I'd Like To Dedicate This Song To......

[Jim Phaserman 0]

I'd like to dedicate this one to my dear sister-in-law Krissy, who lived the lyrics of this song last night while celebrating a Sox Sweep with her good buddies Jose, Jack, and the Cap'n.

 

Artist/Band: Nichols Joe

Lyrics for Song: Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

Lyrics for Album: Other Songs

 

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS

MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN

OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT

WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

 

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON

HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

 

CHORUS

....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES

LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK

LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL

DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

 

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG

IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON

SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

 

SOLO

 

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH

BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH

JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...

BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

 

 

....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES

LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK

LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL

DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

 

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING

SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN

TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY

OH WHAT HAVE I DONE

HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST

CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

[Kor37 9]

Oh, I'm sure Krissy is gonna be REAL happy with you when she reads this,Jim.......... :(

Edited October 27, 2005 by Kor37

[Odo 0]

I think i have a place for you to hide out :(

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

My Chemical Romance- You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison

to Miah.

[Jim Phaserman 0]

She read it, and admitted that it fit. After she bruised the S* out of my arm...

[Kor37 9]

She read it, and admitted that it fit. After she bruised the S* out of my arm...

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Of course we now need to see the pics...... B)

[Gary Phaserman 0]

She read it, and admitted that it fit. After she bruised the S* out of my arm...

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Of course we now need to see the pics...... B)

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Of Krissy? Or of Jim getting smacked? If the former....

 

 

Click For Spoiler

NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!

[youbroughtheryouRiker 2]

Ah well, we can dream can't we?

 

We can't?

 

Well, screw you!!

[Kor37 9]

She read it, and admitted that it fit. After she bruised the S* out of my arm...

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Of course we now need to see the pics...... B)

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Of Krissy? Or of Jim getting smacked? If the former....

 

 

Click For Spoiler

NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!

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Oh well.....it was worth a shot..... B)

[youbroughtheryouRiker 2]

In lieu of that, can we get a picture of the latter? Krissy smacking Jim?

[Wheels 0]

I would like to dedicate the song 'That's the way I like it' by K C and the Sunshine band to Melanie.

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Sorry guys, the pictures are locked away in a secured section of the photo's file on the Computer. I still haven't hacked the password yet.

 

Now for my dedication...

 

"I'll be Home for Christmas" dedicated to the people for whom the song was originally written. This one goes out to all of the Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines stationed overseas.

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Id like to dedicate "I've got a luvely bunch of coconuts" by Monty Python, and the "Teddy Bear Picnic" song by Henry Hall to shelby .

[Yillara Skye 1]

I came home yesterday, and one of the things the Dr's wanted me to keep doing was stuff to make sure my lungs do not get messed up (fluid can form because you get bedridden for at least a couple days with the condition)... so I went home, and felt the best way to do this was to try playing Karaoke Revolutions :(

 

I have always adored this song, but as I sang it I got to a couple lines that made me have to stop playing the game for a few minutes to regain my composure and stop crying so hard...

 

So if it is ok, I would like to post this song for myself. As well as any others who have ever gotten yourself in a bit of a pickle health wise, because you felt you could beat it on your own and let nature completely take its course.... only to find out otherwise..

 

 

Dust in Wind Lyrics from Kansas

 

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone

All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.

Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea

All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

 

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

(Now) Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky

It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

 

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.

 

The lines bolded are what got me crying so hard I could not continue

Edited December 8, 2005 by Yillara_Skye

[Krissy Phaserman 0]

This one's for Kat, who went home way before her time 5 years ago today.

 

Artist/Band: Chesney Kenny

Lyrics for Song: Who You'd Be Today

Lyrics for Album: The Road and the Radio

Sunny days seem to hurt the most

Wear the pain like a heavy coat

I feel you everywhere I go

See your smile, I see your face

I hear you laughing in the rain

Still can't believe your gone

 

It ain't fair you died to young

Like a story that had just begun

But death tore the pages all away

God knows how I miss you

All the hell that I've been through

Just knowing, no one could take your place

Sometimes I wonder, who you'd be today

 

Would you see the world

Would you chase your dreams

Settle down with a family

I wonder what would you name your babies

Someday's the sky's so blue

I feel like I can talk to you

And I know it might sound crazy

 

It ain't fair you died to young

Like a story that had just begun

But death tore the pages all away

God knows how I miss you

All the hell that I've been through

Just knowing, no one could take your place

Sometimes I wonder, who you'd be today

 

Today [3x]

Today [3x]

 

Sunny days seem to hurt the most

I wear the pain like a heavy coat

The only thing that gives me hope

Is I know, I'll see you again someday

 

Someday, someday

 

THe music video for that is a real tear-jerker....

[Capt_Picard 0]

Eve 6

Here's To The Night

 

So denied so I lied

Are you the now or never kind?

In a day and a day love

I'm going to be gone for good again

 

Are you willing to be had? Are you cool with just tonight?

 

Here's a toast to all those who hear me all to well.

Here's to the night we felt alive.

Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry.

Here's to goodbye tomorrow's going to come to soon.

 

Put your name on the line

Along with place and time

Want to stay, not to go, I want to ditch the logical.

 

Here's a toast to all those who hear me all to well.

Here's to the night we felt alive.

Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry.

Here's to goodbye tomorrow's going to come to soon.

 

All my time is froze in motion

Can't I stay an hour or two or more

Don't let me let you go

 

Don't let me let you go

 

Here's a toast to all those who hear me all to well.

Here's to the night we felt alive.

Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry.

Here's to goodbye, tomorrow's going to come to soon.

 

To soon

 

Here's to the night we felt alive

Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry

Here's to goodbye tomorrow's going to come to soon

For all the people I knew in high school and were my few friends.

[Jim Phaserman 0]

I'd like to send this one out to my darling wife, Julie.

 

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (Ain't that an awesome band name?) "Fishin' in the Dark"

 

Lazy yeller moon coming up tonight

Shining through the trees

Crickets are singing

And the lightning bugs are floating on the breeze

Baby get ready

 

Cross the field where the creek turns back

By the old stun road

Im going to take you to a special place

That nobody knows

Baby get ready

 

Ooo ooo ooo

 

You and me going fishing in the dark

Lying on our backs and counting the stars

Where the cool grass grows

 

Down by river in the full moon light

We’ll be falling in love in the middle of the night

Just moving slow

 

Staying the whole night through

Feels so good to be with you

 

Spring is almost over and the summer comin

The days are getting long

Waited all winter for the time to be right

Just to take you along

Baby get ready

 

And it don’t matter if we sit forever

And the fish don’t bite

Jump in the river and cool ourselves

from the heat of the night

Baby get ready

 

Ooo ooo ooo

 

You and me going fishin in the dark

Lying on our backs and counting the stars

Where the cool grass grows

 

Down by the river in the full moon light

We’ll be falling in love in the middle of the night

Just moving slow

Staying the whole night through

Feels so good to be with you

And me going fishing in the dark

Lying on our backs and counting the stars

Where the cool grass grows

 

Down by the river in the full moon light

We’ll be falling in love in the middle of the night

Just moving slow

[RikerChick 5]

Kind and Generous by Natalie Merchant. Dedicated to Kevin for putting up with me all these years and still being such a friend. :P

 

"You've been so kind and generous

I don't know how you keep on giving

For your kindness, I'm in debt to you

For your selflessness, my admiration

For everything you've done, you know I'm bound

I'm bound to thank you for it

 

You've been so kind and generous

I don't know how you keep on giving

For your kindness, I'm in debt to you

And I never could have come this far without you

For everything you've done, you know I'm bound

I'm bound to thank you for it

 

Oh, I want to thank you for so many gifts you gave

The love, the tenderness, I wanna thank you

I want to thank you for your generosity, the love

And the honesty that you gave me

I want to thank you show my gratitude

My love, and my respect for you, I want to thank you

Oh, I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you

I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you..."

[VaBeachGuy 12]

Kind and Generous by Natalie Merchant. Dedicated to Kevin for putting up with me all these years and still being such a friend.

 

"You've been so kind and generous

I don't know how you keep on giving

For your kindness, I'm in debt to you

For your selflessness, my admiration

For everything you've done, you know I'm bound

I'm bound to thank you for it

 

You've been so kind and generous

I don't know how you keep on giving

For your kindness, I'm in debt to you

And I never could have come this far without you

For everything you've done, you know I'm bound

I'm bound to thank you for it

 

Oh, I want to thank you for so many gifts you gave

The love, the tenderness, I wanna thank you

I want to thank you for your generosity, the love

And the honesty that you gave me

I want to thank you show my gratitude

My love, and my respect for you, I want to thank you

Oh, I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you

I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you..."

 

:P

[RikerChick 5]

:P

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

To all the ladies at STF:

 

The Bad Touch

Bloodhound Gang

 

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences

Between human beings and animals that you should know about

 

I'd appreciate your input

 

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

 

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

 

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

 

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

[KIMIMELA 1]

"Goodbye to love" by the Carpenters for my first ex. Although I said I loved him for a year, I felt in fact trapped in the relationship because I got that attached to his family and his baby brother. But looking back, I saw Andy nothing more than good friend. I said I loved him, so I wouldn't hurt. I knew I had to let it go, I knew some day we would have to hurt. So I said goodbye when I moved away from home. This is a fantastic song to explain it.

 

"Lying from you" by Linkin Park for my recent ex. I liked Adam. He was everything I wanted Andy to be. But he was that lost with his last girlfriend I felt like he was using me to either get back at his ex or just using me because he missed her. I caught him kissing another girl. He kept saying he was sorry. I said I was sorry. To make him happy. That's the way I am. But I was:-

 

 

Stealing second after second just cause I know I can,

But I can’t pretend that this is the way, it'll stay, I’m just,

(Trying to bend the truth)

I can’t pretend I'm who you want me to be so I'm,

(Lying my way from)

[Dabo Queen 0]

I'd like to dedicate "Nothing But A Good Time" by Poison to all the folks attending Shore Leave!

 

"Ain't looking for nothing but a good time,

How can I resist?

Ain't looking for nothing but a good time,

And it don't get better than this."

 

 

:P

[KIMIMELA 1]

U2- "With or without you"

 

To someone I know who is kind. caring. thoughtful, honest, loving, inspiring and empowering. He is simply the most sweetest guy. I know him online, but I went down to meet him. I had the most wonderful day of my life.

No, I don't want a relationship. But he is my soul mate. And he said I'm his angel. And he is so glad to know me. And same back to him.

 

:P

[Dabo Queen 0]

Again to my Shore Leave clique, Gretchen Wilson's "I'm Here For The Party"

 

 

:jem'hadar:

[Kor37 9]

I'd like to dedicate this song by Jimmy Buffet to all the women going to Shore Leave:

 

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin here

Your voice sounds so wonderful

But yer face don't look too clear

So Barmaid bring a pitcher, another round of brew

Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw

[VaBeachGuy 12]

Kind and Generous by Natalie Merchant. Dedicated to Kevin for putting up with me all these years and still being such a friend. :jem'hadar:

 

For Mandy - You've Got a Friend by James Taylor

 

When you're down and troubled

and you need a helping hand

and nothing whoa nothing is going right.

Close your eyes and think of me

and soon I will be there

to brighten up even your darkest nights.

 

You just call out my name

and you know whereever I am

I'll come running oh yeah baby

to see you again.

 

Winter spring summer or fall

all you have to do is call

and I'll be there yeah yeah yeah.

You've got a friend.

 

If the sky above you

should turn dark and full of clouds

and that old north wind should begin to blow

Keep your head together and call my name out loud

and soon I will be knocking upon your door.

You just call out my name and you know where ever I am

I'll come running to see you again.

Winter, spring, summer or fall

all you got to do is call

and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

 

Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend?

People can be so cold.

They'll hurt you and desert you.

Well they'll take your soul if you let them.

Oh yeah, but don't you let them.

 

You just call out my name and you know wherever I am

I'll come running to see you again.

Oh babe, don't you know that,

Winter spring summer or fall,

Hey now, all you've got to do is call.

Lord, I'll be there, yes I will.

You've got a friend.

You've got a friend.

Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.

Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.

You've got a friend.

[RikerChick 5]

:jem'hadar:

[Dabo Queen 0]

I'd like to dedicate this song by Jimmy Buffet to all the women going to Shore Leave:

 

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin here

Your voice sounds so wonderful

But yer face don't look too clear

So Barmaid bring a pitcher, another round of brew

Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw

 

 

NICE! :jem'hadar:

 

 

To Kor: "Sex Machine" ~ James Brown

 

 

 

[RikerChick 5]

To Kevin and Dill, they know why