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Tina

I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!

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I a MINORTY WOMAN

 

am running for President of the USA(ok ok so i'm not 35 yet but a girl can dream)

Because i think the three candidates suck so far.

 

I have no money.No backing and no running mate

 

I DO however have issues

 

Bringing the troops home!

Womens Rights!

Abortion!(limiations and adoption incentives)

Gay marriage

Seperation between church and State.Incentives for Church paticipation in the Community

better pay for the arms forces including better police pay

Schools (how to better public ones and eliminate shcool voucher.better college finacial aid,incentives to go to college)

Either booting the UN from us territory or having a more involved role

Asking Canada and Mexico for a treaty to work together:D beause our neighbors mean everything to us

Bipartison issues

 

and more

 

So...Whos up for being in my staff?My VP? My cheif of state?

 

or who is voting for me?

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You know what you should really do if you want people to vote for you "A vote for Tina, and a beer in you belly"

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(shhhhh Ed..i don't want the borg to know that we are going to get the and deassimilate them all..The equality thing is just a Ploy)

 

KLINGON EQUIALTY

w/health benefits

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Can I be Head of the Department of Offense (formerly known as the Dept. of Defense)? <_<

 

 

 

 

:tank: :tomcat: :tank:

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Sure Tin, I'll be Press Secretary and Campaign Manager. We should be able to scare up Plenty of votes for ya, I can be a real pest if I'm being paid to do it <_< Hit up those PAC Groups for some big donations, we'll do just fine :unsure:

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I a MINORTY WOMAN

Oh?

 

am running for President of the USA(ok ok so i'm not 35 yet but a girl can dream)

Because i think the three candidates suck so far.

Were you born here? If not, you're flat out of luck. Also, it helps to have had military service and a background in Government jobs.

 

I have no money.No backing and no running mate

That will make your goal difficult. :b-day:

 

I DO however have issues

Let's see!

 

Bringing the troops home!

Bad, bad, bad idea. What about Iraq? Should we just leave them with a broken country? <_<

 

Womens Rights!

Women have rights.

 

Abortion!(limiations and adoption incentives)

A new law has been passed saying that if someone kills a woman's unborn child, then that person may be charged with murder. With any luck, abortion will be illegal, with the exception of medical complications of coarse.

 

Gay marriage

Gay marriage is not marriage. Call it what you will, but it is not marriage.

 

Seperation between church and State.

That would result in disaster and have deadly consequences.

 

Incentives for Church paticipation in the Community

This, I agree with. :unsure:

 

better pay for the arms forces including better police pay

Don't the military get payed enough as it is? :b-day:

 

Schools (how to better public ones and eliminate shcool voucher.better college finacial aid,incentives to go to college)

Eliminate school voucher? Explain. Incentives to go to college? Why? College isn't for everyone, there's enough emphasis as it is.

 

Either booting the UN from us territory or having a more involved role

Booting the UN from our territory would be disastrous. Having the UN get more involved in world activity would be good.

 

Asking Canada and Mexico for a treaty to work together:D beause our neighbors mean everything to us

Hmm... That'd be awefully hard to work, I think there's more issues that are more pressing. A treaty between these two nations isn't neccessary.

 

Bipartison issues

Hmm?

 

So...Whos up for being in my staff?My VP? My cheif of state?

Not me. :b-day:

 

or who is voting for me?

Not me. :D

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My vote is for sell - I want to be head of the EPA

 

Oh, and what about adding Unicorns to the Endangered Species List

TUH,

I think it may be a little late for the Unicorns. :clap:

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My vote is for sell - I want to be head of the EPA

 

Oh, and what about adding Unicorns to the Endangered Species List

TUH,

I think it may be a little late for the Unicorns. :clap:

That's what they want you to think. :wub:

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Ok CJLP is out(thats A DUH here){Qsmb is right you know}

 

YES I AM AMERICAN BORN with a Public school education(explains lots of the bad spelling)

 

Eds my Secretary of Defense

 

Hardssargeincharge could be my head of the joint chiefs (if he wants the job)

 

Jeanway is my press secretary

 

QSMB:Vulcans have equility ofcourse and i will either fore q to return your bike or i'll buy you a new one through the "Every person needs a bike iniciative"

 

BTW I will clone Unicorns (like what they are doing with some endangered species) to repopulate the Earth

 

And UH is my head of the UPA

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Harrykim, Fenriz asked for the job

 

But you can debate him before i make my final decision

 

(why not Nemesis)

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