~ Things You Never Hear Anybody Say ~

[Jeanway 0]

I'm sure there are exceptions, I just haven't come across any yet :(

 

 

 

:(

[ILIKESEVEN 0]

the Mods: Why sure ILIKESEVEN, you can get your banned name back again

[Jeanway 0]

the Mods: Why sure ILIKESEVEN, you can get your banned name back again

 

 

That was NASTY, ILS, your better than that. You don't need to shock people to get attention, just be yourself and you'll get plenty :( :) Just kidding with ya, buddy :( We all like you. See I said it. :)

[Tina 0]

Jeanway to me: Oh I am so Sorry Tina ..Come back to Sea Trek we miss you

 

Tina: Its my fault..I did it..I am sorry

 

Tina again: Enterprise is the best !

 

JIM to Nemesis: Well you have a point there

 

Me: I love my Job!

[dark_moon_drago 0]

So what if its green?! It still works!!

[Tina 0]

OH MY GOSH

 

Day glo colors are the best ever!

[Odo 0]

Why sure use my car. You are to drunk to drive your own.

[Tina 0]

Very nice speedo Fenriz..REAAAAAAAAAAAAAl nice

 

Christina why you haven't said a word in three minutes whats wrong?

[Jeanway 0]

{ Jeanway to the Mods, " She's doing it again! }

 

Jeanway to Tina, thanks but no thanks, the are already too many men in there.

 

Nice Speedo, that's for sure, and it's all mine and that which it contains

Edited June 5, 2004 by Jeanway

[Odie 0]

When looking at the fuel gauge in the car does "e" means it has enough of gas.

[Q stole my bike 0]

QSMB: Mmmmmm, meat

[Jeanway 0]

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Say what you want about the Kingons, but they do build a nice ride

Edited June 5, 2004 by Jeanway

[Q stole my bike 0]

Picard to the replicator: Forget that sissy tea, I want COFFEE

[Jeanway 0]

 

 

YEA, I DO RESPECT YOUR PRIVACY

[Odo 0]

Sure go ahead take my wallet no problem

[Jeanway 0]

Sure, just smash into my car, then run off, I don't care.

[Derro 0]

Can I have a sniff of that Anthrax sample.

[Odo 0]

The red button sure push it

[nik 0]

Give me the toilet paper, would ya? It looks like that grizzly bear over there needs help wiping his butt.

[nik 0]

{Another ingenious sample from the good Admiral Jeanway. Thanks again Admiral!}

 

I'm constipated, and I don't give a ****!

[nik 0]

Hey! Does this look like a hemhorroid to you?

[nik 0]

Happy Halloween, kids! I ran out of candy, so here's some crack for you!

[Jeanway 0]

Hey!  Does this look like a hemhorroid to you?

 

 

 

Bend over, let me see

[nik 0]

Hey!  Does this look like a hemhorroid to you?

 

 

 

Bend over, let me see

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man! Nasty!

 

 

 

Your wife is hot! When you're done with her, you think I might have a go?

[nik 0]

Hey Mom! Come have a look at my vasectomy scar!

[nik 0]

To a pregnant woman:

 

Got Milk?

[Tina 0]

{Mods to Jeanway..Oh lighten up..She is just having a little fun!}

 

WOW! That must be the biggest zit i ever saw! let me pick it?

 

Osama to Saddam: Oh honey don't let America get you down

[nik 0]

WOW! That must be the biggest zit i ever saw! let me pick it?

Hey! Squeeze that zit into this bowl here. I'm just about to make a bowl of Cheerios, and I ran out of milk.

[Tina 0]

LOL Sorry i already named that Zit..Guess what i named it?

[Jeanway 0]

WOW! That must be the biggest zit i ever saw! let me pick it?

Hey! Squeeze that zit into this bowl here. I'm just about to make a bowl of Cheerios, and I ran out of milk.

 

 

 

 

Thanks nik, I was just about to have a bowl, think I'll go with eggs and sausage instead.