Gummy 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Hey Gary? RUN!!!! RUN FAST!!!!! DON'T LOOK BACK!!!! j/k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted May 10, 2007 Talk about dumb. This is my friend's 2nd time around! I was the best man at his first wedding too... But I do think he's got himself a good one this time. I warned him about the last one. I told him she was a nut job. I should know. I dated her before he did. But did he listen?.........NOOOOOOOooooooo! I swear, this whole world would be a lot better off if people listened to me more......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira T Phaserman 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Hey Gary? RUN!!!! RUN FAST!!!!! DON'T LOOK BACK!!!! j/k Oh thanks Gummy!!!! And Kor.. I think the world would be in chaos is people listned to you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Talk about dumb. This is my friend's 2nd time around! I was the best man at his first wedding too... But I do think he's got himself a good one this time. I warned him about the last one. I told him she was a nut job. I should know. I dated her before he did. But did he listen?.........NOOOOOOOooooooo! I swear, this whole world would be a lot better off if people listened to me more......... Actually Kor, I believe it would. I trust your relationship advice, mainly since you've been around the block a few times. And also, if everyone listened to you, we would all be happy, drunk, stoned and never sexually frustrated....man, what a world.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted May 10, 2007 Today I: - Did battle with these carpenter bees that have invaded my shed boring holes all over the place! they should be called Horta Bees because they act just like them! I took out my insecticide fogger and saturated the shed with it. Of course, idiot that I am, I didn't wear a mask and inhaled some of it making me groggy. Now I have to strip off the wood stain , restain it and plug up all the holes. Who said all the bees were dying? - I had to mow my lawn today. I wasn't planning on it but my Dad came over, took one look at my lawn and went to my shed and took the mower out. He's 74 years old so I couldn't let him do it. He still knows how to guilt me..... - After mowing 2 acres of lawn, I tool a shower and then sat back and drank beer the rest of the afternoon. Figured I was due. -Tomorrow is my long day at work. I have to get up around 2:30 am and probably won't get back home until about 5 or 6:00 pm depending how it goes. TGIF doesn't apply to me. I hate Fridays! Hey Vulcan Lover - Is that another self-portrait as your avatar? Its great! Check it out everyone. Vulcan Lover is a fantastic artist!.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted May 11, 2007 I really wish that I was on this board before I married 2.0. Then Kor could have talked some sense into me and I could have avoided all of the crap that I've been thought. Kor could have saved me for all of this. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira T Phaserman 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Okay Kor sice your mr. good advice and all that... any thing you would say before I marry Gary??? I mean yeah he cheated on Krissy and their realshioship fell apart but.. idk.. what do you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummy 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Okay Kor sice your mr. good advice and all that... any thing you would say before I marry Gary??? I mean yeah he cheated on Krissy and their realshioship fell apart but.. idk.. what do you think? Speaking from personal experience, "once a cheat, always a cheat." I swore that I would never cheat on any wife and both cheated on me. How fair is that? The first one went to Ft. Bragg and hooked up with a married soldier (who I promptly ratted out to his wife. He was 30, his wife was 50). Then I called the JAG Office down there to let them know that he was hooking up with women on the Internet while on duty. They Court Martialed him. And rightfully so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted May 11, 2007 Okay Kor sice your mr. good advice and all that... any thing you would say before I marry Gary??? I mean yeah he cheated on Krissy and their realshioship fell apart but.. idk.. what do you think? Well, just take this for whats its worth but......if I were you......Given the fact that you hooked up with Gary about 5 minutes after he split with Krissy, I'd be wondering if this was not just a rebound romance. No offense intended, but thats what I would be wondering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted May 11, 2007 Kor, I hope you at least have a riding mower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted May 11, 2007 Kor, I hope you at least have a riding mower. I sure do. I got a 20 HP Craftsman riding mower! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira T Phaserman 0 Posted May 11, 2007 ....Well for my sake I hope to hell you are wrong... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted May 11, 2007 Kor- Yup, it's sorta a self portrait, well it's meant to be, but I suck at drawing myself, so it only kinda looks like me, and also it looks weird as the avatar size, the original is much better. But hey, I got an A on it and that's all that really matters. I'm getting ready to photograph some more of my pieces and I'll be sure to show them to you, since I love showing off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted May 11, 2007 Kor- Yup, it's sorta a self portrait, well it's meant to be, but I suck at drawing myself, so it only kinda looks like me, VL is right. She is actually much better looking than this drawing of herself. She is in fact a super-hottie!.. What a long day! I just got home about 5:45 pm after spending the entire day at my warehouse babysitting a bunch of homeless people that I give work to every Friday. My left foot has absolutely been killing me for a few weeks now. I have an appointment with a podiatrist on Monday. I'm pretty sure it will turn out to be a heel spur. I've had that before and they aren't fun. It feels like you are walking with a pebble in your shoe. Last time I had that, the Doc gave me some pills to take that dissolved the protuding bit of bone. I hope that works this time because if it doesn't, he will have to cut me and grind the bone down..... :P . My wife had to get that done years ago and she was on crutches for awhile. I can't afford to be on crutches with all the stuff going on in my life right now so I'm hoping for the best. My wife comes home from Maine with our son Eric on Sunday morning.........'looks around'.......better start cleaning this place up...........starting with the beer cans........... Actually Kor, I believe it would. I trust your relationship advice, mainly since you've been around the block a few times. And also, if everyone listened to you, we would all be happy, drunk, stoned and never sexually frustrated....man, what a world.... Hmmmmm.....perhaps I should start an advice column thread.........thoughts?.......... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira T Phaserman 0 Posted May 12, 2007 thats a cool idea kor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted May 12, 2007 I can see it now..."Ask Kor" Kor, should I get marry.....Drink a beer Kor, should I study for my exam.....Drink a beer Kor, am I ugly....Go force a guy to drink a beer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted May 12, 2007 I can see it now..."Ask Kor" Kor, should I get marry.....Drink a beer Kor, should I study for my exam.....Drink a beer Kor, am I ugly....Go force a guy to drink a beer Beer.....the answer to all of life's problems. Bluto Blutarsky said it best in Animal House when Flounder was crying about his brother's car getting wrecked:......"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily..." What a genius he was!.... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira T Phaserman 0 Posted May 12, 2007 I can see it now..."Ask Kor" Kor, should I get marry.....Drink a beer Kor, should I study for my exam.....Drink a beer Kor, am I ugly....Go force a guy to drink a beer Beer.....the answer to all of life's problems. Bluto Blutarsky said it best in Animal House when Flounder was crying about his brother's car getting wrecked:......"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily..." What a genius he was!.... :P leave it to you Kor... Well then buy me a beer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted May 12, 2007 I can see it now..."Ask Kor" Kor, should I get marry.....Drink a beer Kor, should I study for my exam.....Drink a beer Kor, am I ugly....Go force a guy to drink a beer Man Kor, I'm going to make a great psychologist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted May 12, 2007 Today I : - Worked until Noon - Chilled out a bit then went to visit my car - Picked up the floral arrangements I ordered for all for the mothers that work for me. I also picked up something for the wife as well. - Went to church - Came home, ate dinner and now I'm waiting for the chat to begin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan_lover 1 Posted May 13, 2007 You gave flowers to all the mothers that work for you?! That's so sweet Kor, I guess you really are a nice guy after all, and a damn good boss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted May 13, 2007 Lex have to agree with kor you a hottie if i was 25 years younger. would be still a couple of years older but am almost a year older then walt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted May 13, 2007 You gave flowers to all the mothers that work for you?! That's so sweet Kor, I guess you really are a nice guy after all, and a damn good boss. You're just finding this out now? ... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira T Phaserman 0 Posted May 13, 2007 Kor is such a sweetie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted May 13, 2007 I will start the ask Kor ask coulm Mr, KOr Work with a very pretty lady she is married She is a 6 foot blond telles me she has a open marriage Drop dead pretty. works with me every other weekend when i am the only one on my floor she requests to work with me offers to take me in a room and give me back rubes this morning gave me a ride home. in my parking lot told me to take care of my self. as you know been sick then prosedied to swab may tonsils with her tounge do i jump her or respect my belifes and even though she says she has a open marriage. help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
telara 0 Posted May 13, 2007 I will start the ask Kor ask coulm Mr, KOr Work with a very pretty lady she is married She is a 6 foot blond telles me she has a open marriage Drop dead pretty. works with me every other weekend when i am the only one on my floor she requests to work with me offers to take me in a room and give me back rubes this morning gave me a ride home. in my parking lot told me to take care of my self. as you know been sick then prosedied to swab may tonsils with her tounge do i jump her or respect my belifes and even though she says she has a open marriage. help That sounds like a trap waiting to happen!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted May 13, 2007 I will start the ask Kor ask coulm Mr, KOr Work with a very pretty lady she is married She is a 6 foot blond telles me she has a open marriage Drop dead pretty. works with me every other weekend when i am the only one on my floor she requests to work with me offers to take me in a room and give me back rubes this morning gave me a ride home. in my parking lot told me to take care of my self. as you know been sick then prosedied to swab may tonsils with her tounge do i jump her or respect my belifes and even though she says she has a open marriage. help That sounds like a trap waiting to happen!! I agree. You have to wonder if her husband realizes that they have an "open" marriage? I bet he doesn't! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
