Please Stay Off-topic Part 2

[sea trooper 0]

Another point to prove how great ALIENS versus Predator is.

 

I was stalking this girl from a walkway (she's on the bottom) and I walked near to an elevator which triggered it and she just happened to walk under it.

 

Also I was sizing up this marine when he fired a grenade launcher at me. It totally missed me, and hit a group of his friends running around in fear behind me. It was a mess .

[Kor37 9]

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple and silver.

[M_5 0]

Was checking out the little banner things every time I click into a new forum....saw a gorgeous woman,who is I assume a member here....want to marry her immediately

[Kor37 9]

A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

[Madame Butterfly 0]

Believes Kor must be good at Trivial Pursuit.

[M_5 0]

A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion  will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

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Really?I want a scorpion....

"Here,scorpion...come on little buddy....I don't have any booze behind my back..."

[ChiFire 0]

Every 22 seconds a car is stolen. Each day, 1/55,000 of 1% of the amount of cars in the US are stolen. That's around 4,000 cars. Too bad if yours was.

[M_5 0]

I hear fireworks!

I want some!

[DutchDebbie 0]

Thats my 1000th post Yaaaaa me i am a commodore wait a min that means i can change my title to "Thwacker of Hang"

[KIMIMELA 1]

God gives miracles when you ask for them.

[Kor37 9]

Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

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10 years? I'm seeing wrong. *Increases text size setting* No I aren't

[3 of 7 0]

YIHAA! I have now my own animated avatar!

 

What do you think of it?

 

[M_5 0]

Wish I could change my avatar..... :unsure:

I have some really good ones,too..... :P

[Kor37 9]

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

[Wishfire 2]

I'm tired. :unsure:

[sea trooper 0]

I've eaten 1 1/2 pies in 2 days. I'm currently working on finishing the other half.

 

Apple pies.

Edited June 30, 2005 by sea trooper

[Tal 0]

Got a new mobile phone, Just gotta work out how it works now, lol

[3 of 7 0]

 

BOO! :borgqueen:

 

:lol:

[Kor37 9]

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

[KIMIMELA 1]

I feel like giving you all a big hug :lol: *BEAR HUG!!!!*

[Rivendells_king 0]

Chocolate......................................

[NordicBearskin 0]

Shark. Cheese.

[KIMIMELA 1]

my BROTHER is using MY laptop :lol:

[DrWho42 13]

[Kor37 9]

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. The same goes for apples.

[3 of 7 0]

 

Wow! Look at this action figure! I want him! :borgqueen:

 

 

Edited July 6, 2005 by 3 of 7

[Kor37 9]

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

[KIMIMELA 1]

Really? I must try that, I like cats !

[sea trooper 0]

I changed my vacation thing because it's in four months. I'll put it back when I'm closer to the date. But for now I'll just have this cheaply-scanned fake military insignia.