sea trooper 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Another point to prove how great ALIENS versus Predator is. I was stalking this girl from a walkway (she's on the bottom) and I walked near to an elevator which triggered it and she just happened to walk under it. Also I was sizing up this marine when he fired a grenade launcher at me. It totally missed me, and hit a group of his friends running around in fear behind me. It was a mess . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted June 25, 2005 There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple and silver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M_5 0 Posted June 26, 2005 Was checking out the little banner things every time I click into a new forum....saw a gorgeous woman,who is I assume a member here....want to marry her immediately Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted June 27, 2005 A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Butterfly 0 Posted June 27, 2005 Believes Kor must be good at Trivial Pursuit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M_5 0 Posted June 27, 2005 A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. 334796[/snapback] Really?I want a scorpion.... "Here,scorpion...come on little buddy....I don't have any booze behind my back..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChiFire 0 Posted June 27, 2005 Every 22 seconds a car is stolen. Each day, 1/55,000 of 1% of the amount of cars in the US are stolen. That's around 4,000 cars. Too bad if yours was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M_5 0 Posted June 27, 2005 I hear fireworks! I want some! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DutchDebbie 0 Posted June 27, 2005 Thats my 1000th post Yaaaaa me i am a commodore wait a min that means i can change my title to "Thwacker of Hang" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted June 27, 2005 God gives miracles when you ask for them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted June 27, 2005 Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted June 27, 2005 Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 335008[/snapback] 10 years? I'm seeing wrong. *Increases text size setting* No I aren't Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 of 7 0 Posted June 27, 2005 YIHAA! I have now my own animated avatar! What do you think of it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M_5 0 Posted June 29, 2005 Wish I could change my avatar..... :unsure: I have some really good ones,too..... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted June 29, 2005 By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted June 29, 2005 I'm tired. :unsure: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted June 30, 2005 (edited) I've eaten 1 1/2 pies in 2 days. I'm currently working on finishing the other half. Apple pies. Edited June 30, 2005 by sea trooper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tal 0 Posted June 30, 2005 Got a new mobile phone, Just gotta work out how it works now, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 of 7 0 Posted July 4, 2005 BOO! :borgqueen: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted July 4, 2005 The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 4, 2005 I feel like giving you all a big hug :lol: *BEAR HUG!!!!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivendells_king 0 Posted July 4, 2005 Chocolate...................................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NordicBearskin 0 Posted July 4, 2005 Shark. Cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 4, 2005 my BROTHER is using MY laptop :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted July 6, 2005 Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. The same goes for apples. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 of 7 0 Posted July 6, 2005 (edited) Wow! Look at this action figure! I want him! :borgqueen: Edited July 6, 2005 by 3 of 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted July 6, 2005 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 6, 2005 Really? I must try that, I like cats ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted July 7, 2005 I changed my vacation thing because it's in four months. I'll put it back when I'm closer to the date. But for now I'll just have this cheaply-scanned fake military insignia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites