more of that in MY courtroom!." Walking back up the center isle amid a roar of laughter she stops and says. " Anymore laughing and I'll clear this courtroom!" The laughter abrubtly stops and the room is quiet once again.

[ILIKESEVEN 0]

ILS: "Hmmmmddmmnnnvvvvmmmmmhhh"

 

ILS Daughter: "No daddy you can,t eat peanot,s yet, you know the doctor said only liquet food, and that means milk or porridge but no beer.

 

ILS: MMMHHHWWWWWMMM"

 

ILS Daughter: I said no daddy, and now be still the Judge about to talk and i wanna hear that."