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:drool: The sun is shineing,the weather is sweet,make you wanna move your dancing feet,when the morning gathers the rainbow i want you to know i'm a rainbow too :clap: Edited by hangon

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My boss got fired today! Woo Hoo! See, he wasn't a nice person :wink2: so all the employees that worked today celebrated and playing the celebration scene from Return of the Jedi over and over again! I almost cried with tears of joy...

 

So once again, our store has had a fired manager. :look:

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I dont want to go to work today, or tomorro but at least i have all fo next week off :look:

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Ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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LMAO good one Kor :P :blink: B) :laugh:

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Why is it even if you have a day off work you still dont have a day of beacuse you get a list of jobs to do that is impossible for 1 man to do in 1 day?

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Thats called a "honeydew" vacation........"Honey.....dew dis........Honey......dew dat"

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Thats called a "honeydew" vacation........"Honey.....dew dis........Honey......dew dat"

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B) couldnt be more true. :P

Edited by Tal Shiar

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

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Am I the only one concerned about why doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Cant belive its Friday all ready, this week has gone to fast and needs to slow down a bit

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Is it just me, or does Snuggles, the fabric softener Bear, seem a little to cheery all the time?

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WEll ive almost finished painting but i think im going to need more cause i have more on me than i do on the walls.

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Do you know how taunting it can be to be stuck in a mall for two hours and only have 3 dollars???

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

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I just converted a semi-believer! I made them interested in Trek enough for them to buy a tape of episodes :yahoo:

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