~ Things You Never Hear Anybody Say ~

[TheDoctor 0]

Look what came out of my cat's mouth!

 

 

( 1000th Post! Yay! w00t! )

Edited June 4, 2004 by TheDoctor

[nik 0]

Does this dog's butt smell bad to you?

[fenriz275 0]

You know officer, now that I've gotten out of my car I think that uniform makes you look fat.

[Jim Phaserman 0]

nice outfit, it would look better in a pile next to my bed.

[BlueCrystal 0]

What a homely baby, he looks just like the father's best friend.

[nik 0]

Ok, you get ready with the hot poker, and I'll bend over!

[Jeanway 0]

Sorry in advance for this...

 

In Qo'noS

 

 

Nemesis: Why I absolutely agree with you, Jim!

 

 

(Meant with the utmost of sarcasm, since once in a while, Nem and I do agree)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I KNEW IT, I ALWAYS TRY TO PUT THEM IN THE WRONG FORUM <_<

 

{ SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER HEAR JEANWAY SAY }

[BlueCrystal 0]

Can I eat this slightly moldy greenish stuff that I found in the frig? It looks tasty.

[nik 0]

Hey warden! Can I share a cell with that naked lunatic on the end?

Edited June 4, 2004 by nik

[nik 0]

We confer upon Dr. Sylvester Stallone this honorary Ph.D. in nuclear physics!

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Osama: I Love America

[nik 0]

Excuse me, bartender? Can I get a urine sample on the rocks?

[fenriz275 0]

Attention shoppers. Has anyone seen my pants?

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Excuse me, bartender?  Can I get a urine sample on the rocks?

Urinalysis machine is broken, have to do this manually...

 

*Takes a drink*

 

tastes clean to me.

[nik 0]

OK! OK! I'll make you a deal! You get to lick the floors in the women's bathroom, and I get the MEN'S bathroom, and we'll switch every Sunday.

[nik 0]

Naked! Of course I'm naked. It's "casual Friday."

[Jeanway 0]

 

 

NIK, LOOKS LIKE CHAOS HAS MET IT'S MATCH! <_<

[BlueCrystal 0]

Hello, I know I don't know you very well but can I borrow your toothbrush? I dropped mine in the toilet and I need yours to fish it out.

[BlueCrystal 0]

Quickly!! Submerge the submarine, I got to fart!

[nik 0]

How did that get in my mouth?

[nik 0]

(Note: This one is attributed to Admiral Jeanway and Commodore Fenriz. Thank you, sirs!)

 

From your church minister:

 

F*** You! It's in the Bible!

Edited June 4, 2004 by nik

[Ace 0]

Topic moved.

[fenriz275 0]

Why yes officer I was speeding, guess it's a good thing you saw me when you did huh?

[BakulaBabe 2]

*in crowded elevator*

 

"Why, yes, it WAS me who farted".

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Pardon me, but is that Eu De Dog Crap you are wearing?

[nik 0]

Well... you see doctor.... I've got this uncontrollable attraction to kitchen appliances, and.... well, that's how this happened.

[Jeanway 0]

Finding a note on your windshield that reads: " I'm Sorry. I smashed into your car one night a couple weeks ago and didn't leave a note. I was drunk. Please don't call the cops on me. Here's my name and Insurance information" :(

[fenriz275 0]

from the phone company:

 

You're right. We did overcharge you. :(

[Jeanway 0]

Yea, I cheated on you.

 

I spent all the rent money on Porno

 

I put the empty bottle of milk back in the refrigerator

 

Here, let me bring those bags of groceries in for you

 

Let ME vacuum

 

Go watch Star Trek, I'll wash the dishes

 

Let ME do the laundry this week

 

You were right, I was wrong

 

Here, take this $1000. and go buy yourself something

 

I'm Sorry

[Star Trek Fan 0]

You were right, I was wrong

You are worng, Jeanway...

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