I'm a Doctor not a......

[Abakai2003 0]

Ok this is just an Idea I had so I don't know if it will work very well but here go's

 

I give a situation and you have to answer it with "I'm a Doctor not a(insert amusing word here) and then give the next situation.

 

example:

You've been asked to fix a Horta with cement.

 

i'm a Doctor not a Brick layer

 

 

 

So I'll start.

 

You've been asked by a hooker if your looking for a good time

[LadyNarana 0]

I'm a doctor, not a sailor.

 

 

Mr. Mott asks you how you like the captain's new haircut.

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

"I'm a doctor, not a barber!"

 

You're a doctor, and you've been asked how Neelix's cooking tastes.

[LadyNarana 0]

I'm a doctor, not a taste bud.

 

The captain asks you to replace an Andorian's missing antennae

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a............ no wait........ I'm a doctor! I'll get right on it, captain!

 

lol

 

A friend asks for investment advice.

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

"I'm a doctor, not a doctor! Wait..."

 

You've been asked to prevent a warp core breach.

[Abakai2003 0]

I'm a Doctor not a mirical worker

 

You've been asked to feed Picards fish

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a maid!

 

Somebody wants your autograph.

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a pen!

 

You've been asked what you think of the Klingons.

[Big_Steve 0]

I'm a doctor, not a judge!

 

You've been ordered to participate in a professional hockey game as a player.

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

"I'm a doctor, not Bysty!"

 

You've been asked to spend the weekend with Mr. Spock.

[removed 0]

"I'm a doctor, not Bysty!"

 

You've been asked to spend the weekend with Mr. Spock.

hahaha. thanks cjlp. thats amazing!!

 

anyways, "I'm a doctor, not a mental patient!!"

 

Scotty needs help loosing some weight.

[Abakai2003 0]

I'm a doctor not a Trainer

 

You've been asked to appear in an episode of Star Trek

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

"I'm a doctor, not an actor!"

 

You've been asked to eat McDonald's.

[Abakai2003 0]

I'm a Doctor not a Mad man

 

you've been asked to paint the Enterprise outer hull

[cptwright 1]

im a doctior not a lowly painter

 

 

youve been asked by the federation to negotiate a peace treaty with the founders

[TheDoctor 0]

I'm a doctor, not a diplomat!

 

You need to spend a month on Deep Space Nine.

[LadyNarana 0]

"I'm a doctor, not Lady Narana! SEND HER!!!!"

 

You've been asked to be Spot's nursemaid through her latest pregnancy.

[trekzone 0]

"I'm a doctor, not a sex detector"

 

You've been asked to scrub off the bullseye on the hull b4 species 8472 comes....

[adm. stickler 0]

"I a doctor not a painter"

 

You've been asked to fight the borg

[starsinmyeyes 0]

'I'm a doctor not Species 8472'

 

You've been asked to negotiate a deal with the Ferengi.

 

Click for Spoiler:

[trekzone 0]

"I'm a doctor not a Bolian"

 

You've been asked to save the day, by ending the hour

[adm. stickler 0]

"i'm a doctor not a T.V. episode"

 

You have been told to fix an EPS conduit

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a doctor, not a technician!

 

You've been called to the airlock to go on a spacewalk

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

"I'm a doctor, not an astronaught!"

 

You've been wounded and taken to sickbay.

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a Dr., not a victim!

 

You've been ordered to give treatment to what looks like a "blob of goooo"..

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not a chemist!

 

Someone wants you to help them design hospital clothes that people will were outside the hospital, as the latest fashion.

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a Dr not a trendsetter!

 

The Captain wants you to go to Starfleet Headquarters with him..

[removed 0]

I'm a doctor, not company for a long trip!

 

Starfleet wants you to go back in time to help save people wounded in the World Wars with future technologies.

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I'm a Dr not a time traveller! But I'll do it to save lives.

 

Scotty want's you to hold the flashlight...