Jeanway 0 Posted June 4, 2004 I got too d*mn much money! Gee, this sofa cushion smells good I need less sleep, I'm a STF.Net member <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 4, 2004 (edited) No that's ok, I'll just brush the ants off. Do you have any lumpy milk left, this is too fresh. I've already seen this episode of The Next Generation guess I'll do some laundry instead. What? No I don't mind if you sit on the hood of my car. Hey can I get that check cashed in nickels? Please use my cellphone, I don't mind if it's long distance. and one more for now...This egg is crunchy, mmmmm..... Edited June 4, 2004 by fenriz275 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 4, 2004 YEP! <_< Sorry again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Hey, Lieutenant, Don't worry about that report. Weapons Efficiency reports are nothing important. Umm, Sir, could you tell me if I forged this ID correctly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Gee that gas station bathroom smells good. <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Grandma, you really need to drink more. Do you have any bicycles WITHOUT seats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Hey, boss! Your daughter sure is hot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Scuse me, My name is Roy, and I was wondering if you have anything that is in my boyfriend Sigfried's size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Hey! Let me get a look at that before you flush it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Playboy has announced that Rosanne Barr will be the August Centerfold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Can I borrow that Kleenex when you're done with it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Hey! Let me get a look at that before you flush it! OH YEA? <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Excuse me... can you help me shave myself. There's a spot I can't quite reach...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Well, your first Colonoscopy results were iffy, so we've got to conduct another one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCrystal 0 Posted June 4, 2004 I had a Great Aunt that would outright insult you. It was funny in a way too because she was so old and she meant well. When visiting this old Aunt she would look you over and say something like this. "You're getting fat" then she would add, "God bless ya". She was a southern lady and would also say "Bless your heart, you still walk funny." Once my mother asked her why she insulted other people and Great Aint Boo said "Honey, when ya bless someone it ain't a insult." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCrystal 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Gee, Honey eat some more chips and cookies in the bed, there just isn't enough crumbs in the sheets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Yes, honey, that does indeed make your butt look fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Why, yes, Honey, your butt does look alittle large this evening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Why yes Sweetie, I remember exactly what you said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Thank you for shopping at The Gap! For an additional $10, you can buy the security video of yourself in the dressing room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 4, 2004 By a Mod: Gee, I think I'll NOT yell at Jeanway today. <_< I think I'll wait til I'm all out of toilet paper before I buy some more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Look what I just found in my nose! Who wants a taste first? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDoctor 0 Posted June 4, 2004 I don't want an XP, I want a Windows 95! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Happy Fourth of July Mr. bin Laden! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Why yes, Officer, that IS an open can of beer. would you like one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDoctor 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Could I please borrow your used underwear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Sorry in advance for this... In Qo'noS Nemesis: Why I absolutely agree with you, Jim! (Meant with the utmost of sarcasm, since once in a while, Nem and I do agree) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDoctor 0 Posted June 4, 2004 I'll pay the registration for my car when the cops remind me to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCrystal 0 Posted June 4, 2004 No honey you don't need to tell me there's no toilet paper in the bathroom, I like sitting on a cold toilet seat with my pants around my ankles scream for someone to bring me some more paper. Doesn't everyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Hey! Put it in your pants! Don't worry, it won't bite! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites