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[HRH The KING 0]

SmackDOWN is on now on Sky.

 

They are in a six-man tag match against Scotty 2 Unemployed, Funaki and Paul London.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Has He ince Been Released?

[HRH The KING 0]

No but he should be.

 

I mean he doesn't really serve any purpose anymore.

 

His team got beat BTW. :P :P

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Oh Ok,lol

 

And Ok.

 

How's The Eddie/Rey Thing Going?

[HRH The KING 0]

It's been OK so far.

 

I'm assuming that the angle is that Eddie is really the father of that kid and Rey is trying to prevent the truth from being exposed.

 

So either he's going to kill Eddie to keep him silent or he's going to find out that Eddie used alien technology and altered the kid's DNA to make it seem it was his kid when it really wasn't, simply to play mind games with Rey.

 

Then again, I could just have an overdeveloped imagination. :P :P

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

:P

[HRH The KING 0]

....and now Animal from LOD is on SmackDOWN plugging a Legion Of Doom DVD.

 

He looks pregnant.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

I Knew He'd Plug That DVD Sooner Or Later :P

[HRH The KING 0]

He's going to team with with Heidenfreak to face MNM at the Great American Bash.

 

I guess the fact Animal's brother is a WWE corporate suit has nothing to do with it right?

 

BTW- Eddie's wife tried to talk some sense into him.

 

It didn't work.

 

Also, her *** is bigger than Mexico.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Ofcourse It Didn't Work....What Kind Of Angle Would That Be? :P

[HRH The KING 0]

Yeah, I guess it would have been crap if he would have said "Actually honey, after thinking about it, I think it's wrong to destroy Rey Mysterio's family and traumatise his young son for my personal enjoyment. I'm glad you talked me out of it".

 

:P :P

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

So..What Ya Think Of The Matt Hardy/Lita/Edge Angle?

[HRH The KING 0]

I think it had to happen.

 

Vince was foolish to fire Matt and use Kane as a substitute.

 

This entire feud is really aimed towards people like us, the "Internet Smarks" who Vince hates so much.

 

Vince has basically bowed to pressure from the Internet Wrestling Community and brough Matt back. Plus he knows this feud will draw.

 

BTW- That trailer for Kane's movie looked crap.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Why Do They Hate Us So Much? If Anything, They Should Listen To Us :P

 

 

And I Didn't Get See RAW Beyond The Begining Of The Dvia Search Segment...Cable Went Out.. :P

[HRH The KING 0]

They hate us because we have a mind of our own. We don't do what they want us to do. Vince lives in a world where any dissent or opposition to him is silenced, but he can't do that to the people on the Internet.

 

Monday Night RAW was OK. HBK basically said he wanted to face Hogan at SummerSlam. It's one of those "Who Is The Biggest Icon" angles.

 

Then he booted Roddy Piper in his face after he called HBK a coward.

 

Because everybody knows that you show people how brave you are by kicking a 57 year old with an artificial hip in the mouth.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Heh, Next RAW Or SmackDown I Go To, My Sign's Gonna Say "INTERNET SMARK!" :P

 

As For RAW...What I Really Wanted To See Was Matt Hardy Coming Back.

[HRH The KING 0]

Heh, Next RAW Or SmackDown I Go To, My Sign's Gonna Say "INTERNET SMARK!" 

 

:P :P :P

 

 

Matt attacked Edge backstage then ran away. Later he attacked him again at ringside, called him by his real name and called Lita a whore.

 

Then he got arrested.

 

 

Later he was tried and executed.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Sounds Like Good Quality Television :P

 

And I Think There's Some Debate On Whether It Was A "Work" Or A "Shoot".....But...Probably Just A "Work" Disguised As A "Shoot" lol

[HRH The KING 0]

It was definately a worked shoot.

 

It's a good thing Matt came back to the WWE because if he went to TNA he was planning on using the name "Angelic Diablo" Matt Hardy.

 

That sounds like a Brazilian strip club.

 

"Version One" sounds much cooler.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Worked Shoot? Meaning A "Work" Disguised As A "Shoot", Like I Said?

 

Angelic Diablo

 

Umm...Right :P

[HRH The KING 0]

Worked Shoot? Meaning A "Work" Disguised As A "Shoot", Like I Said?

 

Yeah that's basically it.

 

 

His "Angelic Diablo" character was supposed to be a vigilante who went around righting wrongs and finding justice.

 

A bit like Batman......only really crap. :P

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Gah, Why Not Just Be...Matt Hardy? That's What We All Want. :P

[HRH The KING 0]

Well from what he says on his website, the scar he has from his knee surgery was going to be symbolic of the scar Lita inflicted on his heart.

 

Although from what I've heard about Lita, Matt should consider himself lucky that she only gave him a scar.

 

:P :P :P

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Ha :P

 

 

Hey...What Are Some Of The Real Shoots?

[HRH The KING 0]

The Clique "curtain call" in 1996 was a shoot when Nash and Hall left the WWE.

 

Ric Flair ranting about Eric Bischoff in WCW was a shoot.

 

Scott Steiner used to shoot all the time in WCW.

 

Occasionally wrestlers have done it during a match too. Rick Steiner destroyed Konnan in WCW during a match. Scott Steiner did that to Buff Bagwell too.

 

A lot of that used to happen in WCW because they knew they could get away with it.

 

It happened in the WWE a few months back when Kurt Angle challenged Daniel Puder to a shoot wrestling match and Puder actually had Angle beat before the backstage officials told the ref to count Puder for a three count even though his shoulders weren't down.

Edited July 15, 2005 by HRH The KING

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

How About The Infamous Screw Job? :P

[HRH The KING 0]

Best. Shoot. Ever.

 

:P :P :P

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

I Wonder If They Ever Play It On The WWE.com Jukebox. :lol:

[HRH The KING 0]

Hey, BRET SCREWED BRET!!!!

 

It's true because Vince said so.

 

:lol:

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

I Remember That Too :lol: