~ Things You Never Hear Anybody Say ~

[Jeanway 0]

I got too d*mn much money!

 

 

 

Gee, this sofa cushion smells good

 

 

I need less sleep, I'm a STF.Net member <_<

[fenriz275 0]

No that's ok, I'll just brush the ants off.

 

Do you have any lumpy milk left, this is too fresh.

 

I've already seen this episode of The Next Generation guess I'll do some laundry instead.

 

What? No I don't mind if you sit on the hood of my car.

 

Hey can I get that check cashed in nickels?

 

Please use my cellphone, I don't mind if it's long distance.

 

and one more for now...This egg is crunchy, mmmmm.....

Edited June 4, 2004 by fenriz275

[Jeanway 0]

YEP! <_< Sorry again.

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Hey, Lieutenant, Don't worry about that report. Weapons Efficiency reports are nothing important.

 

Umm, Sir, could you tell me if I forged this ID correctly?

[Jeanway 0]

Gee that gas station bathroom smells good. <_<

[nik 0]

Grandma, you really need to drink more.

 

Do you have any bicycles WITHOUT seats?

[nik 0]

Hey, boss! Your daughter sure is hot!

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Scuse me, My name is Roy, and I was wondering if you have anything that is in my boyfriend Sigfried's size?

[nik 0]

Hey! Let me get a look at that before you flush it!

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Playboy has announced that Rosanne Barr will be the August Centerfold.

[nik 0]

Can I borrow that Kleenex when you're done with it?

[Jeanway 0]

Hey! Let me get a look at that before you flush it!

 

 

 

 

 

OH YEA? <_<

[nik 0]

Excuse me... can you help me shave myself. There's a spot I can't quite reach......

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Well, your first Colonoscopy results were iffy, so we've got to conduct another one.

[BlueCrystal 0]

I had a Great Aunt that would outright insult you. It was funny in a way too because she was so old and she meant well.

 

When visiting this old Aunt she would look you over and say something like this. "You're getting fat" then she would add, "God bless ya". She was a southern lady and would also say "Bless your heart, you still walk funny."

 

Once my mother asked her why she insulted other people and Great Aint Boo said "Honey, when ya bless someone it ain't a insult."

[BlueCrystal 0]

Gee, Honey eat some more chips and cookies in the bed, there just isn't enough crumbs in the sheets.

[nik 0]

Yes, honey, that does indeed make your butt look fat.

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Why, yes, Honey, your butt does look alittle large this evening.

[fenriz275 0]

Why yes Sweetie, I remember exactly what you said.

[nik 0]

Thank you for shopping at The Gap! For an additional $10, you can buy the security video of yourself in the dressing room.

[Jeanway 0]

By a Mod: Gee, I think I'll NOT yell at Jeanway today. <_<

 

 

I think I'll wait til I'm all out of toilet paper before I buy some more.

[nik 0]

Look what I just found in my nose! Who wants a taste first?

[TheDoctor 0]

I don't want an XP, I want a Windows 95!

[nik 0]

Happy Fourth of July Mr. bin Laden!

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Why yes, Officer, that IS an open can of beer. would you like one?

[TheDoctor 0]

Could I please borrow your used underwear?

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Sorry in advance for this...

 

In Qo'noS

 

 

Nemesis: Why I absolutely agree with you, Jim!

 

 

(Meant with the utmost of sarcasm, since once in a while, Nem and I do agree)

[TheDoctor 0]

I'll pay the registration for my car when the cops remind me to.

[BlueCrystal 0]

No honey you don't need to tell me there's no toilet paper in the bathroom, I like sitting on a cold toilet seat with my pants around my ankles scream for someone to bring me some more paper. Doesn't everyone?

[nik 0]

Hey! Put it in your pants! Don't worry, it won't bite!