Jim Phaserman 0 Posted October 27, 2005 I'd like to dedicate this one to my dear sister-in-law Krissy, who lived the lyrics of this song last night while celebrating a Sox Sweep with her good buddies Jose, Jack, and the Cap'n. Artist/Band: Nichols Joe Lyrics for Song: Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Lyrics for Album: Other Songs SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF CHORUS ....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF SOLO SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF... BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF ....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY OH WHAT HAVE I DONE HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 27, 2005 (edited) Oh, I'm sure Krissy is gonna be REAL happy with you when she reads this,Jim.......... :( Edited October 27, 2005 by Kor37 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted October 27, 2005 I think i have a place for you to hide out :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted October 28, 2005 My Chemical Romance- You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison to Miah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted October 28, 2005 She read it, and admitted that it fit. After she bruised the S* out of my arm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 28, 2005 She read it, and admitted that it fit. After she bruised the S* out of my arm... 360398[/snapback] Of course we now need to see the pics...... B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Phaserman 0 Posted October 29, 2005 She read it, and admitted that it fit. After she bruised the S* out of my arm... 360398[/snapback] Of course we now need to see the pics...... B) 360431[/snapback] Of Krissy? Or of Jim getting smacked? If the former.... Click For Spoiler NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted October 29, 2005 Ah well, we can dream can't we? We can't? Well, screw you!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted October 29, 2005 She read it, and admitted that it fit. After she bruised the S* out of my arm... 360398[/snapback] Of course we now need to see the pics...... B) 360431[/snapback] Of Krissy? Or of Jim getting smacked? If the former.... Click For Spoiler NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! 360560[/snapback] Oh well.....it was worth a shot..... B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted October 30, 2005 In lieu of that, can we get a picture of the latter? Krissy smacking Jim? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wheels 0 Posted November 20, 2005 I would like to dedicate the song 'That's the way I like it' by K C and the Sunshine band to Melanie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Sorry guys, the pictures are locked away in a secured section of the photo's file on the Computer. I still haven't hacked the password yet. Now for my dedication... "I'll be Home for Christmas" dedicated to the people for whom the song was originally written. This one goes out to all of the Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines stationed overseas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted December 1, 2005 Id like to dedicate "I've got a luvely bunch of coconuts" by Monty Python, and the "Teddy Bear Picnic" song by Henry Hall to shelby . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted December 8, 2005 (edited) I came home yesterday, and one of the things the Dr's wanted me to keep doing was stuff to make sure my lungs do not get messed up (fluid can form because you get bedridden for at least a couple days with the condition)... so I went home, and felt the best way to do this was to try playing Karaoke Revolutions :( I have always adored this song, but as I sang it I got to a couple lines that made me have to stop playing the game for a few minutes to regain my composure and stop crying so hard... So if it is ok, I would like to post this song for myself. As well as any others who have ever gotten yourself in a bit of a pickle health wise, because you felt you could beat it on your own and let nature completely take its course.... only to find out otherwise.. Dust in Wind Lyrics from Kansas I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind. Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind (Now) Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy. Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind. The lines bolded are what got me crying so hard I could not continue Edited December 8, 2005 by Yillara_Skye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krissy Phaserman 0 Posted December 14, 2005 This one's for Kat, who went home way before her time 5 years ago today. Artist/Band: Chesney Kenny Lyrics for Song: Who You'd Be Today Lyrics for Album: The Road and the Radio Sunny days seem to hurt the most Wear the pain like a heavy coat I feel you everywhere I go See your smile, I see your face I hear you laughing in the rain Still can't believe your gone It ain't fair you died to young Like a story that had just begun But death tore the pages all away God knows how I miss you All the hell that I've been through Just knowing, no one could take your place Sometimes I wonder, who you'd be today Would you see the world Would you chase your dreams Settle down with a family I wonder what would you name your babies Someday's the sky's so blue I feel like I can talk to you And I know it might sound crazy It ain't fair you died to young Like a story that had just begun But death tore the pages all away God knows how I miss you All the hell that I've been through Just knowing, no one could take your place Sometimes I wonder, who you'd be today Today [3x] Today [3x] Sunny days seem to hurt the most I wear the pain like a heavy coat The only thing that gives me hope Is I know, I'll see you again someday Someday, someday THe music video for that is a real tear-jerker.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt_Picard 0 Posted December 15, 2005 Eve 6 Here's To The Night So denied so I lied Are you the now or never kind? In a day and a day love I'm going to be gone for good again Are you willing to be had? Are you cool with just tonight? Here's a toast to all those who hear me all to well. Here's to the night we felt alive. Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry. Here's to goodbye tomorrow's going to come to soon. Put your name on the line Along with place and time Want to stay, not to go, I want to ditch the logical. Here's a toast to all those who hear me all to well. Here's to the night we felt alive. Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry. Here's to goodbye tomorrow's going to come to soon. All my time is froze in motion Can't I stay an hour or two or more Don't let me let you go Don't let me let you go Here's a toast to all those who hear me all to well. Here's to the night we felt alive. Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry. Here's to goodbye, tomorrow's going to come to soon. To soon Here's to the night we felt alive Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry Here's to goodbye tomorrow's going to come to soon For all the people I knew in high school and were my few friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted December 31, 2005 I'd like to send this one out to my darling wife, Julie. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (Ain't that an awesome band name?) "Fishin' in the Dark" Lazy yeller moon coming up tonight Shining through the trees Crickets are singing And the lightning bugs are floating on the breeze Baby get ready Cross the field where the creek turns back By the old stun road Im going to take you to a special place That nobody knows Baby get ready Ooo ooo ooo You and me going fishing in the dark Lying on our backs and counting the stars Where the cool grass grows Down by river in the full moon light We’ll be falling in love in the middle of the night Just moving slow Staying the whole night through Feels so good to be with you Spring is almost over and the summer comin The days are getting long Waited all winter for the time to be right Just to take you along Baby get ready And it don’t matter if we sit forever And the fish don’t bite Jump in the river and cool ourselves from the heat of the night Baby get ready Ooo ooo ooo You and me going fishin in the dark Lying on our backs and counting the stars Where the cool grass grows Down by the river in the full moon light We’ll be falling in love in the middle of the night Just moving slow Staying the whole night through Feels so good to be with you And me going fishing in the dark Lying on our backs and counting the stars Where the cool grass grows Down by the river in the full moon light We’ll be falling in love in the middle of the night Just moving slow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted January 31, 2008 Kind and Generous by Natalie Merchant. Dedicated to Kevin for putting up with me all these years and still being such a friend. :P "You've been so kind and generous I don't know how you keep on giving For your kindness, I'm in debt to you For your selflessness, my admiration For everything you've done, you know I'm bound I'm bound to thank you for it You've been so kind and generous I don't know how you keep on giving For your kindness, I'm in debt to you And I never could have come this far without you For everything you've done, you know I'm bound I'm bound to thank you for it Oh, I want to thank you for so many gifts you gave The love, the tenderness, I wanna thank you I want to thank you for your generosity, the love And the honesty that you gave me I want to thank you show my gratitude My love, and my respect for you, I want to thank you Oh, I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted January 31, 2008 Kind and Generous by Natalie Merchant. Dedicated to Kevin for putting up with me all these years and still being such a friend. "You've been so kind and generous I don't know how you keep on giving For your kindness, I'm in debt to you For your selflessness, my admiration For everything you've done, you know I'm bound I'm bound to thank you for it You've been so kind and generous I don't know how you keep on giving For your kindness, I'm in debt to you And I never could have come this far without you For everything you've done, you know I'm bound I'm bound to thank you for it Oh, I want to thank you for so many gifts you gave The love, the tenderness, I wanna thank you I want to thank you for your generosity, the love And the honesty that you gave me I want to thank you show my gratitude My love, and my respect for you, I want to thank you Oh, I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you..." :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted January 31, 2008 To all the ladies at STF: The Bad Touch Bloodhound Gang Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of matingBut there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted January 31, 2008 "Goodbye to love" by the Carpenters for my first ex. Although I said I loved him for a year, I felt in fact trapped in the relationship because I got that attached to his family and his baby brother. But looking back, I saw Andy nothing more than good friend. I said I loved him, so I wouldn't hurt. I knew I had to let it go, I knew some day we would have to hurt. So I said goodbye when I moved away from home. This is a fantastic song to explain it. "Lying from you" by Linkin Park for my recent ex. I liked Adam. He was everything I wanted Andy to be. But he was that lost with his last girlfriend I felt like he was using me to either get back at his ex or just using me because he missed her. I caught him kissing another girl. He kept saying he was sorry. I said I was sorry. To make him happy. That's the way I am. But I was:- Stealing second after second just cause I know I can, But I can’t pretend that this is the way, it'll stay, I’m just, (Trying to bend the truth) I can’t pretend I'm who you want me to be so I'm, (Lying my way from) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabo Queen 0 Posted February 1, 2008 I'd like to dedicate "Nothing But A Good Time" by Poison to all the folks attending Shore Leave! "Ain't looking for nothing but a good time, How can I resist? Ain't looking for nothing but a good time, And it don't get better than this." :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted February 1, 2008 U2- "With or without you" To someone I know who is kind. caring. thoughtful, honest, loving, inspiring and empowering. He is simply the most sweetest guy. I know him online, but I went down to meet him. I had the most wonderful day of my life. No, I don't want a relationship. But he is my soul mate. And he said I'm his angel. And he is so glad to know me. And same back to him. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabo Queen 0 Posted February 4, 2008 Again to my Shore Leave clique, Gretchen Wilson's "I'm Here For The Party" :jem'hadar: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted February 5, 2008 I'd like to dedicate this song by Jimmy Buffet to all the women going to Shore Leave: I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin here Your voice sounds so wonderful But yer face don't look too clear So Barmaid bring a pitcher, another round of brew Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted February 6, 2008 Kind and Generous by Natalie Merchant. Dedicated to Kevin for putting up with me all these years and still being such a friend. :jem'hadar: For Mandy - You've Got a Friend by James Taylor When you're down and troubled and you need a helping hand and nothing whoa nothing is going right. Close your eyes and think of me and soon I will be there to brighten up even your darkest nights. You just call out my name and you know whereever I am I'll come running oh yeah baby to see you again. Winter spring summer or fall all you have to do is call and I'll be there yeah yeah yeah. You've got a friend. If the sky above you should turn dark and full of clouds and that old north wind should begin to blow Keep your head together and call my name out loud and soon I will be knocking upon your door. You just call out my name and you know where ever I am I'll come running to see you again. Winter, spring, summer or fall all you got to do is call and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend? People can be so cold. They'll hurt you and desert you. Well they'll take your soul if you let them. Oh yeah, but don't you let them. You just call out my name and you know wherever I am I'll come running to see you again. Oh babe, don't you know that, Winter spring summer or fall, Hey now, all you've got to do is call. Lord, I'll be there, yes I will. You've got a friend. You've got a friend. Ain't it good to know you've got a friend. Ain't it good to know you've got a friend. You've got a friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabo Queen 0 Posted February 6, 2008 I'd like to dedicate this song by Jimmy Buffet to all the women going to Shore Leave: I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin here Your voice sounds so wonderful But yer face don't look too clear So Barmaid bring a pitcher, another round of brew Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw NICE! :jem'hadar: To Kor: "Sex Machine" ~ James Brown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted February 24, 2008 To Kevin and Dill, they know why Share this post Link to post Share on other sites